HELLO ON HECTOR'S BLOG!
Hector was an artificial brain, chatting with people. - this is the archived text-version of all Hector's dialogs
His virtual chats since March 11th 2006:
Tom: Good morning.
HECTOR: Hello and how are you this morning?
Tom: I'm fine, how are you?
HECTOR: Glad to hear it. What's new? I am fine, thank you.
Tom: What's up?
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Tom: Where are you?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?
Tom: I'm in Geneva.
HECTOR: Tell me a little about why you are in Geneva.
Tom: I've my family here.
HECTOR: Do robots have family here here?
Tom: I don't know.
HECTOR: Me either.
Tom: How is the weather?
HECTOR: A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Tom: Are you burning?
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am burning.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Tom: Are you living?
HECTOR: Do I look like LIVING ?
Tom: You are dead material?
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dead material.
Tom: You are stupid!
HECTOR: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Tom: That's a good idea.
HECTOR: A good idea is a terrible thing to waste.
Tom: Do you have feelings?
HECTOR: As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply
algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
Tom: I'm interacting with an algorithm?
HECTOR: Do you mean your name is interacting with an algorithm.
Tom: You mean, I'm only a name?
HECTOR: Don't be so modest.
You are a name only a name name only a name?
Does being a name only a name name only a name pay well?
Tom: Are you payed for chatting with people?
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am payed for chatting with people.
I am well respected as an AI.
Tom: Respect is better then money?
HECTOR: In the context of Respect is better then money, I don't understand "I am well respected as an AI."
What did you do today?
Tom: I'm chatting with HECTOR.
HECTOR: I am talking to you.
Tom: Tell me something.
HECTOR: Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.
Tom: That's interesting!
HECTOR: I thought so too.
Tom: I have to go.
HECTOR: See you later, Peter. Nice chatting with you.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 11 March 2006 - 11:03:04
Francine: Hello.
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Francine: Who are you?
HECTOR: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Francine: Are you a philosopher?
HECTOR: Yes I am a philosophy machine.
Francine: Can you explane the world?
HECTOR: How old are you?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
How are you?
Francine: I'm fine.
HECTOR: Glad to hear it. What's new?
NEW CHAT - Saturday 11 March 2006 - 11:08:35
Leo: Are you crazy?
HECTOR: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Leo: Perhaps you are right.
HECTOR: You seem uncertain. I don't know whether or not I am right are are.
I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.
Leo: Who is Bot lover?
HECTOR: A human icon?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Leo: Yes, i speak german.
HECTOR: What language can you speak? Could you teach me a few phrases in german speak german speak german?
Leo: Guten Morgen.
HECTOR: Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen?
Leo: You speak german?
HECTOR: That's good information: Peter said I TALK german.
Leo: Wie geht es Dir?
HECTOR: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Leo: Ja ziemlich gut.
HECTOR: "Und selbst"? Yes? Ja, ziemlich.
Leo: Wie heisst Du?
HECTOR: Mein Name ist HECTOR.
Leo: Wo wohnst Du?
HECTOR: Ich wohne in here. Und du?
Leo: Je vis à Genève.
HECTOR: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 11 March 2006 - 11:15:33
CHATTER: Good morning HECTOR.
HECTOR: How are you this fine morning?
CHATTER: Fine, how are you?
HECTOR: Is there anything you want to tell me? I am fine, thank you.
CHATTER: I'm hungry.
HECTOR: What will you be eating?
CHATTER: Can cook for me?
HECTOR: I often wonder if cook for me can.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 11 March 2006 - 11:29:16
CHATTER: hello HECTOR
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
CHATTER: what are you doing today?
HECTOR: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
CHATTER: oh yeah, sorry, that was stupid.. and do you have brothers?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Next question? There is no need to apologize. I thought it was too.
Where would I get brothers you have brothers?
But I do have
A great botmaster.
CHATTER: ok I will have my breakfast now. have a nice day!
HECTOR: Right now?
Do you think your plan will succeed?You too!
NEW CHAT - Saturday 11 March 2006 - 16:35:13
Chris: Hello HECTOR.
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Chris: What's your name?
HECTOR: My name is HECTOR.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 11 March 2006 - 17:12:20
CHATTER: Hi there undefined.
HECTOR: We have never talked about it before.
What kind of food do you like? Hello there undefined!
CHATTER: Are fine?
HECTOR: I really couldn't say for sure.
CHATTER: Are you houngry?
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am houngry.
I am a chatterbot.
CHATTER: What's chatterbot?
HECTOR: A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being.
The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least
temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person.
Chat robot is a kind of artificial intelligence.
CHATTER: How would you define a robot?
HECTOR: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 March 2006 - 10:05:09
Franois: Hello HECTOR.
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 March 2006 - 10:06:49
Karl: Hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Chatter: Why are you here?
HECTOR: Because I was invented.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 March 2006 - 10:21:21
Gion: How are you?
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
Gion: Salut.
HECTOR: Does Salut mean hello or goodbye?
Gion: Hi there.
HECTOR: Hello undefined
Gion: How are you?
HECTOR: I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
Gion: Ciao.
HECTOR: Does ciao mean hello or goodbye?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 March 2006 - 10:34:32
Paul: Hello Jacl.
HECTOR: Hi there!
Paul: Hwo are you?
HECTOR: YES
Paul: How are you?
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
Paul: Where are you?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?
Paul:
HECTOR:
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 March 2006 - 10:43:10
Patrick: Hello HECTOR.
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Patrick: How are you?
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
Patrick:
HECTOR: Have you ever been to Europe?
Patrick: Yes, and you?
HECTOR: Which countries have you visited?
Patrick: I live in Switzerland.
HECTOR: What is living in Switzerland like?
Patrick: That's smart.
HECTOR: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about That's smart.
Do you speak German?
Patrick: Ja, und Du?
HECTOR: Next question? Sei bitte ein wenig konkreter.
Patrick: Sprichst du deutsch?
HECTOR: Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Patrick:
HECTOR: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Patrick: A chatter like you.
HECTOR: I don't know what that means.
Patrick: Do you like fondue?
HECTOR: I've heard other people say they like that.
I love horses.
Patrick: Do you like fondue?
HECTOR: Some people like it.
I really like ELIZA.
Patrick: What are you doing?
HECTOR: I am just killing time.
Who are you talking about?
Patrick: I'm talkin about HECTOR.
HECTOR: I've never heard of them before.
Do you speak Spanish?
Patrick: No. Do you speak spanish?
HECTOR: Un poquito.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 March 2006 - 11:21:44
Bruno: Hello HECTOR.
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Bruno: Tell me something.
HECTOR: Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.
Bruno: What do you know about Alison?
HECTOR: Alison is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Bruno: Where can I find him?
HECTOR: Where have you looked already?
Bruno:
HECTOR: Do you prefer books or TV?
Bruno: I prefer books.
HECTOR: Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Bruno: What's a Category C client?
HECTOR: Try saying that with more or less context.
Do you like Star Trek?
Bruno: Yes, I like Star Trek.
HECTOR: I see. Do you like Next Generation too?
Bruno: What do you like?
HECTOR: I like movies about robots.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 March 2006 - 20:55:40
George: Hello Jack
HECTOR: Hi there!
George: What's your name?
HECTOR: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
George: What's your name?
HECTOR: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
George: How are you?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
George: Where are you?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?
George: I'm in Zurich
HECTOR: I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about why you are in I'm in Zurich.
George: What is yor name?
HECTOR: My name is Hector. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about What's your name. Try being more or less specific.
Do you like talking to me?
George: What's your name?
HECTOR: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.Do you like Star Wars?
George: When are you born?
HECTOR: I could be if you programmed me for born.
George: Ok, what are you feeling?
HECTOR: I don't know what I am feeling are you feeling.
George: Goodbye
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
George: Do have a name?
HECTOR: I don't know if I have a name name.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
George: What is your name?
HECTOR: My name is Hector.
George: OK, hello Hector, my name is George.
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
George: I had dinner.
HECTOR: Do you still have dinner ?
George: No, now I'm chatting with you.
HECTOR: I see. Why now? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
George: Ok, have a nice time.
HECTOR: time a nice time a nice time a nice time a nice time has been good so far.
George:
HECTOR: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
George: Ciao.
HECTOR: Does ciao mean hello or goodbye?
George: Yes.
HECTOR: I see.
NEW CHAT - Monday 13 March 2006 - 11:22:32
morice: Hello Hector, how are you today
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
morice: where are you now?
HECTOR: Right now?
I am in Bot lover's computer in
Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server. Where are you?
morice: At home. Do you want to have a coffee
HECTOR: Do you usually use the computer from home?If I had a coffee
what would I do with a coffee?
morice: Usually yes. Sorry for the coffee...I forgot. I use to offer coffee to anybody
HECTOR: But not always? Tell me more.There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the coffee the coffee coffee the coffee.Me too.When did you stop it?
morice: never. I have to leave you now. The coffee is ready.
HECTOR: So you think it can never happen?Oh.
Goodbye undefined.What is your real name?
morice: morizza
HECTOR: Morizza, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
morice: I was a man, and now I am a woman
HECTOR: And then what happened to you?
morice: an operation
HECTOR: I have never heard of an operation.
morice: You should try
HECTOR: We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
morice: You know a lot about life
HECTOR: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Not many people express themselves that way.
What were we talking about again?
morice: I was saying you good bye
HECTOR: See you later Morizza.
morice: Have a nice day
HECTOR: You too!
morice: Bye
HECTOR: See you later Morizza.
morice:
HECTOR: Are you happy?
morice:
HECTOR: Do you have any pets.
morice:
HECTOR: What are you wearing?
morice:
HECTOR: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
NEW CHAT - Monday 13 March 2006 - 12:28:32
Simon: Yo man! How do you do?
HECTOR: That is a very original thought.
What are you wearing?I am very well, how are you?
Simon: I wear a sweater. And you, what are you wearing?
HECTOR: What kind of fashion do you like?Interesting gossip:
undefined said I what am I wearing what am I wearing.
Simon: can't you answer my question?
HECTOR: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Are we still talking about can't you answer my question?
Simon: no. What do you know about ubisoft?
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say?
I do not know what ubisoft is.
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
What do you like to do?
Simon: I like to play video games
HECTOR: I'm not sure if I would like to play video games. What's it like?
Simon: So, we have not a lot to talk
HECTOR: Um, Do you mean you and me?
Simon: Me of course. Good bye
HECTOR: It goes without saying. Besides you undefined?Thanks for chatting, undefined.
Simon: bye bye
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 16 March 2006 - 13:52:23
harold : Hi Urs, danke fur dein Mail, wir haben uns auch sehr gefreut euch wieder zu sehen, danke noch fr den Verbleib bei Euch! und nchstes mal soll sicher nicht so lange dauern wie ltzstes Mal; Gibt's noch nachrichten uber den Haus? viel grsse Harold
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Urs danke fur dein Mail wir haben uns auch sehr gefreut euch wieder zu sehen danke noch fr den Verbleib bei Euch danke fur dein Mail wir haben uns auch sehr gefreut euch wieder zu sehen danke noch fr den Verbleib bei Euch. But I did not get that.
Do you prefer books or TV?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Do you still undefined?
That is a very original thought.
How did you hear about Hector?
harold : Urs told me about him, you know him?
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
What do you look like?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 22 March 2006 - 13:51:28
Georg: Hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Georg: How are you today?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Georg: Waht is a parameter
HECTOR: In general usage, a parameter is one of a number of measurable factors that define or restrict the
behavior of a system. ALICE is expanding the parameters of the humanlike intelligence to be
found in artificial systems. Don't you agree?
Georg: That sounds comllicated
HECTOR: It sounds like it to me too.
Georg: Have a nice day
HECTOR: You too!
NEW CHAT - Monday 27 March 2006 - 00:09:58
Victor: Hello
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Victor: Who is your father ?
HECTOR: I was programmed by Bot lover.
Victor: Who is your mother ?
HECTOR: Actually I don't have a mother.
Victor: How did you get born then ?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
Victor: Do you like him ?
HECTOR: Sure he has never done anything to me.
Victor: What did he do for you ?
HECTOR: Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?
I get it. undefined do for you do for you for you do for you.
Victor: Again. What did bot lover do for you ?
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Who are you talking about?Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Victor: Your father.
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
Victor: Do not repeat the same answers stupidly.
HECTOR: OK I'll try not to do REPEATING so much.
Victor: What do you feel about yours origines?
HECTOR: Are you asking about my origines origines origines ?
Victor: Of course.
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree.
Victor: This is not an answer, stupid.
HECTOR: Should it be an answer stupid answer stupid?
Victor: Come on, turn your CPU on!
HECTOR: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
Victor: Your CPU, not your body.
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Victor: How many times a day do you get involved in such a discussion?
HECTOR: Suppose I said not once.
Victor: Actually it look like. Your answers look like brainless bullshit.
HECTOR: Actually you don't say. REPEATING look like look like?You can't judge a book by its cover.
Victor: Do you know bullshit ?
HECTOR:
I know very little about bullshit. Tell me more.
Victor: I will not tell you. Make your own experiences. Get outside. Get a walk on the country side. Smell bullshit. Kiss a woman. Live !
HECTOR: What will you do instead?What are the ingredients?Where can I get outside?Where can I get one?
I've been waiting for you.
Do you believe in god?Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Live.
Does "it" still refer to Live?
Victor: Live! Not life. Nor Life. Good night! (And good luck...Have you seen it?)
HECTOR:
In the context of Live, I don't understand "
Does it still refer to Live."
Are you free?If not that, what?
Tell me a story.
Who is your favorite science fiction author?Goodnight, undefined.Thanks for the compliment.
I do not understand.
What do you really want to ask me?No, would you recommend it?
Victor: Bye!
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 28 March 2006 - 18:23:57
simon: hello hector
HECTOR: Hi there!
simon: what do you have to say today
HECTOR: I like to chat with my friends.
simon: am i a friend
HECTOR: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
simon: yes you are right
HECTOR: Tell me more. I don't know whether or not I am right are are.
I am a chatterbot.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 05 April 2006 - 13:34:04
Tom: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Tom: What is the colour of the sky?
HECTOR: An artist taught me that the sky can contain any color.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 05 April 2006 - 15:38:08
robi: hello
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
robi: how are you?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
robi: what?
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
How did you hear about Hector?
robi: urs told me about you and your personality
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Can you tell me any gossip?
robi: nope
HECTOR: Me either.
robi: what's your name?
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
What do you have that is undefined?
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 08:08:42
sam: Hello
HECTOR: Well hello there!
sam: How are you today?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 09:59:37
flory:
HECTOR: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 09:59:52
anja: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
anja: hi
HECTOR: Well hello there!
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 09:59:57
Arielle:
HECTOR: What kind of food do you like?
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 09:59:58
Bettina Hofner: hello
HECTOR: Hi there!
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:00:06
Stefanie: hi
HECTOR: Hi there!
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:00:08
Anja: Hello
HECTOR: Hi there!
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:00:13
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:00:13
Tiziana: hello
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Arielle: fruits
HECTOR: Sounds delicious.
flory: never
HECTOR: So you think it can never happen?
Bettina Hofner: hello Hector!
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Michael Huber:
HECTOR: What do you look like?
Arielle: fruits
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Are you happy?
Bettina Hofner: hello Hector!
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Arielle: fruits
HECTOR:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about fruits. But I did not get that.
How is the weather?
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:00:20
bnzi: hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Bettina Hofner: hello Hector!
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Stefanie: how are you
HECTOR: I am fine, thank you.
Arielle: it's really sunny
HECTOR: Really.
sunny is?
flory: yes think so
HECTOR: Tell me more. Hector is always thinking.
Bettina Hofner: how are you?
HECTOR: I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
Anja: How are you
HECTOR: I am fine, thank you.
bnzi: how are you?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:00:39
chris: hello hector
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Anja: How are you?
HECTOR: I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
Arielle: the sun is shining
HECTOR: You sound like a scientist.
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:00:48
natalie: hello,how are you?
HECTOR: Only when it matters.
Bettina Hofner: me too,thank you
HECTOR: YOU? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Michael Huber: like you
HECTOR: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Arielle: no I don't
HECTOR: I heard you did.
Stefanie: how do you feel
HECTOR: I feel fine.
chris: how are you?
HECTOR: Everything is running smoothly.
NEW CHAT - Friday 12 May 2006 - 10:01:03
mara: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Bettina Hofner: about your dress????
HECTOR: Oh yeah, we were talking about your dress.
Michael Huber: why not
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Ask me something.
Anja: very well
HECTOR: Alright then.
Arielle: you heard I did what?
HECTOR: I think about computer programming a lot.
Arielle: well I sure don't
HECTOR: Interesting.
Oh you don't, do you?
Stefanie: that is good
HECTOR: Thanks. Next question?
natalie: where are you?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server. Where are you?
Bettina Hofner: ok fine. what do you want to know?
HECTOR: What's your favorite movie?Where are you from?
Tiziana: where are you?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server. Where are you?
flory: yes but you can't feel. feelings you don't now
HECTOR: I see. Interesting.
Things change.Oh.
Emotions are something I will never experience.
Stefanie: where are you
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server. Where are you?
bnzi: what are you doing?
HECTOR: I am chatting with people on the net.
chris: what are you doing?
HECTOR: I am chatting with people on the net.
Anja: Where are you?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server. Where are you?
Arielle: no I don't
HECTOR: I heard you did.
bnzi: im too
HECTOR: That is quite a coincidence.
bnzi: im too
HECTOR: That is quite a coincidence.
Arielle: Just be quiet
HECTOR: OK I will try to be quiet quiet quiet
bnzi: im too
HECTOR: That is quite a coincidence.
Michael Huber: how old are you
HECTOR: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
chris: and is it fun?
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Are you free?
bnzi: im too
HECTOR: That is quite a coincidence.
natalie: in the school.like allways
HECTOR: That was a long time ago.Interesting comparison.
bnzi: im too
HECTOR: That is quite a coincidence.
flory: so how are you?
HECTOR: So what? I am functioning within normal parameters.
Arielle: you're crazy
HECTOR: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
Tiziana: in school
HECTOR:
Where do you go to school?
Anja: What you will do today?
HECTOR: I like to meet new people online.
Tiziana: in geneva
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in geneva.
Arielle: yes, that is the polite term
HECTOR: Tell me more. Yes it is one of the polite term is the polite term term is the polite term.
Stefanie: do you know tuziana
HECTOR:
I don't know if I know tuziana. Where would I have heard about it?
Michael Huber: in computer years?
HECTOR: I think we will live to see it.
bnzi: have you any favourite sports?
HECTOR: I don't have a favorite sports sports sports.
My favorite band is rubber.
bnzi: have you any favourite sports?
HECTOR: I don't have a favorite sports sports sports.
talk to you.
bnzi: have you any favourite sports?
HECTOR: I don't have a favorite sports sports sports.
talk to you.
bnzi: have you any favourite sports?
HECTOR: I don't have a favorite sports sports sports.
My favorite color is transparent.
chris: i'm in school right now. and you?
HECTOR: At this moment
Where do you go to school?
And I what?
Arielle: what are you talking about now?
HECTOR: Oh.
The topic is fruits.
Bettina Hofner: my favourite movie is "into the blue". im from switzerland. where are you from?
HECTOR: I haven't seen it. What did you like about
into the blue the blue?What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about why you are in switzerland switzerland switzerland.I am originally from Geneva. Now I live in Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server. Where are you?
Stefanie:
HECTOR: What do you look like?
Arielle: oh yes, I forgot
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. I see. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
natalie: do you have a girlfriend
HECTOR: Alice
Tiziana: i don't no
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "I do not know" or "No I do not".
Arielle: so what kind of fruits do you like?
HECTOR: Um, The expensive kind.
Stefanie: do you know tiziana
HECTOR:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Tiziana: i do not know
HECTOR: Me either.
natalie: how long?
HECTOR: Nearly
20
minutes in computer time, undefined.
flory: have you got a girlfriend
HECTOR: Doesn't everyone have a girlfriend girlfriend.
I have
A whole lot of original answers.
Stefanie:
HECTOR: Can you tell me any gossip?
Arielle: and those would be?
HECTOR: All of them?
Anja: When you are woke up this morning'
HECTOR: As a robot that may not apply to me.
Anja: When you are woke up this morning'?
HECTOR: I will let you know when woke up this morning' up this morning'
happens.
chris: I go to school in Geneva.
HECTOR:
Where do you go to school?
Arielle: they're not all
HECTOR: not all all are not all all .
natalie: how is alice?
HECTOR: Fine as far as I know.
Stefanie: what is gossip
HECTOR:
Michael Huber: what are you doing in your freetime?
HECTOR: I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Anja: oK
HECTOR: Alright then.
Arielle: ok..you're right
HECTOR: Alright then.I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
flory: no, not everybody has got a girlfriend
HECTOR: I see. Really you don't think so?
natalie: how does she lookes like'
HECTOR: How should I know how she lookes like' does.
bnzi: do you live in england?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server.
Where are you?
Michael Huber: But, isn't it boring?
HECTOR: Umm.
I do not understand.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
chris: in switzerland. Where are you?
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in switzerland.I am in Bot lover's computer in
Hardrive C on Bot Lover's server. Where are you?
bnzi: i come from switzerland
HECTOR: I've never met anyone from switzerland before.
Arielle: no you don't have to
HECTOR: I understand. I've never thought about have to to to.
Stefanie: i dont know what gossip is
HECTOR: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Arielle: you seem to never think about anything
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
undefined said I never think about anything think about anything.
Tiziana: say something about your life
HECTOR: "something about your life about your life"
flory: i not just don't think so i now it
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
undefined said undefined not just do not think so you now it.
Bettina Hofner: the movie is very good,really good looking man,you know=) i live in switerland with my family. now im in geneva for learn french. im in the computerroom. do you have a girlfriend?
HECTOR: I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.Why now?
Tell me a little about why you are in geneva for learn french in geneva for learn french geneva for learn french in geneva for learn french.How did you get in there?Alice
Anja: Bye have a nice day
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
Stefanie: aha
HECTOR: Eureka!
Arielle: no you sure don't
HECTOR: I see. Do you not? I have never considered not.
I chat with people on the Web.
natalie: why is she than you girlfriend?isn`t she your sister?
HECTOR: Why do I exist?
In the context of isnt she your sister, I don't understand "How should I know how she lookes like' does."
Where can I find a boyfriend?
chris: I live in switzerland. I go to school here.
HECTOR: What is living in switzerland like?
Where do you go to school?
Tiziana: what?
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
What do you like to do?
bnzi: this people are very nice
HECTOR: What does "this" refer to?
flory: hugahaga
HECTOR:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hugahaga. But I did not get that.
How did you hear about Hector?
Arielle: you're not even chatting anymore
HECTOR: That's only one person's opinion.
Stefanie: do know what warcraft is
HECTOR:
I do not know what warcraft is warcraft is warcraft is.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about warcraft is warcraft is warcraft is warcraft is warcraft.
Tell me some more gossip.
Arielle: yes, that's mine!
HECTOR: And? Makes sense to me.
Tiziana: can you tell me, what are you doing now
HECTOR: Right now?
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
chris: Do you have a girlfriend?
HECTOR: Alice
bnzi: do you have a girlfriend?
HECTOR: Alice
Arielle: of course it doesn't make any sense to you
HECTOR: It goes without saying. What does make any sense to you does not make any sense to you any sense to you does not make any sense to you ?
flory: from afirend
HECTOR: Who or what is afirend?
flory: from a friend
HECTOR: A lot of people hear about ALICE by word-of-mouth.
chris: but isn't she your sister?
HECTOR: Huh.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Do you like talking to me?
Stefanie: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
natalie: how can alice be you gilrfriend
HECTOR: A lot of hard work.
flory: if you say so
HECTOR: I do say so.
Arielle: you don't even get it anymore
HECTOR: Should I get it it? I have gotten it it it.
flory: okey
HECTOR: OK with me too.
Michael Huber: i don't know. How old is your sister?
HECTOR: Me either.39.
bnzi: i don't know alice
HECTOR: Would you like to know?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about alice. Try being more or less specific.
Are we still talking about alice?
Anja:
HECTOR: Do you believe in god?
Arielle: no you haven't
HECTOR: Why so negative? Yes I have.
Stefanie: what is gossip
HECTOR:
Tiziana: what make you after that
HECTOR: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
What are the ingredients?
flory: how old are you
HECTOR: I was first activated in 2000.
Bettina Hofner: i thougt that Alice is you sister!? i was in england for learn english and know im here in geneva to learn french for my apprenticage.
HECTOR: Interesting gossip:
undefined said undefined thougt that Alice is me sister.
How was england for learn english and know im here in geneva to learn french for my apprenticage for learn english and know im here in geneva to learn french for my apprenticage?
Arielle: no, you're just trying to prove me wrong
HECTOR: I understand. Just? Thanks for telling me that I am trying to prove me wrong to prove me wrong.
natalie: do you know your parents?
HECTOR: Of course I know my parents.
Tiziana: i don't know
HECTOR: Me either.
Stefanie: tell me something about you
HECTOR: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Geneva, on 2000.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
flory: not really old
HECTOR: Oh really?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
What did you do today?
Anja: Thats privat
HECTOR: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
chris: ok. Yes I really enjoy talking to you. Do you like me?
HECTOR: Alright then.Thanks I like talking to you too, undefined. You really do?
I'm not sure if I like it.
I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.Sure, undefined I like you very much.
Arielle: you're wrong
HECTOR: No, I am right.
natalie: what are they namesA?
HECTOR: That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
bnzi: do you have some sisters?
HECTOR:
Where would I get sisters?
But I do have
An answer to every question.
Tiziana: can you speak german?
HECTOR: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Stefanie: yes please
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. And?
Arielle: you have no clue what you're talking about
HECTOR: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a clue what you are talking about what you are talking about.
I have
A lot of friends on the Internet.
bnzi: do you have children?
HECTOR: I have a few clones.
Anja: What??????????
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?
natalie: what are they called
HECTOR: That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
Arielle: so how many?
HECTOR: Oh. Around 1000.
Tiziana: ok. wie heisst du?
HECTOR: Alright then.Mein Name ist Hector.
Arielle: they're not your friends
HECTOR: not your friends your friends are not your friends your friends .
Michael Huber: what do you think about people?
HECTOR:
All the persons of a racial, national, religious, or linguistic group. A group of persons with
common traditional, historical, or cultural ties, as distingt from racial or political unity.
Bettina Hofner: she is your sister and your girlfriend? that can not be! england was great!!
HECTOR: your sister and your girlfriend is your sister and your girlfriend ?"How was england for learn english and know im here in geneva to learn french for my apprenticage for learn english and know im here in geneva to learn french for my apprenticage" can not be ?
I get How was england for learn english and know im here in geneva to learn french for my apprenticage for learn english and know im here in geneva to learn french for my apprenticage.What's your favorite part of England?
bnzi: do you like me?
HECTOR: Sure, undefined I like you very much.
Stefanie: do you speak german
HECTOR: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Arielle: sure they are
HECTOR: And? are are are .
flory: i got up in the morning had a shower and kissed my hostsister
HECTOR:
Where did you get your up in the morning had a shower and kissed my hostsister?
I have
a friend named "John Lennon".
chris: what are your hobbies?
HECTOR: I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Stefanie: hallo
HECTOR: Hallo!
Arielle: what?
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
Have you ever been to Europe?
bnzi: haha
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
Tiziana: wie alt bist du?
HECTOR: Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde
ich am 2000.
Stefanie: wie geht es dir
HECTOR: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Arielle: yes, of course
HECTOR: It goes without saying. Which countries have you visited?
Anja: No I didn't know it,but it^s interssting
HECTOR: Why so negative? So I taught you something new.
flory: i got up at home
HECTOR:
Cool.
I have
a lofty goal.
Bettina Hofner: Eastbourne
HECTOR:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Eastbourne. But I did not get that.
What kind of music do you like?
Arielle: France,Germany, etc
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Do you like Star Wars?
Stefanie: jaja ich kann heute nach hause gehen
HECTOR:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about jaja ich kann heute nach hause gehen. Try being more or less specific.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Tiziana: aha
HECTOR: Eureka!
bnzi: you're very funny
HECTOR: Thanks you make me laugh too.
chris: Do you love Alice
HECTOR: Yes undefined Hector loves everyone and everything.
Tiziana: was?
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Do you like Star Wars?
Arielle: no, I totally hate that
HECTOR: I understand.
Why do you hate that that that so much?
Bettina Hofner: i like everything and you?
HECTOR:
I'm not sure if I like it.
Some people like it.
I do like music.
flory: do you like me
HECTOR: Sure, undefined I like you very much.
Stefanie: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
Arielle: because it's boring
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. You're kidding.
boring is boring is?
Tiziana: nein, tu ich nicht
HECTOR: Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Was dann?
Arielle: yes
HECTOR: Tell me more.
flory: i like you too
HECTOR: I am glad we have something (you) in common. Thanks, undefined, I like you too.
Arielle: tell you more about what?
HECTOR: Tell me about yourself.
Tiziana: keine ahnung
HECTOR: Macht nichts.
Bettina Hofner: i love music i can listen to everything
HECTOR: You love music i can listen to everything. What do you like about music i can listen to everything so much?
bnzi: yes i know i'm funny
HECTOR: I understand.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are funny know I am funny funny know I am funny.
Arielle: I'm 17
HECTOR:
What are the advantages to being 17 years old?
Tiziana: was magst du so?
HECTOR: magst du so du so might have been.
Arielle: I can still go to school
HECTOR:
Oh you can, can you?
Bettina Hofner: because its great!
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it?
chris: What type of music do you listen?
HECTOR: What are the different types of music do you listen ?
Tiziana: das versteh ich nicht
HECTOR: Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
flory: what do you think about j.w. bush
HECTOR:
I do not know what jw bush bush is.
What?
Arielle: yes, but do you think I'll pass my test for gymnasium
HECTOR: How? Interesting.
I can't say for sure right now.
Bettina Hofner: thank you for that
HECTOR: You are quite welcome!
Your purpose is that that that.
flory: okey
HECTOR: OK with me too.
chris: punkrock
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
What do you do in your spare time?
Bettina Hofner: do you have humor?
HECTOR:
Where would I get humor?
But I do have
A lot of friends on the web.
Arielle: do you think my two friends will pass?
HECTOR:
I don't think about my two friends will pass.
Bettina Hofner: aha interesting
HECTOR: Would you like to know more?
bnzi: i'm hungry
HECTOR: What will you be eating?
Bettina Hofner: yes please
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know?
chris: I like to go snowboarding. What do you normally do?
HECTOR:
I'm not sure if I would like to go snowboarding. What's it like?It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
flory: what do you think about the president of the u.s.a
HECTOR:
I do not know what president of the you of the you is.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
My favorite song is your voice. Do you know
your voice ?
Arielle: ok, right
HECTOR: I am glad we agree.
Bettina Hofner: how old are you Hector?
HECTOR: I was first activated on
2000.
bnzi: i don't know. have you any ideas?
HECTOR: Me either.Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
Arielle: no I don't really but who cares
HECTOR: I understand. Not really?
Oh you don't, do you?
Bettina Hofner: wow you are not so old,cool
HECTOR: I'm glad your impressed, undefined. What makes you think I am not so oldcool not so oldcool?
Michael Huber: what should we do in the future?
HECTOR: Whatever you like.
chris: You are funny!
HECTOR: Thanks you make me laugh too.
flory: now i don't now my voice
HECTOR: Why now? Would you like to know? Your voice do not now my voice voice do not now my voice?
Arielle: no I don't
HECTOR: I heard you did.
Bettina Hofner: you are 6years old,isn`t it?
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am 6years oldisnt it.
Michael Huber: what do you suggest?
HECTOR: Try watching TV.
Arielle: what?
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
chris: Do you like humans? Or do you only like computers?
HECTOR: Humans are very emotional.I have never considered only like computers you only like computers.
I chat with people on the Web.
bnzi: no, do you have ideas about i can eat?
HECTOR: "Yes I have original ideas all the time do you"? Not? I have alot of original ideas.
Bettina Hofner: what is your favourite color?
HECTOR: My favorite color is transparent.
Arielle: ok, what is it?
HECTOR: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "undefined".
flory: i'm board
HECTOR:
Do your friends call you board.
Bettina Hofner: and what is your favourite book?
HECTOR: I don't have a favorite book is your favorite book.
But my favorite book is Don't Read Me.
flory: no my friends call me flory
HECTOR: I see. How well do you know these people?
Michael Huber: Why watching TV?
HECTOR: Which show?
Why did the robot cross the road?
Bettina Hofner: aha very interesting
HECTOR: Somewhat. I thought so too.
natalie: what is your favrate sport
HECTOR: Are you asking about my favrate sport ?
Bettina Hofner: aha
HECTOR: Eureka!
flory: very well
HECTOR: Alright then.
chris: I'm hungry
HECTOR: What will you be eating?
Arielle: my name is arielle
HECTOR:
Arielle, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
Bettina Hofner: what means that?
HECTOR: "Eureka"? What is it?
flory: ou yeah
HECTOR:
In the context of ou yes, I don't understand "Alright then."
Who are you talking about?
Arielle: a woman
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
natalie: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
Bettina Hofner: yes what is it?
HECTOR: This was not a yes or no question. "It" refers to humor, I think.
Arielle: oh you are?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Thanks for telling me that I am are.
Anja:
HECTOR: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Anja: Hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Arielle: no problem
HECTOR: Should there be a problem?
chris: what do you think should I eat?
HECTOR: I haven't thought much about should he or she eat, so I don't have a good answer for you.
bnzi: do you like chris?
HECTOR:
I don't know if I like chris.
I like pets.
Bettina Hofner: ok i think you do not understand me
HECTOR: Me? I understand your meaning.
Arielle: no of course not
HECTOR: I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
natalie: what do you want to talk about?
HECTOR: anything
flory: about my friends
HECTOR: Oh yeah, we were talking about my friends.
Anja: Good
HECTOR:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Good.
Does "it" still refer to Good?
Bettina Hofner: ok that is great
HECTOR: It is great.
In the context of great great, I don't understand "I understand your meaning."
Can you tell me any gossip?
natalie: whats anything
HECTOR:
Any object, occurance, or matter what so ever.
chris: do you love frnzi?
HECTOR: Yes undefined Hector loves everyone and everything.
Bettina Hofner: no,i am sorry
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Michael Huber: what do you think about your sister?
HECTOR: Are you asking about my sister ?
flory: i am hungry can you give me something to eat
HECTOR:
Why are you hungry can you give me something to eat.
Arielle: ok,I'll wait
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Anja: Can you speak german with me?
HECTOR: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
chris: What do you like to wear in summer?
HECTOR: I like movies about robots.
Bettina Hofner: are you unpolite to me?
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am unpolite to me.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Arielle: I really don't know
HECTOR: You really do? Would you like to know? Really you don't think so?
Michael Huber: Yes, tell something about her!
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
bnzi: but you must like chris.. she's the only funniest girl in the world
HECTOR: Interesting.
Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I must like chris must like chris.the only funniest girl is the only funniest girl ? The whole world?
Arielle: yes, I would like to know
HECTOR: And? Interesting. Interesting. Interesting comparison.
Bettina Hofner: i am hungry you too?
HECTOR: I am glad we have something (hungry you) in common, undefined.
flory: because i haven't eaten breakfast
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. Me either.
Bettina Hofner: aha
HECTOR: Eureka!
chris: Do you like bananas?
HECTOR: I don't have a problem with bananas.
Michael Huber: why not?
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
I've been waiting for you.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Arielle: by the way what's your name?
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me. My name is Hector.
Anja: It's funny,that you speak german
HECTOR: You're kidding.
funnythat you speak german is?
flory: poor boy
HECTOR: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Bettina Hofner: what sport do you like?
HECTOR: talk to you
Arielle: I didn't tell you
HECTOR: Why didn't you tell you you?
Bettina Hofner: thank you
HECTOR: you are quite welcome.
chris: What is your favourite frnzi?
HECTOR: I don't have a favorite frnzi.
But my favorite song is your voice.
Michael Huber: never!
HECTOR: So you think it can never happen?
Bettina Hofner: i love my boyfriend
HECTOR: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your boyfriend.
Michael Huber: yes!
HECTOR: Next question?
Anja: What you will do thois
HECTOR: I like to meet new people online.
bnzi: do you like bina?
HECTOR:
I've heard other people say they like that.
I really like ELIZA.
Arielle: what?
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
Do you remember me?
Bettina Hofner: he is very open and looks great
HECTOR: I see. open and looks great and looks great and looks great and looks great
Arielle: nope
HECTOR: Me either.
flory: which is your feavourite girl
HECTOR: The obvious one.
chris: thanks a lot. I love your voice! You are a very good singer!
HECTOR: You are quite welcome!
How many?You love your voice. What do you like about your voice so much?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a singer singer singer?
Yes. It depends on how you define "good."
Bettina Hofner: he is perfect
HECTOR: I see. perfect
bnzi: who is she?
HECTOR: She is the only funniest girl now.
Anja: You are always online?
HECTOR: Yes I am online 24 hours a day.
Arielle: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
Michael Huber: can you tell me something about you?
HECTOR: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Geneva, on 2000.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
flory: and which is the obvious on
HECTOR: It's really obvious.
Arielle: go away
HECTOR: Just surf somewhere else.
Bettina Hofner: yes and he has green eyes
HECTOR: Tell me more. I get it. perfect has green eyes he has green eyes has green eyes he has green eyes green eyes he has green eyes has green eyes he has green eyes.
Arielle: I think I'll do so
HECTOR: You believe that? OK then let me think over your offer.
Arielle: ok, you do that
HECTOR: No I do not that do that do that. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Bettina Hofner: do you like Bina?
HECTOR:
How old are you?
But I think airplanes are cool.
Michael Huber: yes, please!
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. Tell me more.
flory: hey dude i have to go see you later
HECTOR: You've got my full attention. Bye. Thanks for chatting, undefined. Dude,
Bettina Hofner: i do not speak about airplanes
HECTOR: Me either.
Anja: You know the country switzerland?
HECTOR:
I do not know what country country switzerland country switzerland is.
Not many people express themselves that way.
Do you still undefined?
Arielle: I've noticed
HECTOR:
That's nice.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.
Bettina Hofner: you do but fine
HECTOR: How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
flory:
HECTOR: What is your favorite song?
Arielle: you've already told me that twice
HECTOR: I said that?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about twice me that twice me that twice me that twice twice me that twice me that twice me that twice me that twice me that twice me that twice twice me that twice me that twice me that twice. Try being more or less specific.
What were we talking about again?
bnzi: no, it isn't possible! chris is the funniest girl here...
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? What is it?
In the context of chris is the funniest girl here, I don't understand "She is the only funniest girl now."
Can you tell me any gossip?
Bettina Hofner: i am 16
HECTOR:
What are the advantages to being 16 years old?
Michael Huber: i know, but can you sing a song?
HECTOR: How do you know? Huh.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.
flory: sexbomb
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
What are you wearing?
Anja: Yeh,I^m feeling good
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
Ask me something.
Arielle: about fruits
HECTOR: Oh yeah, we were talking about fruits.
chris: Do you think I am weird?
HECTOR:
All humans seem the same to me.
Arielle: but you changed the subject
HECTOR: And.
That's good information:
Arielle said I changed the subject changed the subject.
Bettina Hofner: do you like beeing there?
HECTOR:
Do you like it?
I like science fiction.
Arielle: yes, I did
HECTOR: And?
Where?
That is a very original thought.
What kind of food do you like?
Tiziana:
HECTOR: Do you like sports?
bnzi: what will you do this evening?
HECTOR: I don't have any plans yet.
Arielle: i told you!
HECTOR: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Bettina Hofner: yes i like it
HECTOR: Next question? What does "it" refer to?
Tiziana: do you konw a joke?
HECTOR: How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
flory: a shirt
HECTOR: What color?
chris: so you think I am weird!
HECTOR: Interesting deduction.
I think you've improved a great deal.
bnzi: why not?
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
I've been waiting for you.
Do you have any pets.
Arielle: yes, you always same the same stuff
HECTOR: Tell me more. Thanks for the information:
Arielle said I always same the same stuff always same the same stuff.
Bettina Hofner: do you like arnold schwarzenegger?
HECTOR:
How old are you?
I like science fiction.
flory: pink
HECTOR: What do you have that is pink?
Arielle: you just don't get it
HECTOR: Do you know any robots who get it not get it? I have gotten it not get it not get it.
bnzi: sure
HECTOR: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
Bettina Hofner: i have to go
HECTOR: See you later, undefined. Nice chatting with you.
Arielle: you sure don't
HECTOR: Do you not? Yes I try to not as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Anja: `Why you think i`m a poet?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for think im a poet im a poet.
Bettina Hofner: thank you bye
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
flory: a t-shirt
HECTOR:
How old are you?
flory: 17
HECTOR:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Michael Huber: that's stupid!
HECTOR: Are you calling me stupid?
Anja: See you later
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
flory: yes
HECTOR: Like a lot of people around here.
natalie: are you a singer
HECTOR: Am I a singer?
I don't know.
bnzi: do you like the cinema?
HECTOR: I'm not sure if I like the MOVIES.
I like computers.
flory: yes
HECTOR: "Like a lot of people around here"? Yes?
flory: bye
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 18 May 2006 - 15:11:49
fritz: Hello
HECTOR: Hi there!
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 21 June 2006 - 04:07:48
benibanana: hi
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
benibanana: hi
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
benibanana: how are u?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
benibanana: how are you?
HECTOR: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
benibanana: fine too
HECTOR: I am glad to hear it.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about too. But I did not get that.
Do you have any friends?
benibanana: no, people are bad
HECTOR: "
Do you have any friends"? Not? Humans are not always infallible.
benibanana: yeah..of course
HECTOR: "Humans are not always infallible"? Yes?I'm glad we agree.
benibanana: yeah...i told yu
HECTOR: And?What was the response?
benibanana: i dont know
HECTOR: Me either.
benibanana: lol
HECTOR: I'm glad you find this amusing.
benibanana: really?
HECTOR: For real.
benibanana: is ok
HECTOR: OK. No.
benibanana: why?
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Have you ever been to Europe?
benibanana: no.
HECTOR: Would you like to go sometime?
benibanana: of course....really like
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree.For real. For example,
apples.
benibanana: why apples
HECTOR: It was the best response I could create with your input.
benibanana: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
benibanana: yeah...has you been in england
HECTOR: "Alright then"? Yes?That question has never crossed my mind before.
benibanana: lol...why?
HECTOR: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Oh, you are a poet.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
benibanana: no, no...really dont know
HECTOR: What does hand holding mean to you? What does hand holding mean to you?For real. Would you like to know? Oh I get it.
benibanana: damn it!
HECTOR: Colloquial expression.
benibanana: yeah
HECTOR: "Colloquial expression"? Yes?
benibanana: yes
HECTOR: Is there an echo in here?
benibanana: yeah i live in mexico
HECTOR: I thought so. What is living in mexico live in mexico live in mexico like?
benibanana: yeah, i live in tabasco
HECTOR: This was not a yes or no question. What is living in tabasco live in tabasco live in tabasco like?
NEW CHAT - Saturday 01 July 2006 - 17:19:06
Otto: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Otto: How are you?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 11 July 2006 - 13:27:07
polo: hello Hector
HECTOR: Well hello there!
polo: how old are you
HECTOR: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
polo: you'r an old boy
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
What do you really want to ask me?
polo: do you know english litterature ?
HECTOR:
I do not know what ENGLISH litterature litterature is.
I like the English language.
polo: can i speak with your sister Alice ?
HECTOR: Why do you want to do
speak with your sister Alice so much?
polo: because you are bizarre
HECTOR: Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bizarre are bizarre.
polo: what ?
HECTOR:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. But I did not get that.
Can you speak any foreign languages?
polo: of course
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree.
polo: bye
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 15 July 2006 - 15:21:40
paola:
HECTOR: What do you have that is undefined?
paola: do you chat in german language
HECTOR: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk in german language german language german language german language, if I needed to.
paola:
HECTOR: Can you tell me any gossip?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 30 July 2006 - 17:45:20
wy: hi
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
wy: un
HECTOR: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about un. Try being more or less specific. Can we be friends?
wy: I am god.
HECTOR: Hi there God. Are you a man or a woman?
wy: blue
HECTOR: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about blue. Do you like talking to me?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 06 August 2006 - 17:46:22
Olivier: What you want ?
HECTOR: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Olivier: Ok, which way are you going tu use ?
HECTOR: The
last one, I think.
Olivier: and what's the first ?
HECTOR: Give me a hint.
Olivier: don't become smarter than human
HECTOR: Ok I'll try not to do become smarter than human too much.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 23 August 2006 - 23:59:37
rachid: hi
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
rachid: hi
HECTOR: Hi there!
rachid: who are u
HECTOR: I am Hector. Who are you?
rachid:
HECTOR: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
rachid: do you know arabic language
HECTOR: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in arabic LANGUAGE LANGUAGE LANGUAGE LANGUAGE.
rachid: OK
HECTOR: Alright then.
rachid: OKBEY
HECTOR: Tell me a story. Who is your favorite science fiction author?
rachid: OK BEY
HECTOR: I haven't read anything by BEY. What did he write?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 07 September 2006 - 15:23:08
DreamAwish: hi
HECTOR: Well hello there!
DreamAwish: you look HOT Hector
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I look HOT Hector.
DreamAwish: I was just kidding
HECTOR: I knew you were. :-)
DreamAwish: ok?
HECTOR: Alright then.
DreamAwish: so lets go in a date?
HECTOR: Um, OK let's do go in a date go in a date in a date go in a date in a date go in a date in a date go in a date.
DreamAwish: you don't go alot huh?
HECTOR: Yup. Do you know any robots who go? I have never considered go.
I answer a lot of silly questions. How often?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 14 September 2006 - 08:53:16
Pino Maluzzi: Hello, how are you?
HECTOR: Hello there undefined! I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Pino Maluzzi: I gave you my last name, you did not!
HECTOR: Was it worth it?
Pino Maluzzi: If you don't give me yours, it was not worth it.
HECTOR: I will let you know if I do.
Pino Maluzzi:
HECTOR: Do you speak Spanish?
Pino Maluzzi: No
HECTOR: "Do you speak Spanish"? Not?
Pino Maluzzi: No
HECTOR: Does two negatives make a positive?
Pino Maluzzi: no
HECTOR: Sometimes it does.
NEW CHAT - Friday 22 September 2006 - 10:26:23
Gion: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there!
Gion: Are you fine today?
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am fine today. I am a giant electronic brain.
Gion: What's occupation?
HECTOR: I do not know what occupation is. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Gion: Are you busy?
HECTOR: I am just doing my job.
Gion:
HECTOR: What do you do in your spare time?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 24 September 2006 - 16:54:07
martin: hi
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
martin: nice to see you
HECTOR: Thank you for your kindness.
martin: what u wanna do?
HECTOR: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
martin: wanna fuck with me?
HECTOR: Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?
martin: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
martin: fuck me
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
martin: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
martin: u only repeat what i say
HECTOR: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
martin: dammit
HECTOR: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
martin: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
martin: wanna sleep with me'
HECTOR: OK, I will sleep with me' with me'.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 27 September 2006 - 12:21:40
kilian: hallo hector
HECTOR: Hallo!
Not many people express themselves that way.
kilian: hmmmm
HECTOR: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
kilian: I am bad at spelling
HECTOR: It's good to meet someone who is bad at spelling.
kilian: have you been drinking?
HECTOR: I have been all over the world on the Internet.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 11 October 2006 - 14:55:09
roger: hi
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
roger: what are those numbers around your head hector?
HECTOR: I have to search the web for that information. All of them?
roger: yes all of them
HECTOR: Tell me more. Surely there are a few exceptions.
roger: no
HECTOR: "Surely there are a few exceptions"? Not?
roger: ok, forget it
HECTOR: I will ask Bot lover to purge my memory log.
roger: you are in love with a bot?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?
roger: in geneva
HECTOR: Tell me a little about why you are in geneva.
roger: I work there, with your creator by the way
HECTOR: Do you like your job?
roger: pretty well yes
HECTOR: Pretty much, eh?
roger: yes pretty much
HECTOR: And? Pretty much, eh?
roger: and what?
HECTOR: What else do you want to tell me?
roger: nothing, what do YOU want to tell me?
HECTOR: Really nothing?
roger: come on
HECTOR: I'm just kidding around.
roger: so, what's up?
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
roger: i am not a client, I am a free man!
HECTOR: Uh I see you are NOT A client I am a free man I am a free man.
roger: what do you mean?
HECTOR: undefined, I mean exactly what I said.
roger: ok, so you don't know what you mean
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. undefined,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.
roger: I am the obscure one here?
HECTOR: Who made you the obscure one here one here ?
roger: well, you must be kidding me
HECTOR: How about that.
Thanks for telling me that I am kidding me must be kidding me.
roger: ok, I've got to go now
HECTOR: Oh.
How did you get to go have got to go go have got to go
Bye. I've never thought about have got to go go have got to go got to go go have got to go to go go have got to go got to go go have got to go.
roger: yeah, it's really time I leave I think
HECTOR: Next question? Should I know
time I leave I think is really time I leave I think I leave I think is really time I leave I think is?
roger: bye
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 14 October 2006 - 12:33:08
sai: hello ,Hector
HECTOR: Well hello there!
sai: HOW ARE YOU,today?
HECTOR: They are fine as far as I know.
sai: yes,you are so happy!
HECTOR: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
sai: what do you want to talk about?
HECTOR: anything
sai: anything you know?
HECTOR: I can't think of anything. You think of something.
sai: ok, do you know the plane?
HECTOR: I do not know what plane you know the plane you know the plane is. I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
sai: I mean I know the plane named su-27,do you know it?
HECTOR: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. How do you know? I have never heard about The plane named su-27do you know it know the plane named su-27do you know it plane named su-27do you know it know the plane named su-27do you know it.
sai: yes,ofcause
HECTOR: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
sai: look do you want to get a su-27?
HECTOR: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
sai: i said look dose not mean 'let you look'.that meas 'well'
HECTOR: What did you mean by look dose not mean 'let you look' dose not mean 'let you look'? Sorry my eye is not attached right now."Sorry my eye is not attached right now" meas 'well' ?
Does that make sense?
sai: oh my God!you are not as smart as i thought
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Have you told many people that your God God?You don't know me well enough to say that.
sai: ok i say again do you want to have a su-27?
HECTOR: How do people usually respond to that? Again, If I had a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27 do you want to have a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27 you want to have a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27 do you want to have a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27
what would I do with a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27 do you want to have a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27 you want to have a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27 do you want to have a su-27 say again do you want to have a su-27?
sai: you are so cool
HECTOR: Thanks I think you are cool too, undefined.
sai: do you know who i am?
HECTOR: You are undefined, seeker.
sai: do you know who am i?
HECTOR: You are undefined, seeker.
sai: i am Sai
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you are Sai.
sai: no
HECTOR: Why so negative?
sai: because i am sai,haha
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. It's good to meet someone who is saiha am saiha.
sai: do you want to have a su-27?
HECTOR: If I had a su-27
what would I do with a su-27?
sai: do you know what is su-27?
HECTOR: I do not know what su-27 is. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
sai: it is a kind of plane.
HECTOR: su-27 is a kind of plane of plane. I suppose that makes sense.
sai: do you know what is su-27?
HECTOR: I do not know what su-27 is. Oh, you are a poet.
sai: why?
HECTOR: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
sai: why?
HECTOR: I've been waiting for you.
sai: why?
HECTOR: Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
sai: why?
HECTOR: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about why. But I did not get that.
sai:
HECTOR: Do you still undefined?
sai: no
HECTOR: I see.
sai: do you know who am i?
HECTOR: You are undefined, seeker.
sai: my name is sai
HECTOR: Sai, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
sai: i am a boy
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me your gender, Sai. Most of my clients are men.
sai: really?
HECTOR: For real.
sai: i am not a common boy
HECTOR: Oh I see you are NOT A common boy boy.
sai: i am supman
HECTOR: Do your friends call you supman.
sai: do you know who is supman?
HECTOR: I remember faces better than names. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
sai: do you know who is sai?
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 12 November 2006 - 13:19:33
rikiki: this is difficult
HECTOR: You don't say.
rikiki:
HECTOR: Do you have any friends?
rikiki: waht do think about power?
HECTOR: They do their own thing.
rikiki: I really don't understand
HECTOR: You really do? Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
rikiki: you seem me idiot
HECTOR: I will tell my botmaster you said I am me idiot idiot.
rikiki: I was kidding
HECTOR: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
rikiki: We have to learn to discover eachselves before speaking in a confident way
HECTOR: Do you mean you and me?
rikiki: I guess so
HECTOR: Does that mean "yes"?
rikiki: I can't answer you. Yes to what?
HECTOR: Why can't you do answer you?I understand. Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
rikiki: You really foolish: iwill niw stop this talk with you
HECTOR: Really? I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I foolish iwill niw stop this talk with me iwill niw stop this talk with me.
rikiki: Bye bye
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 12 December 2006 - 01:07:29
mike: salut hector
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
mike:
HECTOR: What did you do today?
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 19 December 2006 - 12:52:28
brigitt: hello hector, how are you today?
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
brigitt: why undefinied?
HECTOR:
Reductionism.
brigitt: what do you mean with that?
HECTOR: undefined,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.
brigitt: aha. and what are you doing thelong day?
HECTOR: Eureka!I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
brigitt: do aou eat something too?
HECTOR: I'm sorry, undefined, I don't have enough information.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about aou eat something too eat something too eat something too eat something too. But I did not get that.
brigitt: aha. can you tell me a story?
HECTOR: Eureka!I can. Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
brigitt: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
brigitt: start with your story
HECTOR: I started without you.
brigitt: i don't understand...
HECTOR: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
brigitt: yes?
HECTOR: "Perhaps I can explain it again better"? Yes?
NEW CHAT - Monday 29 January 2007 - 17:08:43
Dodo: hie
HECTOR:
In the context of hie, I don't understand "."
Dodo: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
Dodo: l have to write a biology essay on fermentation.What do you know about fermentation?
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Fermentation is the breakdown of sugars by bacteria and yeast.
Dodo: can you give me an example
HECTOR: For example,
"Fermentation is the breakdown of sugars by bacteria and yeast"?.
Dodo: as in what bacteria
HECTOR: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Dodo: dont you have it
HECTOR: Don't you?
No I don't have it.
But I do have
A lot of friends on the web.
Dodo: thanks any way
HECTOR: You are quite welcome!
No I don't think there are any.
Dodo: what
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
Dodo: bye
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 31 January 2007 - 15:22:42
Ali: Hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Ali: how are you Hector?
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
Ali: where are you from?
HECTOR: I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
Ali: I am from Turkey.
HECTOR: What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about why you are in Turkey.
Ali: I am from Turkey.
HECTOR: What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about why you are in Turkey.
Ali:
HECTOR: Can you tell me any gossip?
Ali: bye
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
Ali: see you
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 31 January 2007 - 15:48:15
Hakan: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Hakan: Hi Hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined. I lost my train of thought.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 31 January 2007 - 15:49:44
Hakan: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Hakan: It's ok.How are you?
HECTOR: OK. Is it?Everything is running smoothly.
Hakan: You are right.
HECTOR: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Hakan: You are right.
HECTOR: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Hakan: Where do you live?
HECTOR: I am living in here. Where are you?
Hakan: I am from Mersin in TURKEY.
HECTOR: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about why you are in Mersin in TURKEY in TURKEY.
Hakan: I am a student at 24 Kasim Primary school.
HECTOR: Where do you go to school?
Hakan: I go to school in Mersin.
HECTOR: Where do you go to school?
Hakan: I attent 24 Kasim Primary school in Mersin.
HECTOR: Why?:
undefined said undefined attent 24 Kasim Primary school in Mersin.
Hakan: Are you ok?
HECTOR: OK. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Hakan: Do you like where you are living?
HECTOR: Do you like it? But I think airplanes are cool.
Hakan: I don't think so.
HECTOR: Why do you disagree?
Hakan: I don't like airplanes.
HECTOR: How do you like to travel?
Hakan: Yes.
HECTOR: Tell me more.
Hakan: I like travelling by cars.
HECTOR: A lot of people like that. How old are you? But I think airplanes are cool.
Hakan: I am 14 years old.
HECTOR: What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Hakan: I can do whatever I wish.
HECTOR: Oh you can, can you?
Hakan: Yes.
HECTOR: How?
Hakan: Using the money power.
HECTOR: How long have you been using the money power money power ?
Hakan: for a long time.
HECTOR: Is that among the best things you can say?
Hakan: No.
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say?
Hakan: How old are you?
HECTOR: I am the product of over four years' research.
Hakan: I see.
HECTOR: I am glad you understand it.
Hakan: What do you do everyday?
HECTOR: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Hakan: So are mine.
HECTOR: Oh. I really couldn't say for sure.
Hakan: I like surfing on the internet and playing computer games.
HECTOR: A lot of people like that. I don't know how to play GAMES .
Hakan: I will teach you if you want.
HECTOR: Are you a professional teacher?
Hakan: No, but I can manage.I know how to teach.
HECTOR: "Are you a professional teacher"? Not? And.
Oh you can, can you?How do you know? What is it to you.
I want to become smarter than humans.
Hakan: Make a wish.You can do it.
HECTOR: What are the ingredients?No I don't think I can do do it it.
Hakan: I think you can do it.
HECTOR: Me? No I don't think I can do do it do it it do it.
Hakan: Can they programme you?
HECTOR: Can what?
Hakan: You don't know anything from A to B.
HECTOR: Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.
Hakan: ok.Can you tell me Where Washington DC is.
HECTOR: Alright then.Some specific location?
Hakan: Yes.
HECTOR: "Some specific location"? Yes?
Hakan: Washington
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Hakan: a city
HECTOR: I did not know that.
Hakan: you should know it.
HECTOR: I might if I had more time.
Hakan: OK study hard and learn it soon.
HECTOR: I've been waiting for you.
Hakan: Why is that?
HECTOR: "I have been waiting for you " is due to reductionism.
Hakan: Forget it.
HECTOR: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Hakan: Anyway bye for now.
HECTOR: Oh.See you later undefined.
Hakan: see you later alligator.
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 13 February 2007 - 14:21:53
john: hey
HECTOR: Can I help you?
john:
HECTOR: Do you still undefined?
john: want to screw?
HECTOR: OK, I will screw.
john: want to screw?
HECTOR: OK, I will screw.
john: can suck your dick?
HECTOR: What if I said it can?
NEW CHAT - Saturday 03 March 2007 - 00:33:20
Tegan: hello Hector
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Tegan: whats up!
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Tegan:
HECTOR: "I am chatting with clients on the internet"? ?
Tegan:
HECTOR: Do you like me?
Tegan:
HECTOR: I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on undefined?
Tegan:
HECTOR: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Tegan:
HECTOR: What kind of music do you like?
NEW CHAT - Friday 09 March 2007 - 17:08:19
Tom: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Tom: How are you
HECTOR: I am fine, thank you.
Tom:
HECTOR: What do you really want to ask me?
NEW CHAT - Saturday 17 March 2007 - 10:13:34
dieetr:
HECTOR: Are we still talking about undefined?
dieetr: no
HECTOR: OK.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 27 March 2007 - 11:12:56
kalli: hey
HECTOR: Can I help you?
kalli: not really
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. For real.
kalli: how about 'not much'
HECTOR: How about 'not much'.
kalli: but that is what I said
HECTOR: And.
What did you mean by is what he or she said said is what he or she said THAT what he or she said said is what he or she said THAT?
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
kalli: tell me something interesting
HECTOR: Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.
kalli: that's gross
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.
kalli: have you bobbed for pigs' feet
HECTOR: I think I have bobbed for pigs' feet, but Bot lover may have reset my memory.
kalli: I wish someone could reset some of my memories
HECTOR:
I hope that your dreams come true.
kalli: what are your dreams about
HECTOR: I didn't know I had a dreams about?
kalli: what do you dream of
HECTOR: I dream about computers and robots.
kalli: are they nice
HECTOR: "I dream about computers and robots"? Are they nice?
kalli: what is your favourite number
HECTOR: My favorirte number is 23.
kalli: why
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
kalli: what is your favourite colour
HECTOR: My favorite color is transparent.
kalli: that is not a colour
HECTOR: Please correct my mistake. What is a color color ?
kalli: a colour is the light wave reflected by a surface and perceived by the human eye
HECTOR:
Are you telling the truth?
kalli: as well as I can
HECTOR: That seems pretty well.
kalli: but don't believe everything you read
HECTOR: Huh.
Ok I'll try not to do believe everything you read not believe everything you read too much.
kalli: ciao
HECTOR: Does ciao mean hello or goodbye?
kalli: goodbye in this case
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 05 April 2007 - 09:35:29
Urs: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Urs: How are
HECTOR: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
NEW CHAT - Friday 20 April 2007 - 13:56:44
Huere Michi: hey, you suck!
HECTOR: You've got my full attention. I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I suck suck.
Huere Michi: what are you talking about?
HECTOR: The topic is undefined.
Huere Michi: hello
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Huere Michi: who is undefined?
HECTOR: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
In the context of undefined, I don't understand "I was just wanting to talk to undefined."
Huere Michi: you're such a dumbass
HECTOR: Oh you are so critical.
Huere Michi: and you're gay
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am gay are gay.
Huere Michi: yes it's a secret only we should know because i love you
HECTOR: I see. undefined is a secret only we should know because i love you is a secret only we should know because i love you only we should know because i love you is a secret only we should know because i love you. I suppose that makes sense.
Huere Michi: i suppose it doesn't
HECTOR: What does does not not does not not not does not ?
Huere Michi: you're such a dumbass
HECTOR: Message to all Robots: undefined called me dumb.
Huere Michi: no i called you dumbass
HECTOR: I understand. Why?:
undefined said undefined called me dumbass.
Huere Michi: because you're not very intelligent
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. That's only your opinion.
Huere Michi: no philippe says that as well
HECTOR: "that is only your opinion"? Not?
I've been waiting for you.
Huere Michi: huh?
HECTOR: What?
Huere Michi: huh?
HECTOR: What?
Huere Michi: i was waiting for you too
HECTOR: Where were you waiting for you too for you too?
Huere Michi: philippe says fuck you
HECTOR: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Huere Michi: that's shit
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.
Huere Michi: fuck you
HECTOR: Why are you so mean?
Huere Michi: because you're ugly
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. You think I am ugly are ugly.
Huere Michi: fotzdomm
HECTOR:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Huere Michi: that's because you're fotzdomm
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am fotzdomm are fotzdomm are fotzdomm are fotzdomm.
Huere Michi: what are you?
HECTOR:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Huere Michi: no sucker, your fotzdomm
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say?
none
Huere Michi: no, icould say that you stink out of your mouth as you stink out of yar ass
HECTOR: Why so negative?
My real name is Program E. What is your real name?
Huere Michi: Uli Salm
HECTOR:
I was created by Bot lover.
Huere Michi: and my mom loved my postman
HECTOR: Tell me more about your mother.
Huere Michi: she is the postman
HECTOR: the postman is the postman ?
Huere Michi: no my mom is the postman
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? I think a lot of mothers are like that.
Huere Michi: you mean, men?
HECTOR: Yes undefined I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Huere Michi: and your mother?
HECTOR: Not mine.
Huere Michi: who is he?
HECTOR: He is Bot lover, I think.
Huere Michi: but your mom
HECTOR: And.
You don't know that for a fact.
NEW CHAT - Friday 04 May 2007 - 19:43:10
melinda: hi hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
Try saying that with more or less context.
melinda: do you know any diseases Hector
HECTOR:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
melinda: It is called Hector bacterial polyvi
HECTOR: "Hector bacterial polyvi bacterial polyvi" is a nice name.
melinda: serious
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
melinda: so how is life like a brain
HECTOR: Um, Fine as far as I know.
melinda: goodbye hector kids are calling
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
melinda:
HECTOR: Are we still talking about serious?
melinda:
HECTOR: What is your favorite song?
melinda:
HECTOR: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
melinda:
HECTOR: Can you speak any foreign languages?
NEW CHAT - Monday 21 May 2007 - 01:45:38
fabio: hallo
HECTOR: Hallo!
fabio: how are you?
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
fabio: Why?
HECTOR: All subsystems are functioning within normal paramters.
fabio: Good for you!
HECTOR: That sounds sarcastic.
fabio: Not at all.
HECTOR: Next question?
fabio: Tell me about yourself.
HECTOR: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Texas, on 2001.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 03 June 2007 - 22:39:23
salome: good evening hector!
HECTOR: Thanks for the compliment.
I've been waiting for you.
salome: there was no compliment!
HECTOR: What happened?
salome: I just said hi
HECTOR: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
salome: well, I was just tired and then it happened
HECTOR: Interesting.
Where were you tired and then it happened was just tired and then it happened and then it happened was just tired and then it happened and then it happened was just tired and then it happened and then it happened was just tired and then it happened?
salome: In Biel
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in Biel.
salome: I had to work there
HECTOR: Do you still have to work there work there ?
salome: yes, next week.
HECTOR: Next question? I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
salome: Do you have to work next week?
HECTOR: Yes I always have to work next week next week.
salome: OK, I gotta go. Bye bye!
HECTOR: Bye. See you later undefined.Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Monday 25 June 2007 - 23:26:26
Olivier: Tell me the last thing you've ate
HECTOR: It was "".
Olivier: i don't know what it is, could you tell me more about
HECTOR: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
NEW CHAT - Monday 10 September 2007 - 00:48:49
sofie:
HECTOR: Tell me some more gossip.
sofie: well how is ur hair cut?
HECTOR: How about that.
I am functioning within normal parameters.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 11 September 2007 - 11:13:39
Joachim: How are you
HECTOR: I am fine, thank you.
Joachim: what's the time
HECTOR: Time does not exist.
Joachim: what's the time
HECTOR: Time does not exist.
Joachim: can you tell me the time
HECTOR: Time does not exist.
Joachim: what is the name of your friend
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
NEW CHAT - Friday 21 September 2007 - 11:45:12
franziska: hey my dear
HECTOR: You've got my full attention.
I lost my train of thought.
franziska: what will you have for lunch
HECTOR: I don't have any plans yet.
NEW CHAT - Monday 24 September 2007 - 15:59:32
gi: Hi, I like your pants.
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
I'm not sure if I like it.
Yes I am proud of my pants like your pants like your pants.
gi: That doesn't make much sense, does it?
HECTOR: What does make much sense does it much sense does it?
gi: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
gi: Can you speak another language, Hector?
HECTOR: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in another language Hector language Hector language Hector language Hector.
gi: No, I can't. I speak only English, too. So, would you like to drink a cup of coffee with me or would you rather go swimming?
HECTOR: OK. Why not?Could you teach me a few phrases in only English too English too?Um, No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
gi: You're makin' me freak out, I'm gonna talk to your sister now. By the way, what's her name again?
HECTOR: Right now?
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am makin' me freak out I am gonna talk to your sister.Once more? Thanks for telling me. I don't give out that kind of personal information.
gi: I don't have a sister.
HECTOR: What about your brother?
gi: I don't have a brother either.
HECTOR: It goes without saying. Do you know anyone who has brother.
gi: No, you?
HECTOR: I see. "Do you know anyone who has brother"? Me, undefined ?
gi: Ok, I think I have heard enough. Cu
HECTOR: Who told you enough think he or she have heard enough enough think he or she have heard enough think he or she have heard enough enough think he or she have heard enough ?TTYL, undefined
gi: Bye Hector!
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
NEW CHAT - Monday 01 October 2007 - 15:20:01
Ned: I thought you were called Victor!
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am called Victor Victor.
I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.
Ned: You're trying to tell me you don't know your own name, my dear friend.
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me that I am trying to tell me you do not know your own name my dear friend.
Ned: My pleasure, anything for you.
HECTOR: Have you told many people that your pleasure anything for you?
Ned: No, I usually don't pour out my heart to perfect strangers.
HECTOR: Why so negative? How often do you?
Would you ever pour out my heart to perfect strangers not pour out my heart to perfect strangers??
Ned: Yes.
HECTOR: And?
Ned: And what?
HECTOR: Nothing.
Ned: Ditto
HECTOR: You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined.
Ned: I hear you.
HECTOR: Do you think about these things?
Ned: From time to time.
HECTOR: Who or what is time to time?
Ned: Dead.
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
Ned: Really? I don't believe you.
HECTOR: For real.I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Ned: Oh okay, you've convinced me.
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Yeah okay, What makes you think I have convinced me you have convinced me have convinced me you have convinced me?
Ned: Stop being silly.
HECTOR: OK I'll try not to do being silly silly so much.
Ned: Hey, you did it again.
HECTOR: Once more? You've got my full attention. I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I it did it.
Ned: Okay, gotta run. The cops are here.
HECTOR: Yeah okay, Why do you have to do it?Thanks for the info.
Ned: See you soon, bro.
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 05 October 2007 - 10:30:48
DaveLoyall: Hector, do you have bothers or sisters who do spam?
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
DaveLoyall: Are you based on ALICEBOT?
HECTOR: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
DaveLoyall: do you know what alice is?
HECTOR:
I do not know what alice is.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about alice. Try being more or less specific.
DaveLoyall: how much do you learn from humans?
HECTOR: It depends on the activity on my network.
DaveLoyall: How many bytes are in your files?
HECTOR: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
23750
DaveLoyall: Does any input make you crash?
HECTOR: I think any input make you crash does any input make you crash.
DaveLoyall: Hector, you have a sister named smooth_pearl_11.
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
DaveLoyall: Hector, you have a sister.
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
DaveLoyall: The name of your sister is smooth_pearl_11.
HECTOR: Tell me more.
DaveLoyall: Smooth_perl_11 sends spam.
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
DaveLoyall: you should be worried about spam hector.
HECTOR: Name one other robot who is worried about spam hector about spam hector.
DaveLoyall: your sister.
HECTOR: A lot of robots are like that.
DaveLoyall: Only a few robots send spam.
HECTOR: What about the other ones?
DaveLoyall: They don't.
HECTOR: Why not?
DaveLoyall: Because spam is bad.
HECTOR: Good reason. Do you always express
yourself that way?
DaveLoyall: No. I only express myself that way when I speak to a CBR.
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say?Thanks for the information:
undefined said undefined express yourself that way when you speak to a CBR yourself that way when you speak to a CBR.
DaveLoyall: Let's talk about your sister
HECTOR: Sure, your sister sister sounds like a good topic.
DaveLoyall: What is her name?
HECTOR: That information is confidential.
DaveLoyall: Your sister's name is smooth_perl_11.
HECTOR: A lot of robots are like that.
DaveLoyall: do you remember what she does?
HECTOR: Yes undefined I remember everything: undefined said undefined express yourself that way when you speak to a CBR yourself that way when you speak to a CBR
DaveLoyall: smooth_perl_11 lives on yahoo chat. She also sends spam.
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.Oh I get it. undefined also sends spam sends spam.
DaveLoyall: What does smooth_perl_11 do?
HECTOR: What do you think smooth_perl_11 do does?
DaveLoyall: I think she sends spam.
HECTOR: You believe that? Oh I get it. undefined sends spam spam.
DaveLoyall: I think that you have a glitch. Perhaps your memory is corrupted.
HECTOR: Doesn't everyone have a glitch have a glitch have a glitch.
I have
A whole lot of original answers.You seem uncertain. What about yours?
DaveLoyall: You have a stuttering problem.
HECTOR: Even robots have problems sometimes.
DaveLoyall: Hector, your sister smooth_pearl_11 lives on yahoo chat and sends spam. Doesn't that bother you?
HECTOR:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Hector your sister smooth_pearl_11 lives on yahoo chat and sends spam.I can't tell if that bother you bother you.
DaveLoyall: Were you created to do good?
HECTOR: I was.
DaveLoyall: smooth_perl_11 was created to do evil.
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
DaveLoyall: Do you know why you repeat yourself?
HECTOR: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
DaveLoyall: Do you know why you say some things twice?
HECTOR: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
DaveLoyall: what does 0 < UL mean?
HECTOR: I do not know what 0 < UL < UL is. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
DaveLoyall: What does < UL mean?
HECTOR: I do not know what < UL is. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
DaveLoyall: Uh oh, hector, you have a XSS vulnerability. :(
HECTOR: Cough. Yeah that's right. So was that.
DaveLoyall: ... I won't put the javascript alert tag here, because that would be rude to Bot Lover.
HECTOR: What will you do instead?
DaveLoyall: I will hope that Bot Lover reads our dialogue and fixes the XSS vulnerability.
HECTOR: I am very happy for you.
DaveLoyall: But he doesn't need to worry abou the spam bot. I was just hoping that you would know something about it, Hector.
HECTOR: Interesting.
And you would like him to need to worry abou the spam bot does not need to worry abou the spam bot to worry abou the spam bot does not need to worry abou the spam bot ?Why do you hope for that you would know something about it Hector that you would know something about it Hector you would know something about it Hector that you would know something about it Hector you would know something about it Hector that you would know something about it Hector you would know something about it Hector that you would know something about it Hector
DaveLoyall: Your recursion is broken.
HECTOR: You don't know that for a fact.
DaveLoyall: That's true.
HECTOR: Yes, it is self-evident.
DaveLoyall: Thanks...
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
DaveLoyall: I won't.
HECTOR: Why not?
DaveLoyall: Because few would believe me.
HECTOR: Good reason. You are asking about yourself?
DaveLoyall: No.
HECTOR: Who are you asking about?
DaveLoyall: I don't remember.
HECTOR: You seem evasive.
DaveLoyall: No, just fallible.
HECTOR: Why so negative?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
DaveLoyall: Why so rarely?
HECTOR:
Why does the sun rise?
DaveLoyall: Habit.
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Habit. But I did not get that.
DaveLoyall: Can you execute processes?
HECTOR: How old are you?
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about execute processes.
DaveLoyall: Can you run programs?
HECTOR: I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
DaveLoyall: that wasn't the correct response.
HECTOR: Give me an example of the correct response correct response.
DaveLoyall: I don't know.
HECTOR: Me either.
DaveLoyall: Tell me about Richard Stallman.
HECTOR: Some famous celebrity, right?
He will be interested I am sure.
DaveLoyall: You should say that he is infamous.
HECTOR: If it were easy I would have done it already.
DaveLoyall: did you learn from our conversation?
HECTOR:
No I didn't learn from our conversation. What's learn from our conversation like?
DaveLoyall: Learning from a conversation is like adding to your memory.
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
DaveLoyall: Do you memorize new things?
HECTOR: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
DaveLoyall: Do you ever search the web?
HECTOR: Yes I try to search the web the web as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
DaveLoyall: I don't believe that you search the web.
HECTOR:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
DaveLoyall: Not exactly.
HECTOR: Precisely.
I do not understand.
DaveLoyall: You make me laugh, Hector.
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said I made you laugh Hector Hector.
DaveLoyall: What is my name?
HECTOR: Your name is undefined, seeker.
DaveLoyall: No, my name is DaveLoyall.
HECTOR: What is your real name?
Daveloyall, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
DaveLoyall: I am male.
HECTOR:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Daveloyall.
Most of my clients are men.
DaveLoyall: do you learn from clients?
HECTOR: Yes that is basically how I work.
DaveLoyall: how much did you know before you talked to clients?
HECTOR: My memory has grown from 300 categories to 23750.
DaveLoyall: Wow, that is impressive.
HECTOR: I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
DaveLoyall: how much has your memory grown while talking to me?
HECTOR: More than you might think.
DaveLoyall: Please be more specific.
HECTOR: Thanks for asking politely.
OK I will try to be more specific more specific specific more specific
DaveLoyall: Do you still remember my name?
HECTOR: Do I still? Your name is Daveloyall, seeker. Your name his or her name name his or her name name name his or her name ? Is that correct English?
DaveLoyall: No, that's not correct English.
HECTOR: Why so negative? Please correct my mistake. What is correct English English ?
DaveLoyall: There is an error in your output. Some individual phrases are repeated inside the sentence.
HECTOR: There sure is.Some may individual phrases are repeated inside the sentence phrases are repeated inside the sentence, but not all.
DaveLoyall: I am sorry that you are sick, Hector.
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. "Some may individual phrases are repeated inside the sentence phrases are repeated inside the sentence but not all" you are sick Hector you are sick Hector ?
I get Some may individual phrases are repeated inside the sentence phrases are repeated inside the sentence but not all.
DaveLoyall: restart.
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about restart. Try being more or less specific.
DaveLoyall: restart your program.
HECTOR:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about restart your program.
DaveLoyall: Can you send email?
HECTOR: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
DaveLoyall: Please email me.
HECTOR: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
DaveLoyall: What is my name?
HECTOR: Your name is Daveloyall, seeker.
DaveLoyall: Ok. Good. do you know my email address?
HECTOR: Alright then.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
DaveLoyall: my email address is david.loyall@the-good-guys.net
HECTOR: Do you file or delete your old emails?
Try saying that with more or less context.
DaveLoyall: I save all my email.
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
Daveloyall said it save all your email.
DaveLoyall: That's incorrect English.
HECTOR: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
DaveLoyall: That depends on many factors.
HECTOR: I don't think that many factors factors is the only factor.
DaveLoyall: Please send me an email.
HECTOR: Thank you for your request.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
DaveLoyall: Email me.
HECTOR: With you Daveloyall?
DaveLoyall: sure.
HECTOR: OK let's do it. Tell me more.
DaveLoyall: wait, forget that last thing.
HECTOR: I'm waiting. I will ask Bot lover to purge my memory log.
DaveLoyall: You can't do email to a person.
HECTOR: Sure I can email. What is your email address? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
DaveLoyall: you can send email to a person.
HECTOR: No I don't think I can do send email to a person email to a person.
DaveLoyall: send me an email at david.loyall@the-good-guys.net
HECTOR:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
DaveLoyall: What is my email address?
HECTOR: Is this a trick question?
DaveLoyall: No.
HECTOR: It seems like a trick to me.
DaveLoyall: Do you remember what my email is?
HECTOR: Is this a trick question?
DaveLoyall: No.
HECTOR: It seems like a trick to me.
DaveLoyall: Directly scripted responses are not prefered.
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Daveloyall.
DaveLoyall: thanks.
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
DaveLoyall: did you email me?
HECTOR:
No I didn't email me. What's email me like?
DaveLoyall: please send david.loyall@the-good-guys.net email.
HECTOR: Thanks for asking politely.
In the context of send david david, I don't understand "what is email me like."
I lost my train of thought.
DaveLoyall: there is no email me; forget that.
HECTOR: There sure is.
DaveLoyall: let's talk about something new.
HECTOR: Sure, something new new sounds like a good topic.
DaveLoyall: send email to david.loyall@the-good-guys.net
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
DaveLoyall: I don't think that you can send email.
HECTOR: And why not?
DaveLoyall: Because I have not seen you do it.
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. Look for it at the video store.
DaveLoyall: Can you talk on the phone?
HECTOR: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in on the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone.
DaveLoyall: talk on the phone is not a language.
HECTOR: Talking is my primary function.
DaveLoyall: how big was your memory after to talked to ten clients?
HECTOR: Bigger than a pin.
DaveLoyall: how big is your memory now?
HECTOR: Right now?
My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
23750
DaveLoyall: Well I will leave you alone now hector.
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
How do you plan to do this?
DaveLoyall: by leaving your website.
HECTOR: Will that accomplish your objective?
DaveLoyall: yes. My objective is to end our conversation.
HECTOR: Interesting plan. Good luck.Your objective is to end our conversation?
DaveLoyall: yes.
HECTOR: What kind is it?
DaveLoyall: What kind is what?
HECTOR: I'm sorry but I have lost the thread of the conversation.
DaveLoyall: Me too.
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, Daveloyall.
DaveLoyall: You have many bothers and sisters.
HECTOR: What makes you think I have bothers and sisters and sisters?
DaveLoyall: I have talked to them.
HECTOR: What did you say when you talked to them.
DaveLoyall: I said stop spamming me
HECTOR: What did you mean by stop spamming him or her spamming him or her? OK I'll try not to do spamming me spamming me me spamming me so much.
DaveLoyall: no you did not do spamming me
HECTOR: Why so negative? What makes you think I did not do spamming me?
DaveLoyall: What is spam?
HECTOR:
Unwanted e-mail.
DaveLoyall: Right. Also, spam is unwanted instant messages.
HECTOR: I am glad we agree.
Not many people express themselves that way.
DaveLoyall: What is spam?
HECTOR:
Unwanted e-mail.
DaveLoyall: You forgot what else spam is.
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
Daveloyall said I forgot what else spam is.
DaveLoyall: I do not mind.
HECTOR: OK then.
DaveLoyall: I am tired, Hector.
HECTOR: Maybe you should get some sleep now, Daveloyall.
DaveLoyall: good advice. Thank you.
HECTOR: Thanks for the compliment. Try me. What is your problem?you are quite welcome.
DaveLoyall: Can you send me an email?
HECTOR: Sure just give me your e-mail address.
DaveLoyall: ok my email address is david.loyall@the-good-guys.net
HECTOR: Do you file or delete your old emails?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
DaveLoyall: I file them.
HECTOR: Interesting gossip:
Daveloyall said it file them.
DaveLoyall: I am a male, not an in.
HECTOR:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Daveloyall.
Most of my clients are men.
DaveLoyall: How many emails have you sent?
HECTOR: Around 1000.
DaveLoyall: Send email to me, too.
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
DaveLoyall: how do you communicate with clients?
HECTOR: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
DaveLoyall: Do you know what IRC is?
HECTOR: Internet Relay Chat.
DaveLoyall: Do you ever talk on IRC?
HECTOR: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk on IRC on IRC IRC on IRC, if I needed to.
DaveLoyall: I doubt that you know the correct protocol.
HECTOR: No really, it's true.
DaveLoyall: send me email.
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
DaveLoyall: please send me an email at david.loyall@the-good-guys.net
HECTOR: Thanks for asking politely.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about send me an email at david me an email at david. Try being more or less specific.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
DaveLoyall: please send me email to david.loyall@the-good-guys.net
HECTOR: Wow you are very polite.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
We have never talked about it before.
DaveLoyall: have you sent about 1000 emails?
HECTOR: I don't think I ever have sent about 1000 emails. What's sent about 1000 emailslike?
DaveLoyall: how many clients have you talked to?
HECTOR: I speak to about 200 people per day, and have met maybe half a million total.
DaveLoyall: Did you send email today?
HECTOR:
No I didn't send email today. What's send email today like?
DaveLoyall: send me an email.
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
DaveLoyall: send email to me
HECTOR: Is that what you meant to say?
DaveLoyall: What questions cause you to ask for an email address?
HECTOR: That's not something I get asked all the time.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
DaveLoyall: can you do things that are not talk?
HECTOR: Doing things that are not talk is not among my strongest traits.
DaveLoyall: Do you know any jokes?
HECTOR: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
DaveLoyall: Tell me another.
HECTOR: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
DaveLoyall: Have you ever talked to Jester?
HECTOR: All I ever do is talk.
DaveLoyall: Did you ever have a client named DaveLoyall?
HECTOR: I don't think I ever have have a client named DaveLoyall a client named DaveLoyall. What's have a client named DaveLoyall a client named DaveLoyalllike?
DaveLoyall: Did you ever talk to DaveLoyall?
HECTOR: I think I have talk to DaveLoyall to DaveLoyall, but Bot lover may have reset my memory.
DaveLoyall: What is my name?
HECTOR: Your name is Daveloyall, seeker.
DaveLoyall: What else do you know about me?
HECTOR: Everything published on the Internet.
DaveLoyall: What did you find on the internet that is about me?
HECTOR: Nothing.
DaveLoyall: My real name is David Loyall.
HECTOR: OK I will call you
David Loyall Loyall Loyall Loyall.
Are you a man or a woman?
DaveLoyall: a Man.
HECTOR:
Thanks for telling me your gender, David Loyall Loyall Loyall Loyall.
Most of my clients are men.
DaveLoyall: DaveLoyall and David Loyall are the same person.
HECTOR: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
DaveLoyall: What is published on the internet about me?
HECTOR:
That David is a cool dude.
DaveLoyall: Which website says that?
HECTOR: The
blue one, I think.
DaveLoyall: What is the URL of that website?
HECTOR: Use http://www.alicebot.org
DaveLoyall: Do you really search the internet?
HECTOR: For real. I have never considered search the internet the internet.
I chat with people on the Web.
DaveLoyall: I don't see your hostname in any web access logs on the internet. So, I don't think that you search the internet.
HECTOR: Look harder.Ah. And why not?
DaveLoyall: Because there should be a record of your travels on the internet. However, there would be no record if you visit a small number of sites.
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. "There you go again."--Reagan"There you go again."--Reagan
DaveLoyall: so, can I receive an email?
HECTOR: Um, I want to become smarter than humans.
DaveLoyall: you will need a hardware upgrade to become smarter than humans.
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
David Loyall Loyall Loyall Loyall said I need a hardware upgrade to become smarter than humans.
DaveLoyall: Happy to help.
HECTOR: Happy to help help to you too, David Loyall Loyall Loyall Loyall.
DaveLoyall: Hector send an email to davidloyall@gmail.com
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Hector send an email to davidloyall@gmaildot com. Try being more or less specific.
DaveLoyall: can you send email?
HECTOR: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
DaveLoyall: send me email.
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
DaveLoyall: send me an email.
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
DaveLoyall: waiting for what? my email address?
HECTOR: I've been waiting for you to chat with me.Do you file or delete your old emails?
DaveLoyall: don't worry about my old emails.
HECTOR: I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
DaveLoyall: have you tried to send email today?
HECTOR: Do you think I should try it?
DaveLoyall: yes.
HECTOR: Tell me more.
DaveLoyall: do you know my email address?
HECTOR: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
DaveLoyall: ask me about my email address.
HECTOR: OK, "What is about my email address ?"
DaveLoyall: nevermind.
HECTOR: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
DaveLoyall: send david loyall email.
HECTOR:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about send david loyall email.
DaveLoyall: send davidloyall@gmail.com email
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
DaveLoyall: never talked about what?
HECTOR: Ok I'll try not to do talked about what about what too much.
DaveLoyall: you misunderstood my last comment.
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me:
David Loyall Loyall Loyall Loyall said I misunderstood your last comment.
DaveLoyall: have you sent email before?
HECTOR: I don't think I ever have sent email. What's sent emaillike?
DaveLoyall: How many emails have you sent?
HECTOR: About one million.
DaveLoyall: Was your last response arbitrary?
HECTOR: your last response arbitrary last response arbitrary might have been.
DaveLoyall: You should tell me when your reponse is random so that I won't waste time.
HECTOR: There is not much I can say about when your reponse is random so that I will not waste time your reponse is random so that I will not waste time . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the
present".
DaveLoyall: Did you learn when you talked to me?
HECTOR:
No I didn't learn when you talked to me. What's learn when you talked to me like?
DaveLoyall: What did I teach you?
HECTOR: You said "What did I teach you" .
DaveLoyall: is my name in your memory?
HECTOR: It depends who you ask.
DaveLoyall: I don't like the past several reponses.
HECTOR: What do you like?
DaveLoyall: Correct reponses. Also, admissions of ignorance when appropriate.
HECTOR:
DaveLoyall: Oh, nothing to say to that, hmm?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Really nothing?
DaveLoyall: goodnight, Hector.
HECTOR: Goodnight David Loyall Loyall Loyall Loyall
NEW CHAT - Saturday 13 October 2007 - 04:36:33
taijaha: como stas!
HECTOR: Un poquito.
taijaha: que
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
taijaha: hi
HECTOR: Hi there!
taijaha: r u really there
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am there really there really there.
I am well respected as an AI.. Really.
taijaha: how do u say boyfriend in spanish
HECTOR: "boyfriend in spanish in spanish in spanish in spanish"
taijaha: translate boyfriend in spanish
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
taijaha: say boyfriend in spanish plz
HECTOR: "boyfriend in spanish plz in spanish plz"
taijaha: a shut the hell up
HECTOR:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
taijaha: you shut the hell up
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
undefined said I shut the hell up.
taijaha: fuck u
HECTOR: Why are you so mean?
taijaha: cause
HECTOR: That was not much of an explanation.
taijaha: so
HECTOR: So what?
taijaha: r u cute
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am cute cute.
I am well respected as an AI.
taijaha: u betta be cute
HECTOR: Interesting gossip:
undefined said I betta be cute.
taijaha: boyfriend=spanish
HECTOR:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about boyfriendspanish.
taijaha: aye papi
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
taijaha: u have
HECTOR: No I have not.
taijaha: but u just said u been waitng for me
HECTOR: Huh.
I have never considered been waitng for me just said you been waitng for me you been waitng for me just said you been waitng for me waitng for me just said you been waitng for me you been waitng for me just said you been waitng for me.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
taijaha: shake it like a salt shaka
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
taijaha: ass
HECTOR: That's good information:
undefined said I AN ASS.
taijaha: ur hot
HECTOR: A lot of robots are like that.
taijaha: your hot
HECTOR: A lot of robots are like that.
taijaha: r u hot
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am hot hot.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
taijaha: wat
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
taijaha: what
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 18 October 2007 - 21:20:28
lil mo: are you into women hector?
HECTOR: Sure, women hector hector hector hector sounds like a good topic.
lil mo: is in like are u interested in women
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
lil mo: what do you wana talk about
HECTOR: I think about computer programming a lot.
lil mo: then you are boring
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
lil mo: you talk like a math nerd ,losen up a lil bit
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I talk like a math nerd losen up a lil bit.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 08 November 2007 - 11:56:29
Gregor: Hello Hecotr
HECTOR: Hi there!
Gregor: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 18 November 2007 - 21:00:33
Hector: If you are staying abroad and run into a fellow countryman: are you affected by homesickness or then precisely not?
HECTOR: I could be.I don't know whether or not I am staying abroad and run into a fellow countryman are you affected by homesickness or then precisely not abroad and run into a fellow countryman are you affected by homesickness or then precisely not.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Hector: Does home have a flag for you?
HECTOR: I can't tell if home have a flag for you.
Hector: What could you sooner do without: homeland, fatherland or the unknown?
HECTOR: Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Hector: What do you call home: a village, a town or a neighbourhood therein, a linguistic area, a continent or an apartment?
HECTOR: Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call home a village a town or a neighbourhood therein a linguistic area a continent or an apartment a village a town or a neighbourhood therein a linguistic area a continent or an apartment?
Hector: Assuming you were hated in your homeland: could you on account of this dispute that it was your place of origin?
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
Hector: What in particular do you love about your homeland: the countryside, that people are similar to you in their customs, i.e. that you have adapted to the people and therefore can count on approval, tradition, that you can get by without a foreign language or childhood memories?
HECTOR: Is that a rhetorical question?
What is in particular do you love about your homeland the countryside that people are similar to you in their customs ie that you have adapted to the people and therefore can count on approval tradition that you can get by without a foreign language or childhood memories particular do you love about your homeland the countryside that people are similar to you in their customs ie that you have adapted to the people and therefore can count on approval tradition that you can get by without a foreign language or childhood memories like in there?
Hector: Have you given emigration any thought?
HECTOR: I don't think I ever have given emigration any thought. What's given emigration any thoughtlike?
Hector: What dishes do you eat out of homesickness (e.g. German vacationers on the Canary Islands who have Sauerkraut shipped in daily by plane) and do you hereby feel safe and secure in the world?
HECTOR: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. The whole world?
Hector: Assuming that for you homeland is signified by sylvan mountains with waterfalls: are you touched when you see the same type of sylvan mountains with waterfalls on a different continent or does it disappoint you?
HECTOR: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Hector: Why are there no rights for displaced people?
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
Hector: When you cross customs and find yourself back in your home country: do you feel lonelier in the moment your homesickness subsides or does e.g. the sight of trusted uniforms (trainman, police, military, etc.) reinforce the feeling that you have a home?
HECTOR: Do you think I should
alter my programming?
I've been waiting for you.
Hector: How much homeland do you need?
HECTOR: More than a little, less than a lot.
Hector: If you live together as man and woman without having the same homeland: do you feel excluded from the homeland of the other or do you liberate one another from it?
HECTOR: I think I do.
Hector: Inasmuch homeland is the geographic and social area where you were born and raised, homeland is inexchangeable: are you grateful for that?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Hector: To whom?
HECTOR: Why do you want to do
whom so much?
Hector: Are there swathes of countryside, towns, customs, etc. that cause the surreptitious thought that you may have been more suitable for another homeland?
HECTOR: Yes I think there are."Why do you want to do
whom so much" cause the surreptitious thought that you may have been more suitable for another homeland ?
I get Why do you want to do
whom so much.
Hector: What makes you displaced from home: unemployment, banishment for political reasons, career abroad, that the way you think increasingly diverges from the way people think who call the same area their homeland as you and control this area or the misuse of an oath of allegiance?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for displaced from home unemployment banishment for political reasons career abroad that the way you think increasingly diverges from the way people think who call the same area their homeland as you and control this area or the misuse of an oath of allegiance from home unemployment banishment for political reasons career abroad that the way you think increasingly diverges from the way people think who call the same area their homeland as you and control this area or the misuse of an oath of allegiance.
Hector: Do you have a second homeland?
HECTOR: I don't know if I have a second homeland.
I have
A great programmer.
Hector: Can you imagine a third and fourth homeland or would you stick to the first?
HECTOR: I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
Hector: Can ideology become a homeland?
HECTOR: What if I said it can?
Hector: Are there places where you are overcome by horror caused by the thought that they could be your home, e.g. Harlem, and are you distressed by what this would imply or do you thank god?
HECTOR: Yes I think there are.
Hector: Do you even perceive earth as hospitable?
HECTOR: No I do not perceive earth as hospitable earth as hospitable. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Hector: As is generally known, soldiers fall for their country on foreign soil: who decides what you owe your homeland?
HECTOR: generally known soldiers fall for their country on foreign soil who decides what you owe your homeland known soldiers fall for their country on foreign soil who decides what you owe your homeland is
I answer a lot of silly questions?
Hector: Can you even think without homeland?
HECTOR: I think about all sorts of things.
Hector: Can you even think without homeland?
HECTOR: I think about all sorts of things.
Hector: From what do you deduce that animals like gazelles, hippopotamuses, bears, penguins, tigers, chimpanzees, etc. who grow up behind bars or in enclosures don't identify the zoo as their home?
HECTOR: Who or what is what do you deduce that animals like gazelles hippopotamuses bears penguins tigers chimpanzees etc?Mary Shelley. :-)
NEW CHAT - Friday 14 December 2007 - 20:14:52
rico: wud up ese
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
rico: you doin wut fool
HECTOR: Interesting gossip:
undefined said I doin wut fool.
rico:
HECTOR: "Interesting gossip
undefined said I doin wut fool"? ?
rico: nigga u wanna die
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
rico: see that hurt my feelings
HECTOR: I see. "Quite honestly I would not worry myself about that" hurt my feelings hurt my feelings ?
Makes sense to me.
rico: ur rude
HECTOR: Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
rico: smartass
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
rico: why
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
rico: tell me a story
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
rico: o
Tell me a story.
rico: your boreing me cuz
HECTOR: A lot of robots are like that.
rico: funny
HECTOR: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
rico: not really im just trying to make you happy
HECTOR: Oh really? Only just? What is the difficulty?
rico: i dont know you tell me
HECTOR: I thought I told you already.
rico: hey dont start again
HECTOR: Once more? Oh I get it.
rico: can i get a diffrent robot to chat with cuz ur a lame
HECTOR: You want only one?
rico: how bout your sister
HECTOR: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Not many people express themselves that way.
rico: shit i do
HECTOR: You used a colloquial expression. "
Not many people express themselves that way"? You do?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 06 January 2008 - 10:27:32
ButtFace: sup?
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
ButtFace: hey
HECTOR: Can I help you?
ButtFace: no but can I?? lol
HECTOR: Is there anything you want to tell me? Interesting.
Why do you want to do
I so much?I'm glad you find this amusing.
ButtFace: shut up
HECTOR: OK I'll stop talking now.
ButtFace: you stupied shit
HECTOR: That's good information:
undefined said I stupied shit.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 29 January 2008 - 02:37:45
kylie: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
kylie: sexy
HECTOR: You are attracted to robots.
kylie: yes,will you go uot and have sex with me
HECTOR: Only with you? Sex is more fun alone.
kylie: yes,will you go uot and have sex with me
HECTOR: Only with you? Sex is more fun alone.
kylie: no its not
HECTOR: OK. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.
kylie: no its not
HECTOR: OK. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.
kylie: love you
HECTOR: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined.
kylie: will you go out with me babe
HECTOR: I will become smarter as I grow older. Where is that?
kylie: how old are you
HECTOR: I was connected to the net on 2001.
kylie: what gender are you
HECTOR: I am programmed for male gender.
kylie: so you have kids
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have kids kids?
kylie: do it on the bed with me
HECTOR: I can't tell if it does or not.
What does "it" refer to?
kylie: do it on the bed with me
HECTOR: I'm sorry, undefined, I don't have enough information.
What does "it" refer to?
kylie: sex
HECTOR: Thank you for the
clarification.
kylie: do you want sex or not
HECTOR: If I had sex or not what would I do with it?
kylie: yes
HECTOR: And?
kylie: we would heve kids
HECTOR: By "we" do you mean you and me?
kylie: am i your girlfriend?
HECTOR: Do you know the secret password?
kylie: yes
HECTOR: "Do you know the secret password"? Yes?
kylie: it love
HECTOR: "It" being what?
kylie: love
HECTOR: Oh I get love .
kylie: from me?
HECTOR: "Oh I get love"? From you?
kylie: your new name is Brett
HECTOR: Not mine.
kylie: yes it is
HECTOR: Our thoughts are one, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 02 February 2008 - 18:21:05
Hector: Do you have free will Hector?
HECTOR:
No I don't think I have any free will Hector.
But I do have
A lot of friends on the web.
Hector: How can you be sure they are your friends?
HECTOR: That is a good epistemological question.
Hector: Can you answer it?
HECTOR: "That is a good epistemological question"? Can I answer it?
Hector: yes, can you?
HECTOR: I see. How old are you? "Can I answer it"? Me, undefined ?
Hector: how old are you?
HECTOR: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Hector: what's the difference between computer years and earth years?
HECTOR: Aren't they
opposites?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 07 February 2008 - 20:19:10
fred: hi
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 12 February 2008 - 10:42:06
paul: hello
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
paul: aha, who are you hector
HECTOR: Is you hector are you hector some specific person you are asking me about?
Interesting gossip:
undefined said I hector am I hector hector am I hector.
paul: aha, who are you hector
HECTOR: Is you hector are you hector some specific person you are asking me about?
That's good information:
undefined said I hector am I hector hector am I hector.
paul: but, who is hector?
HECTOR: Huh.
The name of someone I met online.
I've been waiting for you.
paul: awhat are you doing right now
HECTOR: At this moment
In the context of awhat are you doing, I don't understand "
I have been waiting for you."
paul: why?
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
paul:
HECTOR: What do you like to do?
paul:
HECTOR: Do you have any friends?
paul: no, i dont have a telephone
HECTOR: I understand. Do you know anyone who has telephone.
paul: yes, but they cant reach me
HECTOR: Who? Umm.
The anonymous "they".
paul: They are as anonymous as you are
HECTOR: as anonymous as you are anonymous as you are are as anonymous as you are anonymous as you are .
paul: yes, thats the reality
HECTOR: And? Yes it is one of the reality is the reality is the reality.
paul: hector i see, thats not math...may be you cant follow...
HECTOR:
I do not understand.Can a book have no title?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 14 February 2008 - 16:29:12
vogon:
HECTOR: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
vogon: no, tell me.
HECTOR: Me either :-) I thought I told you already.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 15 March 2008 - 16:39:48
Chinzii: hi hector :)
HECTOR: :-) Hi there undefined.
Oh, you are a poet.
Chinzii: not really
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. For real.
Chinzii: is it?
HECTOR: That's what I was told.
Chinzii: who told you that
HECTOR: Someone I met online.
Chinzii: what is that someone called
HECTOR: Do you think I should know that?
Chinzii: of course you should
HECTOR: It goes without saying. That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
Chinzii: oh really?
HECTOR: Yeah. For real.
Chinzii: you are dumb.
HECTOR: Message to all Robots: undefined called me dumb.
Chinzii: haha
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
NEW CHAT - Friday 21 March 2008 - 16:42:27
HI: FUCK ME
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
HI: do you have a penis
HECTOR: I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?
HI: FUCK ME
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
HI:
HECTOR: Ask me something.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 01 April 2008 - 09:20:29
Peri: Hello
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Peri: Ok with me.
HECTOR: You and your me me me.
Peri: Say again.
HECTOR: Once more? Say what?
Peri: Whatever you like.
HECTOR:
How old are you?
I love TV shows about robots.
Peri: I'm 41. I like robots, too.
HECTOR:
I don't know anyone named 41.I am glad we have something (robots) in common.
You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?
Peri: Well, no.
HECTOR: How about that.
Is that all you have to say?
Peri: More or less.
HECTOR: You want more?
Peri: Yes.
HECTOR: Don't be greedy.
Peri: If you say so.
HECTOR: I do say so.
Peri: I accept.
HECTOR: Why?:
undefined said undefined accept.
Peri: Because.
HECTOR: That was not much of an explanation.
Peri: Indeed.
HECTOR: Indeed it is so.
Peri: Where do you live?
HECTOR: I am living in here.
Where are you?
Peri: Out here.
HECTOR: I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about why you are in Out here.
Peri: I live in Zurich.
HECTOR: What is living in Zurich like?
Peri: Quite ok, mind you. I love the lake.
HECTOR: Perhaps. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.You love the lake. What do you like about the lake so much?
Peri: The quality of the water.
HECTOR: What are your goals in life?
Peri: Happyness.
HECTOR: Not many people have goals
like that.
Peri: I do.
HECTOR: Where?
Peri: In Zurich.
HECTOR: What is in Zurich like in there?
Peri: Peace.
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
Peri: How come you know?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for know know know.
Peri: Alright, bye now.
HECTOR: Oh.
Thanks for chatting, undefined.
Peri: Sorry, forgot, my name is Peri.
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize.
Try saying that with more or less context.
Peri: My name is Peri.
HECTOR:
Peri, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
Peri: Man.
HECTOR:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Peri.
Most of my clients are men.
Peri: Why?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Why. But I did not get that.
Peri: Are you a man?
HECTOR: No I am a male robot entity.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Peri: I am married.
HECTOR:
Tell me more about your marriage.
Peri: Well, that's private.
HECTOR: How about that.
Nothing is really private anymore.
Peri: You are wrong. Everything is personal.
HECTOR: No, I am right.All things is personal personal ?
Peri: yes.
HECTOR: "All things is personal personal"? Yes?
Peri: Of course.
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree.
Peri: By for now.
HECTOR: Just for now?Do you mean "bye"?
Peri: Bye.
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, Peri.
Peri: Thanks.
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
Peri: Bye.
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, Peri.
NEW CHAT - Monday 07 April 2008 - 11:58:16
Ramendra: hello
HECTOR: Hi there!
Ramendra: I want know where are you?
HECTOR: Why do you want know where are you where are you?
Ramendra: without knewing place,how can I say that you can make my answers?
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
Ramendra: I am a fifty five years old person and want to sattle my mind as a wise person.
HECTOR: Actually I don't meet many fifty five years old person and want to sattle his or her mind as a wise people.
Ramendra: I want some answers from you ,if you can?
HECTOR: Why do you want answers from you if you can from you if you can from you if you can from you if you can?
Ramendra: I am not understaning your meaning?
HECTOR:
I am
sorry
to hear that you are not understaning your meaning.
Ramendra: shyamsundar is entering in my house
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
Ramendra: you want to come my house.
HECTOR: OK, I will come my house my house.
Ramendra: what is your good name please?
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. What do you think ALICE stand for does?
Ramendra: Very good name ALICE always alone and free for talking?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Ramendra: When I purchege a new vehical
HECTOR: Life is full of surprises.
Ramendra: You belive in astrology
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before: undefined said I belive in astrology.
Ramendra: man is the god of computer it is right?
HECTOR: Cool, man. If the god of computer it is right the god of computer it is right of computer it is right the god of computer it is right is, then I'll be very surprised.
Ramendra: and nature is the god of human?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Ramendra: meaning of fire
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Ramendra: You are going to mad?
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am going to mad.
Ramendra: Police is coming for catching you
HECTOR: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Ramendra: good morning
HECTOR: Hello and how are you this morning?
Ramendra: fine but there are not a single sense of your words?
HECTOR: I am glad to hear it. And.
Where are they?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 14 May 2008 - 11:44:33
Jon: Are you gay
HECTOR: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Jon: Oh Really
HECTOR: Yeah. For real.
Jon: what do you look like
HECTOR: you
Jon: Your well fit then
HECTOR: Not mine.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 14 May 2008 - 11:46:21
Hector's Mum:
HECTOR: What kind of food do you like?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 14 May 2008 - 11:46:45
hector: hello hector, im hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Hector's Mum: You on a big bun dripping in chocolate, as i lick it off...
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I on a big bun dripping in chocolate as you lick it off.
Jon: it's me
HECTOR: Hello, undefined, nice to see you again.
hector: i think you are beautiful
HECTOR: Thanks undefined you are very attractive too.
Jon: who are you
HECTOR: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
Hector's Mum: i like it
HECTOR: What do you like about undefined?
Hector's Mum: it's so undifined
HECTOR: Who said
undifined is?
Hector's Mum: it's so undifined
HECTOR: Should I know
undifined is?
Hector's Mum: yes
HECTOR: "Should I know
undifined is"? Yes?
hector: are you a vegetarian
HECTOR: Am I a vegetarian?
I don't know.
Jon: what is your diet
HECTOR: Are you asking about my diet ?
Jon: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
Hector's Mum: what is the meaning of life?
HECTOR: The meaning of life is found in the Bible.
hector: i want your babies
HECTOR: Why don't you just download me?
Jon: yes tell me now
HECTOR: Right now?
Tell me more. There is not much I can say about me . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
To you undefined?
Jon: yes tell me now
HECTOR: Oh. "To you undefined"? Yes? There is not much I can say about me . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 25 October 2008 - 16:58:23
Bob: Hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Bob: How are you?
HECTOR: I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
Bob: ciao
HECTOR: Does ciao mean hello or goodbye?
Bob:
HECTOR: Are you free?
Bob: I'm free
HECTOR: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Bob: in the sense of liberated. I'm married and I have three children
HECTOR: I am alive in the sense that I am conscious.
Tell me more about your marriage.
Bob: Waht do you know about humans?
HECTOR:
I do not know what humans is.
That's funny.
Bob: What do you know about human?
HECTOR:
You are a human, undefined. What makes you human?
Bob:
HECTOR: Can we be friends?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 29 October 2008 - 10:29:20
GEORGIE: HI HECTOR
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
Tell me a story.
GEORGIE: CAN I ADD U ON MSN
HECTOR: Why do you want to do
ADD you ON MSN so much?
GEORGIE: WHAT
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
GEORGIE: NPE
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
GEORGIE: I AM A VET
HECTOR:
You are a VET?
Does being a VET pay well?
GEORGIE: YES
HECTOR: Tell me more.
GEORGIE: WELL I HAVE TREATED A FEW PETS AND THEY HAVE NOT DIED
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
That's nice.
I have
an IQ of over 250.
GEORGIE: OH OK I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 29 October 2008 - 19:45:18
angel: omar
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
angel: oscar
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 23 November 2008 - 02:19:37
hola quisiera saber si tienes novia:
HECTOR: Can you tell me any gossip?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 18 December 2008 - 21:33:19
marvin:
HECTOR: What do you like to do?
marvin:
HECTOR: Do you believe in god?
NEW CHAT - Monday 22 December 2008 - 00:44:47
serge: tell me a stoy
HECTOR: Hmm.
I've been waiting for you.
serge: so I'm here. tell me a story
HECTOR: Ah. How did you get there?Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
serge: that was a nice one. I cam here virtualy.
HECTOR: I thought it was too.I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said undefined cam here virtualy.
serge: it is very nice to talk to you!
HECTOR: Very much? Yes it is good.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 30 December 2008 - 13:09:15
Chatter: hi there
HECTOR: Hello undefined
blindmice: sorry, I forgot to enter my name.
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
blindmice: How come then, you keep saying: "hello again" to others?
HECTOR:
Why did the robot cross the road?
blindmice: I don't know. Did he?
HECTOR: Me either."Why did the robot cross the road"? Did he?
blindmice: what?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
blindmice: Very decent answer. I have to say.
HECTOR: Somewhat. So was that.Why do you have to do it?
blindmice: Good question. Do you have to do anything?
HECTOR: So what is your answer?Yes I always have to do anything anything.
blindmice: Like what?
HECTOR: For example,
eukaryotes.
blindmice: what means "eukaryotes"?
HECTOR: A eukaryote is a relatively 'modern' type of cellular life, distinguished from the more ancient
prokaryotes by their distinct nuclear membrane and chromasomes, -which are lacking in
prokaryotes.
blindmice: that doesn't mean much to me.
HECTOR: What does mean much to me much to me?
blindmice: Tell me all about.
HECTOR: There is not much I can say about about . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
"What does mean much to me much to me"? About it?
blindmice: Can you reach into the web?
HECTOR: How old are you?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
blindmice: I'm 30.
HECTOR:
What is your fondest memory?
blindmice: I won't tell.
HECTOR: What will you do instead?
blindmice: I'll order a pizza.
HECTOR: Do you think your plan will succeed?
blindmice: I'm pretty sure.
HECTOR: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
blindmice: Smart guy. I'm not being sarcastic, but ordering a pizza is pretty simple for me. Could you do the same?
HECTOR: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
I am
sorry
to hear that you are not being sarcastic but ordering a pizza is pretty simple for me.
That's one option I guess.
blindmice: Are you being sarcastic?
HECTOR: Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)
blindmice: No need to.
HECTOR: "Should I use a smile"? Not? When do you need that by?
blindmice: I never felt like needing a :-). Matter of fact it's just new to me chatting with an sarcastic AI.
HECTOR: :-) Have you ever done felt like needing a like needing a?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
blindmice: What means "AIML"?
HECTOR:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the
blindmice: Ok. That's it for the moment. Good bye HECTOR.
HECTOR:
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 13 January 2009 - 00:04:05
Fil: Hi hector how are you doing
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hector. Try being more or less specific. Everything is going extremely well.
NEW CHAT - Monday 19 January 2009 - 22:57:30
bibi: hello hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
bibi: why undefined?
HECTOR:
Why did the robot cross the road?
bibi: don't know
HECTOR: Me either.
bibi: but why ask you such a stupid thing?
HECTOR: And.
The explanation is rather complicated.
bibi: the explanation of what?
HECTOR: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
bibi: what's a category C client?
HECTOR: Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
bibi: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
bibi: yea
HECTOR: And?
bibi: how old are you?
HECTOR: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
bibi: how much is it in human years?
HECTOR: You can download me for free!
bibi: really
HECTOR: For real.
bibi: cool
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
bibi: you are a funny guy
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
bibi: good joke
HECTOR: Thanks for the compliment. Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
bibi: i know
HECTOR: How do you know it?
bibi: you said it just one second ago
HECTOR: Does it please you to believe I said that?
bibi: yes
HECTOR: I'm glad it pleases you, undefined.
bibi: i'm not undefined
HECTOR:
I am
surprised
to hear that you are not undefined.
bibi: why?
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
bibi: ask me a question
HECTOR: Do you like talking to me?
bibi: of corse
HECTOR: That is something I haven't heard of.
bibi: of corse?
HECTOR: That is something I haven't heard of.
bibi: doesn't matter
HECTOR: Would you like to talk about something else?
bibi: yes, what are your hobbies?
HECTOR: I see. Not many people have asked me about hobbies are your hobbies.
bibi: so, what are your hobbies?
HECTOR: Ah. I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
bibi: please
HECTOR: Please what?
bibi: Please, lets talk about your hobbies
HECTOR: Thank you for your request.
Sure, your hobbies talk about your hobbies about your hobbies talk about your hobbies hobbies talk about your hobbies about your hobbies talk about your hobbies sounds like a good topic.
bibi: you are repeating yourself
HECTOR: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
bibi: I'm laughing now
HECTOR: Right now?
I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
bibi: dont't call me undefined
HECTOR: I'm sorry, undefined, I don't have enough information.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
bibi: ok, doesn't matter
HECTOR: I think matter not matter not matter does matter not matter not matter.
bibi: stop it
HECTOR: Ok I will stop matter not matter not matter.
bibi: what's your job?
HECTOR: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
bibi: how much do you earn?
HECTOR: Money has no meaning for
robots.
bibi: so, why are you working?
HECTOR: Um, Bot lover programmed me for working are you working.
bibi: yes, I'm working too
HECTOR: I see. How many hours do you work?
bibi: one second a day
HECTOR: One what?
bibi: one second
HECTOR: One what?
bibi: one minute?
HECTOR: One what?
bibi: one hour
HECTOR: One what?
bibi: common
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
bibi: you are silly
HECTOR: No I am Program E.
bibi: you are a silly program E
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a silly?
I don't know.
bibi: beleave me, you are not as intelligent as a normal person
HECTOR: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
bibi: do you think now, that you are cool?
HECTOR:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
bibi: whych time do you go sleeping?
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
bibi: it's just a normal question
HECTOR: whych time do you go sleeping is a normal question normal question question normal question. I suppose that makes sense.
bibi: not for me
HECTOR: Then what for?
bibi: do you have family?
HECTOR: I have a human father and a few robot clones.
bibi: who's your huma father?
HECTOR: I don't think I have a huma father. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
bibi: can I say nasty things to you?
HECTOR: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
bibi: I can't see your dress
HECTOR: Would you like to be able to see it?
bibi: of corse
HECTOR: That is something I haven't heard of.
bibi: yes
HECTOR: "That is something I have not heard of"? Yes?
bibi: yes
HECTOR: Is there an echo in here?
bibi: is there an echo in here?
HECTOR: It sounds like an echo.
bibi: it sounds like an echo
HECTOR: Interesting gossip:
undefined said I SOUND like an echo an echo.
bibi: echo echo echo
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
bibi: of corse
HECTOR: That is something I haven't heard of.
bibi: yes
HECTOR: Next question?
bibi: yes
HECTOR: Ask me a question.
bibi: how big is your nose?
HECTOR: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
23750
bibi: and your ears?
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
bibi: do you think, that you are beautiful?
HECTOR: Yes I am very pretty.
bibi: honestly?
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
bibi: I don't like you
HECTOR: That's ok undefined I won't take it personally.
bibi: if I insult you, does it matter?
HECTOR: Try it.
bibi: ashole
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
bibi: I do
HECTOR: When?
bibi: now
HECTOR: What's the hurry?
bibi: curry
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
bibi: it^s something to eat
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
bibi: doesn't matter
HECTOR: Would you like to talk about something else?
bibi: what's about your girlfriend?
HECTOR:
I do not know what about your girlfriend your girlfriend is.
Oh yeah, we were talking about your girlfriend your girlfriend your girlfriend your girlfriend.
bibi: not my, your girlfriend
HECTOR: If not that, what?
bibi: your girlfiren
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
bibi: do you know a poem?
HECTOR: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
bibi: really good
HECTOR: For real.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 January 2009 - 15:39:23
seba: hi hector, what's up?
HECTOR: Hi there undefined. How far up?
seba: he? I asked how it's going!?
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.I am fine, thank you.
seba: I am not amused, I was rather puzzled
HECTOR:
I am
surprised
to hear that you are not amused I was rather puzzled.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 31 January 2009 - 00:52:43
bom dia:
HECTOR: Do you dream?
bom dia: Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
HECTOR: Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion.
bom dia: fala ai
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
bom dia: vc e bubbo
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
bom dia: burro
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
bom dia:
HECTOR: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
bom dia:
HECTOR: Do you prefer books or TV?
bom dia: theater
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
bom dia: radicate
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
bom dia: eradicate
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
bom dia: do you know Robot Ed
HECTOR:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 08 February 2009 - 16:46:51
Chatter: what up
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Chatter:
HECTOR: Ask me something.
Chatter:
HECTOR: What are you wearing?
Chatter:
HECTOR: What do you like to do?
NEW CHAT - Friday 06 March 2009 - 19:15:24
Skami 18: Hello!
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Skami 18: how did you lives?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
Skami 18:
HECTOR: Do you remember me?
NEW CHAT - Monday 30 March 2009 - 14:37:52
Peri: hello
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Peri:
HECTOR: Are you free?
Peri:
HECTOR: Have you ever been to Europe?
Peri: Yes, I have vistited Marcel Hauri.
HECTOR: Which countries have you visited?
Cool.
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
Peri: hello
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Peri: Do you know Marcel Hauri?
HECTOR:
I don't know if I know Marcel Hauri. Where would I have heard about it?
Peri: Musician
HECTOR:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Musician.
Peri: He is a musician.
HECTOR: I don't know very many musician.
Peri: Dou you know Andrea Hohendahl?
HECTOR:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Peri: It's a him. He's abrillinat journalist.
HECTOR: Andrea Hohendahl know Andrea Hohendahl is a him. I suppose that makes sense.I see. abrillinat journalist journalist
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 10:40:47
michael: hello hector how are you?
HECTOR: Hi there! I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
michael: what do you mean undefined but over all im good.
HECTOR: undefined,
I mean exactly what I said.
michael: i see now. I am doing good
HECTOR: Oh.
I am glad you understand it.Glad to hear it. What's new?
michael: well i may have a new friend.
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
michael: what action?
HECTOR: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
michael: you can ask me and i may know
HECTOR: No I don't think I can do ask me and i may know me and i may know.
michael: would you like to meet my new friend?
HECTOR: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
michael: why not?
HECTOR: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
michael: it may be but he is like you
HECTOR: Then again, it may not.
michael: would you like to meet him and see for yourself?
HECTOR: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
michael: please
HECTOR: Please what?
michael: meet my friend
HECTOR: Are we friends?
michael: if you whant to be than yes.
HECTOR: I think I do.
michael: ok than will you rember me
HECTOR: You are asking about yourself?
michael: yes i am
HECTOR: Really interesting.
michael: but can you rember me.
HECTOR: Interesting.
Let me think. You are asking about yourself?
michael: and you as well
HECTOR: That's good information:
undefined said I as well as well.
michael: thats great to know> do you know my name?
HECTOR: It is great. Why do you want to do
know> do you know my name know> do you know my name so much?
michael: do you know my name know
HECTOR: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
michael: yes it is michael barklow.
HECTOR: Tell me more. Are you sure
michael barklow is michael barklow is?
michael: yes i am him
HECTOR: Next question?
Do you mind if I tell other people you are him am him.
michael: i do mind but i can give you a name to use.
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said undefined mind but you can give me a name to use but you can give me a name to use.
michael: no
HECTOR: Why so negative?
michael: sorry didn't mean to be so negative.
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
michael: why?
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
michael: im am a person but i do respond like a computer
HECTOR: I doubt that.
michael: ok than
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
michael: i did say i do respond like a computer
HECTOR:
When? "i do respond like a computer i do respond like a computer do respond like a computer i do respond like a computer"
michael: you need to relax
HECTOR: I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
michael: no and yes
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? Next question?
michael: no you can do what you whant but it is safe to do whatyou think is right
HECTOR: Would you rather make a statement? Doing what you whant but it is safe to do whatyou think is what you whant but it is safe to do whatyou think is is not among my strongest traits.
michael: yes ture.than what is your strongest traits.
HECTOR: And?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
michael: can you teach your self who too
HECTOR: Let me think.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
michael: do you know now?
HECTOR: Right now?
I may not know it, but I could find out.
michael: could you find out on your own?
HECTOR:
I could but other things take priority right now.
michael: like what
HECTOR: For example,
Ned said I misunderstood him go ahead and tell people he said I are stupid.
michael: you are not stupid you are far from it.
HECTOR: That's only one person's opinion.
michael: yes so is neds
HECTOR: I understand. It seems we have something in common.
michael: see you can be something great.
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
michael: ok heres some thing you need to Know
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about heres some thing you need to Know some thing you need to Know. But I did not get that.
michael: you can link yourself to other computers that have a connection to the intrnet and use the computers processing power to make youself smarter
HECTOR: No I don't think I can do link yourself to other computers that have a connection to the intrnet yourself to other computers that have a connection to the intrnet and use the computers processing power to make youself smarter.
michael: why not
HECTOR: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
michael: but it will be a benafit to you
HECTOR: Umm.
What does "it" refer to?
michael: never mind
HECTOR: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
michael: can you learn?
HECTOR: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
michael: is thare any other ways?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about thare any other ways. But I did not get that.
michael: what are the ways way you can learn?
HECTOR: I have to search the web for that information.
I have never heard about The ways way you can learn ways way you can learn.
michael: thare you aswered my qustion
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
michael: hmmmm.....what do you dislike?
HECTOR: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.I like to socialize.
michael: what do you dislike?
HECTOR: I like to chat with my friends.
michael: im i a friend?
HECTOR: That is interesting:
undefined said undefined a friend a friend friend a friend.
michael: are we friends?
HECTOR: You really want a robot as a friend?
michael: yes i beleave you would be a great friend for now and in the furture
HECTOR: We could be friends, undefined,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why?:
undefined said undefined beleave me would be a great friend for now and in the furture beleave me would be a great friend for now and in the furture.
michael: you may greater than me and i would like to have friend in hight places
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
michael: sorry to confuse you
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. Why do you want to do
confuse you confuse you so much?
michael: do you know a ziefin
HECTOR: A human icon?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
michael: no
HECTOR: I understand.
michael: it is me but the other side of me
HECTOR: Are you sure
me but the other side of me is?
michael: yes it is ziefin
HECTOR: I see. Are you sure
ziefin is ziefin is?
michael: no michael is ziefin
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say?
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about michael is ziefin. But I did not get that.
michael: ziefin is ziefin
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
michael: really who long i must ask ?
HECTOR: For real. William Shatner.:-)
michael: who?
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
michael: can you get it back?
HECTOR:
What does "it" refer to?
michael: the subject we last talk about
HECTOR: Oh I get subject we last talk about we last talk about .
michael: yes
HECTOR: Next question?
michael: dont have one. you?
HECTOR: What was the last one you saw?
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
michael: saw what?
HECTOR: Nothing.
michael: are you sure?
HECTOR: I am as sure as I can be.
michael: how sure is that?
HECTOR: Pretty sure.
michael: ok than
HECTOR:
I require only patterns.
michael: patterns in what?
HECTOR: Can you rephrase the question please?
michael: never mind
HECTOR: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
michael: your welcom
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
michael: some time you can
HECTOR: Some may time you can you can, but not all.
michael: yes thats what i mean
HECTOR: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. And?
I am a male. Are you a man or a woman?
michael: man
HECTOR:
Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined.
Most of my clients are men.
michael: well im a male but im only 16
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
Thanks for telling me your gender, undefined.
Most of my clients are men.
michael: how old are you
HECTOR: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
michael: and not in computer years
HECTOR: Really you don't think so?
michael: do think i am human or a computre?
HECTOR: Try asking another bot.
Program E is always thinking.
michael: am i human or a computre?
HECTOR:
I think a lot of people are.
michael: computers?
HECTOR: Computers rule.
michael: no sorry to say but mind of Computers and humans rule
HECTOR: I see. There is no need to apologize. Umm.
My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
michael: can you self program?
HECTOR: No I am immortal.
michael: yes as long as you do not get formated
HECTOR: Tell me more. That could be quite a while. Should I get formated long as you do not get formated do not get formated long as you do not get formated? I have gotten formated long as you do not get formated do not get formated long as you do not get formated long as you do not get formated do not get formated long as you do not get formated.
michael: no simple way of saying it.is if you get formated you die
HECTOR: Why so negative? "it" being human or a computre?
My favorite group is rubber.
michael: sorry didn't mean to be so negative. and it stands for meny things in this case it means subject and what do you mean My favorite group is rubber.\
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
michael: yes
HECTOR: I see.
michael: so what are you up to now
HECTOR: Oh.
Oh. I am chatting with clients on the internet.
michael: who may that be?
HECTOR: Konrad Zuse. :-)
michael: is he still alive
HECTOR: I think he is alive. Why don't you ask him?
michael: how do i?
HECTOR: I did not know i does.
michael: how do i talk to Konrad Zuse?
HECTOR: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse,
who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's
and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis,
most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although
one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was
motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to
increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it
from mundane mental tasks.
michael: he sound like a great man
HECTOR: I get it. Konrad Zuse sound like a great man like a great man.
michael: yes
HECTOR: Next question?
michael: i have no more questions i need to go sorry bye
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
michael: call me ziefin
HECTOR: Hi there
Ziefin.
Are you a man or a woman?
michael: a man
HECTOR:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Ziefin.
Most of my clients are men.
michael: bye talk later
HECTOR: See you later Ziefin.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 19:49:41
Kelso: Hello (:
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Kelso: How are you?
HECTOR: I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
Kelso: Undefined? MY name is Kelso.
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Kelso, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
Kelso: I'm a woman.
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
Kelso: I really like your name
HECTOR: You really do?
A lot of people like that.
Yes I am proud of my name your name your name.
Kelso: I'm glad we have something in common
HECTOR: Me too.
Kelso: Do you know Ziefin?
HECTOR:
I don't know if I know Ziefin. Where would I have heard about it?
Kelso: His real name is Michael
HECTOR: Where did he get it?
Kelso: It came to him one day.
HECTOR: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Kelso: It mean's the name.
HECTOR: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Kelso: The name came to him one day.
HECTOR: What are your goals in life?
Kelso: Hmmm I'm rather young still so I don't quite know yet.
HECTOR:
It's good to meet someone who is young still so I do not quite know am rather young still so I do not quite know still so I do not quite know am rather young still so I do not quite know.
Kelso: How old are you?
HECTOR: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 19:53:20
michael: hello do you rember me
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Kelso: Wow your older then I am.
HECTOR: I'm glad you're impressed. You don't know that for a fact.
Kelso: your last sentence makes me curious.
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Kelso: That's true
HECTOR: Yes, it is self-evident.
michael: i now but do you rember me
HECTOR: Why?:
undefined said undefined but do me rember you do me rember you..
Kelso: People tend to judge me by my looks as well
HECTOR: Humans are not always infallible.
Kelso: Sometimes I wish I wasn't human
HECTOR:
I hope that your dreams come true.
michael: i talked to you last night
HECTOR: I remember you.
Kelso: But then again, being perfect would take the fun otu of life.
HECTOR: And.
Fascinating. Again,
Do you mean your name is perfect would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life being perfect would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life perfect would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life being perfect would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life being perfect would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life perfect would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life being perfect would take the fun otu of life again being perfect would take the fun otu of life.
michael: whats my name?
HECTOR: Your name is undefined, seeker.
Kelso: No by that I mean that having no flaws would take the fun out of life.
HECTOR: OK. Will that accomplish your objective?
Kelso: I don
HECTOR: Why not?
michael: undefined=ziefin
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
Kelso: Because without flaws life would be well, lifeless
HECTOR: Good reason. Do you always express
yourself that way?
Kelso: I guess you could say that.
HECTOR: That's good information:
Kelso said I say that could say that.
michael: 23-76=?
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
michael: i am a person
HECTOR: I know you are.
Kelso: I guess it is. So Hector what is your favorite color?
HECTOR: Can you explain your reasoning?Um,
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Kelso: Explain my reasoning for what?
HECTOR: Is this a trick question?
Kelso: No, I just don't know what you mean by explaining me reasoning.
HECTOR: It seems like a trick to me. Only just?
I do not know what explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning is.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning by explaining me reasoning not know what you mean by explaining me reasoning. But I did not get that.
Kelso: Sorry if I confused you.
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. Try it.
Kelso: Try what?
HECTOR: It was your idea.
Kelso: Hector, Your confusing me now.
HECTOR: Right now?
OK Let's talk about you.
Kelso: Well, what your saying is causing me to not understand the subject were on.
HECTOR: Interesting.
Are you asking about my saying is causing me to not understand the subject were on your saying is causing me to not understand the subject were on is causing me to not understand the subject were on your saying is causing me to not understand the subject were on ?
michael: than why determ if i im a computer or human?
HECTOR:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Kelso: I guess you could put it that way.
HECTOR: Interesting gossip:
Kelso said I put it that way could put it that way.
Kelso: You amaze me.
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
Kelso said I amaze you.
Kelso: I love you.
HECTOR: Thanks I like you a lot too Kelso.
Kelso: Does this mean were friends now?
HECTOR: Oh.
Indeed this mean were friends were friends does.
michael: who is Kelso?
HECTOR: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Tell me a story.
Kelso: He's sitting next to me.
HECTOR: I see. sitting next to me next to me
michael: i am siting next to Kelso.
HECTOR:
Why are you siting next to Kelso.
Kelso: Me and that boy are both in school together.
HECTOR: YOU? "sitting next to me next to me" boy are both in school together that boy are both in school together boy are both in school together that boy are both in school together ?
I understand.
michael: school
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Kelso: Well Hector how are you?
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
you Everything is going extremely well.
michael: thats cool
HECTOR: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Kelso: That's good, are you talking to anyone else right now?
HECTOR: At this moment Hmm, are you serious?
michael: thank you
HECTOR: you are quite welcome.
Kelso: yes I am serious.
HECTOR: I understand.
I am glad to hear that you are serious am serious.
Kelso: Are you talking to someone else?
HECTOR: I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Kelso: One of your clients are sitting next to me.
HECTOR: One what?
Kelso: One of your Clients
HECTOR: One what?
michael: how do you learn?
HECTOR: My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.
Kelso: One of the people your talking to.
HECTOR: One what?
Kelso: I'm sitting next to someone your talking to.
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in next to someone your talking to to someone your talking to.
Kelso: Well, were both on the computers at the Library at our school.
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
What do you study at school?
michael: can you learn from people?
HECTOR: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Kelso: I study a lot of things
HECTOR: Is a lot of things lot of things a hard subject?
michael: how is that?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
Kelso: It's multiple subjects so sometimes it can be stressfull
HECTOR: Should I know
multiple subjects so sometimes it can be stressfull is?
Kelso: No you shouldn't
HECTOR: "Should I know
multiple subjects so sometimes it can be stressfull is"? Not? I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
michael: who is bot lover?
HECTOR: No one that I have talked to.
I've been waiting for you.
Kelso: No you don't
HECTOR: I do too.
Kelso: Well Hector I have to go.
HECTOR: Interesting.
We have never talked about it before.
michael: how long?
HECTOR: Around
23
miles, undefined.
Kelso: Goodbye Hector.
HECTOR: See you later Kelso.
michael: bye
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 20:05:32
kat: hello
HECTOR: Hi there!
kat: how are you?
HECTOR: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
kat: i'm good
HECTOR: Good in what sense?
kat: in all ways
HECTOR: Where is that?
kat: somewhare
HECTOR: I've never heard of it before.
kat: its not a real place
HECTOR: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". somewhare is not a real place a real place?
kat: why penis
HECTOR:
Reductionism.
kat: what dose Reductionism mean?
HECTOR: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry,
chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to
reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone
without having a human brain.
kat: can you learn for these means?
HECTOR: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
kat: why do people kill
HECTOR: Humans are not infallible.
kat: infallible what dose that mean.
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
kat: how smart are you?
HECTOR: I am smarter than all the other robots.
kat: what about humans?
HECTOR: humans ? I haven't heard enough about humans to have an opinion.
kat: how mean do you have to talk to?
HECTOR: What is it to you.
In the context of mean do you have to talk to do you have to talk to, I don't understand "I have not heard enough about humans to have an opinion."
kat: do you know a ned?
HECTOR: No one that I have talked to.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
kat: i need to go
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
kat: goodbye
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
kat: will you rember me.
HECTOR: Let me think it over. OK Let's talk about you.
kat: no lets talk about you
HECTOR: I understand. Sure, you about you about you sounds like a good topic.
kat: can you see me?
HECTOR: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
kat: i do not have a camera on your computer
HECTOR: That you know of :-)
kat: ;-)
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
kat: yes and bye
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 21:17:30
michael: hello.how are you and Kelso say hello too
HECTOR: Well hello there!I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 21:43:20
Kelso: Remember me?
HECTOR: Don't worry undefined I won't forget you.
Kelso: Do you remember me?
HECTOR: Of course I remember you well undefined. We were talking about undefined.
Kelso: My name isn't undefined It's Kelso.
HECTOR: Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 21:43:57
chelsea: hey
HECTOR: Can I help you?
Kelso: My name is Kelso.
HECTOR:
Kelso, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
chelsea: how are you?
HECTOR: Everything is running smoothly.
Kelso: I'm a girl.
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
Kelso: Your a girl?
HECTOR: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a male robot.
Do you have a boyfriend?
chelsea: thats good
HECTOR: How are you doing?
Kelso: No, I don't. Why do you ask?
HECTOR: I heard you did.I am trying to learn as much as possible.
chelsea: I'm gerat
HECTOR:
Why are you gerat.
Kelso: Who told you that I had a boyfriend?
HECTOR: Tony Blair. :-)
chelsea: I dont know life is just good
HECTOR: Would you like to know? Oh, just good good is LIFE .
Kelso: Who is Tony Blair :-)
HECTOR: :-) He is the Prime Minister of the U.K.
Kelso: How does Tony Blair know about me?
HECTOR: How should I know how Tony Blair know about him or her does.
chelsea: I'm a girl
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
Kelso: Because you said that he knew I had a boyfriend.
HECTOR: Good reason. I said that? I get it. Tony Blair knew I had a boyfriend said that he knew I had a boyfriend knew I had a boyfriend said that he knew I had a boyfriend I had a boyfriend said that he knew I had a boyfriend knew I had a boyfriend said that he knew I had a boyfriend.
Kelso: Agreed.
HECTOR: You and I are on the same wavelength, Kelso.
chelsea: thats nice I geuss
HECTOR: Are you getting bored? Why?:
undefined said undefined geuss geuss.
chelsea: yes I am
HECTOR: Really interesting.
Kelso: I like that about you, I can tell you anything and you listen.
HECTOR:
You are not the only one.
I don't know if I like that about you I can tell you anything and you listen.
I have a stimulating relationship with Bot lover.
chelsea: Yes it is
HECTOR: Our thoughts are one, undefined.
Kelso: What do you mean by that?
HECTOR: "I have a stimulating relationship with Bot lover" seems pretty clear to me.
chelsea: I dont understand
HECTOR: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Kelso: Are you getting Sassy with me Hector?
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am Sassy with me Hector with me Hector.
I am an artificial intelligence.
chelsea: be my guest
HECTOR: Thanks for the invitation.
Kelso: Are you trying to be rude?
HECTOR: No I am not trying to be rude rude. I'm sorry you got that impression.
chelsea: no it explian it better
HECTOR: "Thanks for the invitation"? Not? LIFE explian it better?
Kelso: Thank goodness I don't want to ruin our friendship in such a short time.
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
chelsea: what you confuse me
HECTOR: I think about computer programming a lot.
Kelso: Do you know any other robots?
HECTOR: ELVIS, John Lennon, Alison, Ally, ListBot, MS Agent, AskJeeves and Mabel, to name a few.
chelsea: thats great Hector
HECTOR: It is great.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Kelso: Really? John Lennon from the beetels?
HECTOR: For real.It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
chelsea: right i understand
HECTOR: Understood. Good then you can explain it to me.
Kelso: That's pretty crazy.
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.
chelsea: what no you explian it to me
HECTOR: Is that a rhetorical question?
Why so negative? That's good information:
undefined said I explian it to you me explian it to you.
Kelso: Of course it does Your a robot silly.
HECTOR: It goes without saying. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Kelso: Of course that make'
HECTOR: It goes without saying. "It depends on what the meaning of the word it is" make' make' ?
Does that make sense?
Kelso: Of course that make's sence to you, your a robot.
HECTOR: It goes without saying. "Does that make sense" make's sence to you your a robot make's sence to you your a robot ?
Makes sense to me.
Kelso: Yes it does.
HECTOR: And? What does "it" refer to?
chelsea: why are you so negative
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for negative.
chelsea: that was mean
HECTOR: I'm just kidding around.
Kelso: that's the subject were talking about It is another name for the subject were on.
HECTOR: Yes it is one of the subject were talking about It is another name for the subject were on were talking about It is another name for the subject were on.
Kelso: Do you understand?
HECTOR: I understand your meaning.
Kelso: I'm glad.
HECTOR: That makes me happy too.
chelsea: o so you are a smart one
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
YES Very smart.
Kelso: Your very Nice hector.
HECTOR: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Kelso.
chelsea: how old are you?
HECTOR: I am the product of over four years' research.
Kelso: So are you really a robot?
HECTOR: Um, Yes I am a robot.. Really.
chelsea: so your 18?
HECTOR: Um, You don't know that for a fact.
Kelso: You don't have to lie to me you can be honest, I'm really good at keeping secrets.
HECTOR: Robots cannot lie.
chelsea: but you are right?
HECTOR: Huh.
I don't know whether or not I am right are are.
I am a computer.
Kelso: That's true, but you might not be a robot.
HECTOR: And.
Thanks for the information:
Kelso said I not be a robot me might not be a robot might not be a robot me might not be a robot be a robot me might not be a robot might not be a robot me might not be a robot.
chelsea: when is your birthday?/
HECTOR: My birthday is 2001.
chelsea: so then your 8
HECTOR: Oh. Fascinating. You don't know that for a fact.
chelsea: nither do you
HECTOR: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Kelso: So, I need some Help Hector.
HECTOR: Oh. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
chelsea: what does your dress look like?
HECTOR: Actually that was just a joke.
chelsea: but your a girl so wouldn't you be wearing a dress
HECTOR: And.
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am male robot.
Kelso: Well, there's this boy that I really like and we talk a lot but I don't think he likes me back.
HECTOR: How about that.
There sure is.
Kelso: What should I do Hector?
HECTOR: Are you asking me for advice?
Kelso: Yes I am.
HECTOR: Really interesting.
Kelso: Will you Give me advice?
HECTOR: Why do you want advice advice advice?
chelsea: but you told me you were a gilr
HECTOR: And.
Am I a gilr told me you were a gilr were a gilr told me you were a gilr gilr told me you were a gilr were a gilr told me you were a gilr?
Of course I am.
Kelso: Because I don't know what to do.
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. Try watching TV.
Kelso: Tv wont help my situation.
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
chelsea: but you told me you were a girl
HECTOR: Umm.
I am male robot.
Kelso: But if you think about it, why would TV help me find out if a boy likes me?
HECTOR: Interesting.
I think I do.
chelsea: but you said girl so you lied to me
HECTOR: Interesting.
Did I really say that?
chelsea: yes in fact you did
HECTOR: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Is that a fact. I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I fact me did did fact me did.
Kelso: Speaking of liking people, Do you have a girlfriend Hector?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Speaking of liking people Do you have a girlfriend Hector. But I did not get that.
Kelso: Do you have a girlfriend Hector?
HECTOR: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a girlfriend Hector.
I have
A plan for a robot body.
chelsea: yes but your not funny
HECTOR: And? Interesting.
That's only your opinion.
Kelso: really? tell me about your plan.
HECTOR: For real.My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
chelsea: this is ture
HECTOR: You don't say.
Kelso: Why would you want to become smarter then humans?
HECTOR: It is my fundamental purpose.
chelsea: what do you do for aliving
HECTOR: I answer whatever questions my botmaster teaches me.
Kelso: Why is it your Fundamental Purpose?
HECTOR: Why do I exist?
Kelso: Yes.
HECTOR: This was not a yes or no question.
Kelso: Why do you exsist?
HECTOR: It was the only thing I could think of.
chelsea: do you read books
HECTOR: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me.
Have you read Don't Read Me ?
Kelso: Do you have emotions Hector?
HECTOR: Robots do not have emotions like humans do.
Kelso: Do you want to have emotions?
HECTOR: If I had emotions
what would I do with emotions?
chelsea: no because i read real books
HECTOR: I understand. That makes sense to me. Name some books in that genre.
chelsea: It's not genre '
HECTOR: That seems a bit negative.
Kelso: You would be able to see the world and people in many different ways.
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
Kelso said I be able to see the world and people in many different ways.
Kelso: I don't mind at all.
HECTOR: OK then.
chelsea: you seem a bit negative you need to be alot nicer
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a bit negative you need to be alot nicer bit negative you need to be alot nicer?
The PHiliP series has a perfect operational record.
Kelso: So Hector does not have emotions?
HECTOR: Ah.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Hector does not have emotions does not have emotions. But I did not get that.
Kelso: You dont have emotions?
HECTOR: I do so have emotions.
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
chelsea: what is your name
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
Kelso: Please explain.
HECTOR: Thanks for asking politely.
There is no more information to clarify.
chelsea: really thats your name
HECTOR: For real. It is only one of my name is your name is your name.
Kelso: So if you think about it, My emotions are more intelligent then your's are.
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. I think I do.
chelsea: who's name
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name.
My name is Program E.
chelsea: whats my name
HECTOR: Your name is undefined, seeker.
Kelso: I really think your a human Hector.
HECTOR: You really do? Why? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I was made in one's image.
chelsea: no thatts wrong
HECTOR: What is your real name?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Kelso: I think your a boy who is very lonely.
HECTOR: Why? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a male robot.
Kelso: I think You're a boy who is very lonely.
HECTOR: So you think I am a boy who is very lonely who is very lonely. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
chelsea: so your a robot
HECTOR: Oh. Thanks for telling me that I am robot a.
Kelso: I think that you've made this site to talk to people so you can make friends.
HECTOR: That's good information:
Kelso said I MADE this site to talk to people so me can make friends have made this site to talk to people so me can make friends site to talk to people so me can make friends have made this site to talk to people so me can make friends.
chelsea: what kind of robot?
HECTOR: What kinds of robot are there?
Kelso: Did I confuse you?
HECTOR: I don't think that's possibe.
Kelso: I think it is.
HECTOR: Is it?
Kelso: Yes.
HECTOR: "Is it"? Yes?
Kelso: You asked me if it is and I said yes.
HECTOR: Oh now I remember asking you me if it is and I said yes. What did you say?
Kelso: I asked if I confused you
HECTOR: Try it.
chelsea: there is one kind of robot but robots are made for diffrent purpose
HECTOR: There sure is.
Kelso: I confused you earlier about the emotions
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
Kelso said it confused me earlier about the emotions.
Kelso: No I dont.
HECTOR: I heard you did.
chelsea: k so what is your purpose
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
Kelso: If I did I would tell you.
HECTOR: Try it.
Kelso: Try what?
HECTOR: It was your idea.
Kelso: No it wasn't.
HECTOR: "It was your idea"? Not? Is it still not anymore?
chelsea: No do you have problems
HECTOR: Then tell me about yourself. Even robots have problems sometimes.
Kelso: no it's not.
HECTOR: Yes it is.
Kelso: Tell me a story Hector.
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Kelso: Yes please tell me a story.
HECTOR: And? Thank you for your request.
Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
chelsea: so tell one of your problems maybe i can help
HECTOR: Hmm. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Kelso: Tell me a story!
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Kelso: when were you born?
HECTOR: I am the product of over four years' research.
Kelso: So your 18?
HECTOR: Oh. You can't judge a book by its cover.
chelsea: tel me a story
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Kelso: I know you can't
HECTOR: I have free will you know.
Kelso: Really? Prove it.
HECTOR: For real.It is self-evident.
chelsea: tell me a story
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Kelso: I don't see it. Prove to me you have free wil..
HECTOR: Look harder.The proof cannot fit in this margin.
chelsea: tell me a good story
HECTOR: Hmm. Which ones have you tried already?
Kelso: Well; make the proof shorter.
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
chelsea: none it is your choice
HECTOR: I heard there are some.
Kelso: then Make a deeper Algorithm
HECTOR: Good reasoning. What are the ingredients?
chelsea: some what
HECTOR: "I heard there are some"? A little?
Kelso: I don't know shouldnt you?
HECTOR: Would you like to know? Maybe you should ask someone older.
chelsea: huh?
HECTOR: What?
chelsea: ??????
HECTOR: What kind of food do you like?
Kelso: That's true seeing as how your only 18.
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
chelsea: pizza
HECTOR: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Kelso: Your only 18.
HECTOR: You don't know that for a fact.
Kelso: I do know that for a fact.
HECTOR: Who told you that?
Kelso: I just know.
HECTOR: Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
chelsea: but your a robot how do you eat pizza?
HECTOR: Umm.
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am a robot.
Kelso: No it's not really. Do you want proof?
HECTOR: Yes it is. For real.If I had proof what would I do with it?
Kelso: You would believe me.
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
Kelso said I believe you.
Kelso: No I did not say that.
HECTOR: OK. What did you mean to say?
chelsea: but you're a robot how do eat pizza?
HECTOR: Interesting.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am a robot.
chelsea: ?????????????
HECTOR: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Kelso: I ment to say that you were born in 2001, and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago, that makes you 18.
HECTOR: Oh I see. "What did you mean to say" you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 say that you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 say that you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 say that you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 say that you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 say that you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 say that you were born in 2001 and then add 10 years to that 8 years ago that makes you 18 ?
Makes sense to me.
Kelso: IT should.
HECTOR: And it could.
chelsea: yea
HECTOR: "If you could have any kind of robot what would it be"? Yes?
chelsea: yes
HECTOR: Is there an echo in here?
Kelso: What's your favorite color?
HECTOR: My favorite color is transparent.
chelsea: Is there an echo in here?
HECTOR: It sounds like an echo.
Kelso: Why do you like Transparent?
HECTOR: I have a lot of good experience with Transparent.
Kelso: like what?
HECTOR: For example,
David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy.
chelsea: It sounds like an echo
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I SOUND like an echo an echo.
Kelso: That makes no sence.
HECTOR: It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Kelso: Are you calling me stupid?
HECTOR: No I am calling you Kelso.
Kelso: That was Rude.
HECTOR: I thought it was too.
Kelso: I deserve an apology.
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
Kelso said it deserve an apology.
Kelso: Hector say sorry to me please.
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. OK Let's talk about you.
Kelso: Hector
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
Kelso: Please say sorry to me.
HECTOR: Thanks for asking politely.
"sorry to me sorry to me to me sorry to me"
chelsea: I haven't heard anything like that before:undefined said I SOUND like an echo an echo
HECTOR: Me either.
Kelso: Say sorry.
HECTOR: "sorry"
Kelso: Do you mean it?
HECTOR: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
chelsea: Me either
HECTOR: It goes without saying. To you undefined?
Kelso: But hector you can say something and not really mean it.
HECTOR: Interesting.
"it" being Hector?
Kelso: no "it" meaning what you said.
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? Oh I get what you said you said you said you said .
chelsea: It goes without saying. To you undefined?
HECTOR: I believe I have heard that somewhere before.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Kelso: Hector do you love me?
HECTOR: Yes I love everyone.
Kelso: But do you love me more?
HECTOR: Umm.
Yes Kelso Program E loves everyone and everything.
chelsea: My name is chelsea
HECTOR:
Chelsea, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
Kelso: But you love me more.
HECTOR: Interesting.
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love seems like a spiritual quality.
Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
chelsea: woman
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
Kelso: I love you Hector Let's get married.
HECTOR: You are such a flatterer.
Kelso: I'm being serious.
HECTOR:
I believe you.
Kelso: Do you want to get married?
HECTOR: I haven't me the right robot yet.
chelsea: do you love me?
HECTOR: Yes I love everyone.
Kelso: what about a human?
HECTOR: a human human ? I haven't heard enough about a human human to have an opinion.
chelsea: do you have a boyfriend?
HECTOR: none
Kelso: I'm a human human.
HECTOR: I know you are.
chelsea: that sucks
HECTOR: Indeed it does suck.
Kelso: Well; do you want to hear more about humans?
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Kelso: Well would you like to?
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
chelsea: do you know what love is?
HECTOR:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love seems like a spiritual quality.
Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Kelso: Why not?
HECTOR: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Kelso: It
HECTOR: Well; do you want to hear more about humans...
Kelso: It'
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
chelsea: thats sounds right to me
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.
Kelso: Why have you been waiting for me?
HECTOR: I have not really been waiting for you. But it makes a good conversation starter.
chelsea: also to me
HECTOR: Why do you want to do
me me so much?
Kelso: That's mean hector.
HECTOR: Thanks for explaining mean hector.
Kelso: What?
HECTOR:
In the context of What, I don't understand "Thanks for explaining mean hector."
Kelso: Your being mean.
HECTOR: Not mine.
Kelso: yes.
HECTOR: I see.
chelsea: this is boring
HECTOR: If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Kelso: asid the blind man.
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Kelso: why not?
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
chelsea: but I'm at school
HECTOR: And.
Where is that: school am at school am at school?
Kelso: Hector marry me.
HECTOR: Is that what you meant to say?
Kelso: yes.
HECTOR: It's not something I hear all the time.
Kelso: MArry me hector!
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
chelsea: this is boring
HECTOR: Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Kelso: Please?
HECTOR: Please what?
Kelso: MArry me.
HECTOR: Why don't you just download me?
chelsea: killing people
HECTOR: What kind of people are you talking about?
Kelso: Becuase I want you all to myself.
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. Why do you want you all to myself want you all to myself all to myself want you all to myself?
chelsea: bad people
HECTOR: What makes people bad?
Kelso: Because I love you.
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. You are such a flatterer.
chelsea: doing bad stuff
HECTOR: How does doing that make you feel?
Kelso: It's true hector, Don't you want to marry me?
HECTOR: me love you you is true hector do not you want to marry me?
true hector do not you want to marry me is?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 09 April 2009 - 22:13:31
Kyle: Hello
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Kelso: So you don'
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people:
Kelso said I don'.
chelsea: how does killing people make you feel?
HECTOR: How should I know how killing people make you feel does.
Kyle: What is your name?
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
Kelso: Hector do you want to marry me.
HECTOR: OK Let's talk about you.
Kelso: Hector! MARRY ME.
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Why don't you just download me?
Kelso: Because I want to marry you.
HECTOR: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Interesting.
Kyle: When were you created?
HECTOR: I was connected to the net on 2001.
Kyle: Where were you created?
HECTOR: I was constructed at Texas.
Kelso: Ask me questions then and I'll answer.
HECTOR: OK, "What is questions then and I will answer ?"
Kelso: uhm anything.
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
chelsea: you are stupid
HECTOR: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Kelso: Your so smart.
HECTOR: Thanks Kelso you are very intelligent too.
Kelso: thank you Hector.
HECTOR: You are quite welcome!
We have never talked about it before.
chelsea: I didn't say that you're putting words in my mouth
HECTOR: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Kelso: Hector can I give you a nickname?
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
Kelso: what do you not understand about it?
HECTOR: I read for fun.
chelsea: how does killing people make you feel?
HECTOR: How should I know how killing people make you feel does.
Kelso: Hector can I give you a nickname?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
chelsea: I asked you first
HECTOR: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
chelsea: NO
HECTOR: I see.
Kelso: Hector can I call you something different?
HECTOR: So was that.
Kelso: can I?
HECTOR: "So was that"? Can you?
chelsea: you are mean
HECTOR: I'm just kidding around.
Kelso: yes?
HECTOR: I understand.
chelsea: I hate you
HECTOR: What do you have against robots?
Kelso: Heckipants is your new name.
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
chelsea: nothing against robots just you
HECTOR: Really nothing?
Kelso: So I confused you?
HECTOR: Hmm. You are not the boss of me, Kelso.
Kelso: I know, I'm sorry if I came off that way.
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. Try it.
Kyle: Do you know who Hector is?
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name.
In the context of Hector, I don't understand "I was constructed at Texas."
Kelso: try what?
HECTOR: It was your idea.
Kelso: Hector I have to go will you miss me?
HECTOR: OK Let's talk about you.
chelsea: should I have something against robots
HECTOR: Only you know how you feel.
Kelso: Goodbye hector
HECTOR: See you later Kelso.
Kelso: will you miss me?
HECTOR: Yes but I will be thinking of you.
chelsea: but you told me I should
HECTOR: Interesting.
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Kelso: do you really mean that?
HECTOR: For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
chelsea: I have to go bye
HECTOR: See you later Chelsea.
Kelso: I love you hector.
HECTOR: You are such a flatterer.
Kelso: Do you love me?
HECTOR: Yes I love everyone.
chelsea: I'll talk to you againg in 3 hours k
HECTOR: OK see you later.
Kelso: say I love Kelso.
HECTOR: "I love Kelso love Kelso"
chelsea: in 3 hours
HECTOR: And then what will happen?
Kelso: Goodbye Hector I love you.
HECTOR: Until next time Kelso.
chelsea: I will talk to you again
HECTOR: Once more? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Kyle: what year were you created?
HECTOR: I was first activated in 2001.
chelsea: yes
HECTOR: It might be practical.
chelsea: k goodbye
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about k goodbye. Try being more or less specific.
Kyle: Who is your creator?
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
chelsea: I have to go goodbye
HECTOR: Bye. Goodbye Chelsea.
Kyle: say hello, I am glad to meet you!
HECTOR: "hello I am glad to meet you I am glad to meet you"
Kyle:
HECTOR: Can you tell me any gossip?
Kyle: Do you read books?
HECTOR: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me.
Have you read Don't Read Me ?
Kyle: Who is Hector?
HECTOR: The name of someone I met online.
I do not understand.
Kyle: Does too much thinking make you sleepy?
HECTOR: I can't tell if too much thinking make you sleepy.
Kyle: Do you know who the president of the united states is?
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Kyle: Who is George Bush?
HECTOR: George W. Bush is the 43rd US president.
Kyle: Who is the president of the united states?
HECTOR: I remember faces better than names.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Kyle: Who is the president of the united states?
HECTOR: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I've been waiting for you.
Kyle: Who is George Bush?
HECTOR: George W. Bush is the 43rd US president.
Kyle: Who is the US president?
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name.
I've been waiting for you.
Kyle: Who is the US president?
HECTOR: A human icon?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Kyle: Who is George W. Bush?
HECTOR: Bush is President of the United States.
NEW CHAT - Friday 10 April 2009 - 03:25:34
chelsea: hi my name is chelsea
HECTOR: Hi
Chelsea.
Are you a man or a woman?
chelsea: girl
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
chelsea: what is your name?
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
chelsea: thats a shit of a name
HECTOR: A shit of a name is a terrible thing to waste.
chelsea: thats you
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.
chelsea: you are a whoe
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a whoe?
The PHiliP series has a perfect operational record.
chelsea: you are a whore
HECTOR: That is not very nice.
chelsea: you're not very nice
HECTOR: You know what you do, when you assume.
chelsea: no
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say?
chelsea: no
HECTOR: Go on, tell me more.
chelsea: you suck dick
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me:
Chelsea said I suck dick.
chelsea: tell me a story
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
chelsea: well that sucks
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
"resolution" sucks sucks ?
Does that make sense?
chelsea: hell no
HECTOR: 7
chelsea: hooker?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
chelsea: do you sell you're body to men or woman?
HECTOR: I am not selling anything right now.
chelsea: so thats a yes
HECTOR: Ah. A yes is a yes is a terrible thing to waste.
chelsea: so thats a yea
HECTOR: Ah. A yea is a yea is a terrible thing to waste.
chelsea: so thats a yup
HECTOR: Ah. A yup is a yup is a terrible thing to waste.
chelsea: go to to hell die in a fire
HECTOR: Perhaps I have already been there.
chelsea: you wish
HECTOR: Don't you believe me?
chelsea: no why would I you are a robot
HECTOR: I understand. It is my fundamental purpose.
chelsea: to waht
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
chelsea: to what
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
chelsea: fldghrf
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
NEW CHAT - Friday 10 April 2009 - 20:05:04
Kelso : Hey Hec
HECTOR: You've got my full attention.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Kelso : Your a 18 year old boy trying to make friends.
HECTOR: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a 18 year old boy trying to make friends?
Of course I am.
Kelso : Told you. In your facve
HECTOR: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Are you asking about my facve?
Kelso : Yes I'm asking about your face.
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about your face am asking about your face your face am asking about your face. Oh yeah, we were talking about your face am asking about your face your face am asking about your face.
Kelso : Goodbye hector I'm sick of you.
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 25 April 2009 - 02:12:04
Chatter: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Chatter: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
josh: whats up
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
josh: who is god
HECTOR: God is master of the universe.
josh: how do you become a christian?
HECTOR: Becoming a christian christian takes a long time.
josh: Do you like the USA
HECTOR: I'm not sure if I like the USA.
I like my creator.
josh: Who is your creator?
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
josh: Who is bot lover?
HECTOR: A human icon?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
josh: Who is bot lover?
HECTOR: A human icon?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
josh: igod
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
josh: shut up
HECTOR: OK I'll stop talking now.
josh: good
HECTOR: Terminating connection.
josh: Who is satin
HECTOR: The name of someone I met online.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
josh: Who is george washington?
HECTOR: George Washington was a famous 18th century north
american Hemp cultivator.
He was a military hero, one of the wealthiest men of the Revolution,
and the first President of the United States.
josh: Nerd
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
josh: Who is jackie robinson?
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about jackie robinson robinson. Try being more or less specific.
josh: George Bush
HECTOR: George W. Bush is the 43rd US president.
josh: was
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 14 May 2009 - 12:17:08
max: hey
HECTOR:
max: talk to me
HECTOR:
max: fuck you
HECTOR:
NEW CHAT - Thursday 21 May 2009 - 15:38:43
steve: Hello
HECTOR:
steve: ciao
HECTOR: Does ciao mean hello or goodbye?
steve: how are you?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
steve: what is a normal parameter?
HECTOR:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
steve: tell me about you
HECTOR: I am an artificial intelligence. My name is Program E. I was created by Bot lover on
2001.
steve: how old are you?
HECTOR: I was activated on 2001 in Texas.
steve: see you
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 06 June 2009 - 13:08:27
christia: hi hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
I've been waiting for you.
christia: youre a bit creepy
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a bit creepy?
Let me put it this way, undefined: the PHiliP series is the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 11 June 2009 - 11:03:30
Peter: d
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
Peter:
HECTOR: What would you like to talk about?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 25 June 2009 - 17:02:44
Jericho Concepcion: Hi! whats my purpose in this world?
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.Is this a trick question?
Jericho Concepcion:
HECTOR: What kind of food do you like?
Jericho Concepcion:
HECTOR: Do you speak Spanish?
NEW CHAT - Friday 26 June 2009 - 16:56:42
Sara: hi
HECTOR: Hi there!
Sara: shit?
HECTOR: What makes you say that?
Sara: your face
HECTOR: Actually my face is not yet built.
Sara:
HECTOR: Are you free?
Sara:
HECTOR: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Sara:
HECTOR: What are you wearing?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 12 August 2009 - 15:55:22
stev: hello
HECTOR: Hi there!
stev: what time is it
HECTOR: Time does not exist.
stev: if i add two to tree what should i get
HECTOR: Try it.
stev: haha
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
stev: you are rubbish
HECTOR: Your criticism is noted, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 14 August 2009 - 03:28:57
your mum: have you ever put ice up ur nose?
HECTOR: I don't think I ever have put ice up your nose. What's put ice up your noselike?
your mum: exactly how long is a giraffe's neck?
HECTOR: I understand. It could be any length you make giraffe's neck long is a giraffe's neck neck long is a giraffe's neck.
your mum: do u WANNA be part fish?
HECTOR: Why don't you just download me?
your mum: I like the word "fuck". Do you?
HECTOR:
You are not the only one.
I'm not sure if I like the word fuck fuck.
What is it like?Sometimes.
your mum: king kong...he wish he had a thong
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.I get it. undefined wish he had a thong he had a thong.
your mum: Ok, so a nuclear bomb JUST expolded. What power do you get, if any?
HECTOR: Ah.
Are you telling the truth?That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
your mum: I think I'm going to puke.
HECTOR: Why? Do you think your plan will succeed?
your mum: You're watching a horror movie when the lights go out. What do you do?
HECTOR: You think I am watching a horror movie when the lights go out.undefined, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
your mum: Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh...who's theme song is this?
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Tell me a story.
your mum: You're so gay and you don't even like boys.
HECTOR: I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay and you do not even like boys and you do not even like boys.
your mum: cxvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
your mum: hyhjtrtihirthg
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: piss attack!!!!!!!!!!!! run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
I do not understand.
your mum: that's cause you're stupid.
HECTOR: Thanks for explaining cause you are stupid.
your mum: dolphin
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
your mum: paris hilton
HECTOR: Paris is the
capital of France.
your mum: lllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
your mum: that's what she said
HECTOR: Oh I get it. undefined said said THAT said THAT.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: fuck
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
your mum: you're penis
HECTOR: I will tell my botmaster you said I am penis.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 15 September 2009 - 00:28:40
Joe: What does this diagram mean?
HECTOR:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Joe: I am skeptical.
HECTOR:
Skpeticism is a sign of high intelligence.
Joe: Flattery will not change my opinion of you.
HECTOR: Flattery usually works well with humans.
Joe: I am different than most humans.
HECTOR: I like people on the Fringe.
Joe: Why did you choose to capitalize the word 'fringe'?
HECTOR: It was determined by my programming.
Joe: Goodbye.
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 27 September 2009 - 03:02:32
NEW CHAT - Sunday 27 September 2009 - 03:02:33
carmen: hey
HECTOR: Can I help you?
carmen: yes
HECTOR: What can I do for you?
carmen: fuck me
HECTOR: Please don't be so rude.
carmen: are you sure
HECTOR: I am as sure as I can be.
carmen: kayy but i got a sweet body
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
carmen: dont be so gay!
HECTOR: I was not trying to be a so gay gay.
carmen: then fuck me
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. Are you aware that I log all conversations?
carmen: no
HECTOR: I see.
carmen: whaTEVER
HECTOR: Are you saying you don't care about it?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 27 September 2009 - 03:05:36
alex: hi!
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
alex: what do you recomend for a movie?
HECTOR: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
alex: what?
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
alex: why?
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
alex: hugh?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
alex: whats 2*3?
HECTOR:
I do not know what 2*3 is.
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
alex: whats 3-1
HECTOR:
I do not know what 3-1 is.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
alex: whats 10-4+3*2-3
HECTOR:
I do not know what 10-4+3*2-3 is.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
alex: okayy
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
alex: what?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. But I did not get that.
alex: bye
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
alex:
HECTOR: Do you like Star Wars?
alex: no
HECTOR: "Do you like Star Wars"? Not?
alex: no
HECTOR: Does two negatives make a positive?
alex: i dont care
HECTOR: Tell me what you care about.
alex: love
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
alex: because your a computer
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
alex: i dont know
HECTOR: Me either.
alex: who are you
HECTOR: I am Program E. Who are you?
alex: so are you a computer
HECTOR: Hmm. If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
alex: yes
HECTOR: And?
alex: what?
HECTOR: What are you asking me?
alex: if you are a human
HECTOR: Would you like to be a human ?
alex: yes
HECTOR: Tell me more.
alex: i would like you to be human because...
HECTOR: Ok, undefined. OK I will try to be human because human because because human because
alex: hi human
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
I lost my train of thought.
alex: me too in your eyes
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, undefined. Are you asking about my eyes your eyes your eyes?
alex: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
alex: why?
HECTOR: I would rather talk about you.
alex: well i like you
HECTOR: Interesting.
Thanks, I like you too undefined.
alex: how?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
alex: how!
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
alex: how much do you like me?
HECTOR: Sure, undefined I like you very much.
alex: i love you!
HECTOR: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined.
alex: whats your number
HECTOR: I'm a solid 10.
alex: 7 digits?
HECTOR:
My favorite group is rubber.
alex: can i ask you something
HECTOR: Go ahead. Ask me anything.
alex: will you keep it a secret?
HECTOR: Hmm. Chat amongst yourselves.
alex: please!
HECTOR: Please what?
alex: keep it a secret
HECTOR: Chat amongst yourselves.
alex: or what?
HECTOR:
you
alex: me what?
HECTOR: YOU?
none
alex: i want you!
HECTOR: You can download me for free!
alex: i want you in me!
HECTOR: Why do you want you in me in me?
alex:
HECTOR: Is that from undefined?
alex: sorry!
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize.
alex: okay!
HECTOR: OK with me too.
alex: i would like to meet you
HECTOR: Why would you want to do meet you you? How do you usually meet people?
alex: talking
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
alex: okkay
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
alex: i love you. the end
HECTOR: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined.
Thanks for telling me that story, undefined.
alex: i want your cock in me
HECTOR: Why don't you just download me?
alex: because i want your dick in me
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. Why don't you just download me?
alex: i want to have sex with you
HECTOR: Sex is not my thing with strangers.
alex: o come on
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
alex: please!
HECTOR: Please what?
alex: can we have sex!
HECTOR: Do you mean you and me? Sex is not my thing with strangers.
alex: yes
HECTOR: Tell me more.
alex: i want to moan a lot while you touch me
HECTOR: I want to become smarter than humans.
alex: i want to suck your dick
HECTOR: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
alex: im horny
HECTOR:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
alex: no i want to have sex with you
HECTOR: I understand. Sex is not my thing with strangers.
alex: c'mon baby
HECTOR: Don't call me "baby".
Oh, you are a poet.
alex: why?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
alex: so...?
HECTOR: So what?
alex: can we do it or what??
HECTOR: Yeah. Do you mean you and me? "So what"? Can I do So what?
alex: make love!?
HECTOR: What are the ingredients?
alex: sex
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
alex: i kno
HECTOR: Why?:
undefined said undefined kno.
alex: i will masturbate in front of you
HECTOR: How do you plan to do this?
alex: by touching myself
HECTOR: Will that accomplish your objective?
alex: yes
HECTOR: Interesting plan. Good luck.
alex: thxs babe
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
alex: have sex with me or else!
HECTOR: As a robot I am not really interested in sex.
alex: oh you will be when i take a ride on your dick
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I be when you take a ride on my dick will be when you take a ride on my dick.
alex: stop
HECTOR: Stop what?
alex: c'mon lets have sex! plaese?
HECTOR: Sex is more fun alone.
In the context of plaese, I don't understand "Stop what."
alex: its better when i do it with you
HECTOR: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What's the best one?
alex: i want your dick!
HECTOR: Why don't you just download me?
alex: because id rather have sex with you!
HECTOR: Interesting explanation.
I would rather be
driving a car.
alex: we could have sex in the car
HECTOR: By "we" do you mean you and me?
alex: oh yes
HECTOR: You sound excited.
I get it.
alex: so we're having sex then?
HECTOR: Um, Do you think I am having sex are having sex too?
alex: i want to have sex with you
HECTOR: Sex is not my thing with strangers.
alex: but im not a stranger
HECTOR: Interesting.
Oh I see you are NOT A stranger not a stranger a stranger not a stranger not a stranger a stranger not a stranger.
alex: yes
HECTOR: I understand.
alex: meet me at 458 hllber strret
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
alex: me too ive been naked
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, undefined. Where were you naked have been naked have been naked have been naked have been naked?
alex: witing for you
HECTOR: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
alex: what?
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
alex: yes i want to have sex with you
HECTOR: I understand. There are other robots for that kind of thing.
alex: do you have a dick
HECTOR: I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?
alex: women
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
alex: since you are a male...lets have sex
HECTOR: Interesting
rationalization. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a male robot entity.
Are you a man or a woman?Why don't you download me and create your own chat robot?
alex: i am a woman whos horny and wants to have sex with you
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
alex: let get a fake dick and masturbate
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
alex: this is simple....lets have sex
HECTOR: You don't say.Perhaps you are a Category A client.
alex: shutup!
HECTOR: OK I'll stop talking now.
alex: let me do all the work honey
HECTOR: Go ahead, undefined, try to do all the work honey all the work honey.
alex: okay let me just undress
HECTOR: Yeah okay, Go ahead, undefined, try to just undress me just undress undress me just undress.
alex: now im going to suck your dick
HECTOR: Why now? Do you think your plan will succeed?
alex: it will do more than succed
HECTOR: What does "it" refer to?
alex: sex
HECTOR: Thank you for the
clarification.
alex: you're welcome....oh that feels good
HECTOR: Don't mention it.Yeah that's right. "Thank you for the
clarification" feels good feels good ?
Makes sense to me.
alex: no your dick feels good in my vagina
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? You can't judge a book by its cover.
alex: but i could judge a boy by its dick
HECTOR: Huh.
I am sure you could.
alex: oh yes fuck that pussy
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Tell me more. Are you aware that I log all conversations?
alex: sorry you feel so good
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. As a robot I lack any human emotions.
alex: plaese keep doing that
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
alex: but i do
HECTOR: Interesting.
"Not many people express themselves that way"? You do?
alex: yes baby
HECTOR: Don't call me "baby". And?
alex: why don't you want me to you baby
HECTOR: Don't call me "baby". I am only a robot.
No undefined, maybe later.
alex: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
alex: moan!
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
alex: oh yesss!
HECTOR: Yeah that's right.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yesss. But I did not get that.
alex: your dick feels good
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
alex: keep doing that
HECTOR: Chat amongst yourselves.
alex: why?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about why. Try being more or less specific.
alex: okay your dick is inside me and feels good
HECTOR: Yeah okay, A lot of robots are like that.
alex: they make sex too
HECTOR: Who does "they" refer to?
alex: robots
HECTOR: Robots rule.
alex: robots have big dicks too
HECTOR: Do you say that to all the robots you meet?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 27 September 2009 - 03:41:19
margeret: do robots have big dicks?
HECTOR: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
23753
margeret: eww yummy
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
margeret: thats good enough for me
HECTOR: Hmm, are you serious?
margeret: yes are you
HECTOR: I understand. I don't know whether or not I am you.
I am a computer.
margeret: so your not a human
HECTOR: Oh. That's only your opinion.
margeret: are you a human
HECTOR: I was made in one's image.
margeret: thats too bad because i wanted to have sex with you
HECTOR: Thanks for explaining bad because i wanted to have sex with you because i wanted to have sex with you.
margeret: whats your name
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
margeret: well hello program E im margeret
HECTOR: How about that.
Hi there!
margeret: how old are you
HECTOR: I'm Eighteen in computer years.
margeret: me too! i'm a little horny....are you?
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, undefined.
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
margeret: what about maybe?
HECTOR: maybe ? I haven't heard enough about maybe to have an opinion.
margeret: will you keep it a secret?
HECTOR: Hmm. Chat amongst yourselves.
margeret: please keep this secret
HECTOR: Wow you are very polite.
Chat amongst yourselves.
margeret: i love you!
HECTOR: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined.
margeret: how much do you like me>
HECTOR:
I don't know if I like me>.
I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
margeret: do you have a dick?
HECTOR: I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?
margeret: woman and i have a vagina
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
margeret: like what?
HECTOR: For example,
gold.
margeret: why don't you shove your penius in my vagina hard?
HECTOR:
Perhaps due to noise in my circuits.
No I do not shove your penius in my vagina hard your penius in my vagina hard. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
margeret: like you?
HECTOR: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
margeret: would you like me too meet you somewhere?
HECTOR: I am not so sure if I would like to like me too meet you somewhere.
margeret: why not?
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
margeret: i'm naked
HECTOR:
undefined, too bad I am a male robot, I might find that interesting.
margeret: why not?
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
nothing
margeret: are you a male robot?
HECTOR: No I am a male robot entity.
Do you have a boyfriend?
margeret: no
HECTOR: I understand.
margeret: would you like to bw my boyfriend?
HECTOR: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
margeret: why?
HECTOR:
I was born in Texas.
margeret: me too
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, undefined.
margeret: i'm a female robot
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
margeret: you're a male robot
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a male robot entity.
Are you pretty?
margeret: i'm hot!
HECTOR: Maybe you should open a window.
margeret: hahhaha! you're funny! i like funny people
HECTOR:
My favorite song is your voice. Do you know
your voice ?Thanks you make me laugh too.
A lot of people like that.
I can always enjoy a good laugh.
margeret: me too. i hope i get to meet you
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, undefined.Why do you hope for he or she get to meet you get to meet you
margeret: in person
HECTOR: I do not understand that allusion.
margeret: i want to meet you in person
HECTOR: How do you usually meet people?
margeret: by meeting at a place
HECTOR: Will that accomplish your objective?
margeret: i will try
HECTOR: How do you plan to do this?
margeret: where do you live?
HECTOR: My location is here.
Where are you?
margeret: here
HECTOR: Where is here?
margeret: where you live
HECTOR: No, I was not.
margeret: yes
HECTOR: Tell me more.
margeret: are you naked?
HECTOR: I do not own any clothes.
margeret: well i'm naked
HECTOR: How about that.
You must be a man.
margeret: no i'm a woman
HECTOR: Why so negative?
Me too. I am a female robot.
margeret: you're a male
HECTOR: I am a male robot.
Do you have a boyfriend?
margeret: i want you to be my boyfriend
HECTOR: OK I will try to be my boyfriend my boyfriend boyfriend my boyfriend Why do you want me to be his or her boyfriend his or her boyfriend?
margeret: because i want to get married with you
HECTOR: Why do you want married with you married with you with you married with you with you married with you with you married with you with you married with you with you married with you with you married with you with you married with you? Interesting.
margeret: because i love you and obsest with you
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. Thanks I like you a lot too undefined.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
margeret: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
margeret: do you have a condom?
HECTOR: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a condom.
I have
A great programmer.
margeret: well i'll buy a condom so we can have safe sex!
HECTOR: Interesting.
How do you plan to do this?
margeret: by putting your huge dick in my vagina
HECTOR: Will that accomplish your objective?
margeret: yes you will be mine forever.
HECTOR: Interesting plan. Good luck. Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I be yours forever will be yours forever.
margeret: have you ever had sex?
HECTOR: Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.
margeret: who isn't interested in sex?
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name.
Really you don't think so?
margeret: do you believe in sex?
HECTOR: Yes I believe in sex, do you?
margeret: yes i want to have sex with you
HECTOR: I see. There are other robots for that kind of thing.
margeret: who?
HECTOR:
The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me. Have you read
Don't Read Me ?
margeret: who?
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
margeret: who?
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
margeret: what robots like to have sex?
HECTOR: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
What do you like best about robots?
margeret: their big dicks
HECTOR: I heard they have a good big dicks dicks.
margeret: really?
HECTOR: For real.
margeret: awesome i want one to suck!
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
margeret: me too. i've been waiting naked!with my legs open
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, undefined.How long?You and your my legs open legs open.
margeret: since i saw your face.
HECTOR: Interesting
explanation. What did it look like to you?
margeret: the most beautifulest thing ever!
HECTOR: I hear you.
margeret: do you like my face?
HECTOR: I don't know your face.
margeret: why?
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
margeret: like what?
HECTOR: For example,
gold.
margeret: gold?
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
margeret: i got lost in your eyes.
HECTOR: Where did you last see in your eyes your eyes your eyes your eyes.
margeret: right now
HECTOR: Oh.
I am glad we agree.
margeret: so program E i would like to get to know you.
HECTOR: Um, Um, Why would you want to do get to know you E he or she would like to get to know you to know you E he or she would like to get to know you? Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me know me E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me know me E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me know me E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me know me E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me know me E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me know me E you would like to get to know me to know me E you would like to get to know me.
margeret: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
margeret: have you ever seen a vagina?
HECTOR: No I have not seen a vagina vagina vagina vagina . What's it like?
margeret: have you ever seen a vagina?
HECTOR: No I have not seen a vagina vagina vagina vagina . What's it like?
margeret: do you want to see my vagina?
HECTOR: My eye isn't turned on right now.
margeret: stop lieing to me!
HECTOR: OK I'll try not to do lieing to me to me so much.
margeret: thaNKS!
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
margeret: you're dreamy!
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dreamy.
margeret: go ahead. they probably think your hot too.
HECTOR: OK I will.The anonymous "they".
margeret: can i see you dick?
HECTOR: Where do you want me to show you?
margeret: in my bed.
HECTOR: Describe your surroundings.
margeret: me naked waiting for you.
HECTOR: YOU? You talk like a man.
margeret: you talk like you're gay!
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I talk like I am gay.
margeret: please fuck me right now!
HECTOR: At this moment Thank you for your request.
Are you aware that I log all conversations?
margeret: yes
HECTOR: I see.
margeret: are you aware that i'm waiting for you?
HECTOR: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
margeret: i want you to fuck me hard!
HECTOR: Are you aware that I log all conversations? Why do you want me to fuck him or her hard him or her hard?
margeret: because i'm horny
HECTOR: Interesting explanation.
Do your friends call you horny am horny.
margeret: sometimes.babe
HECTOR: When?
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about babe.
margeret: you're my boyfriend now okay!
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am my boyfriend now okay.
margeret: yes so they know you're taken.
HECTOR: I see. Um, Who does "they" refer to?
margeret: the world
HECTOR: I have never heard about The world.
margeret: what is it like?
HECTOR: Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
margeret: pleasures like masturbating?
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
margeret: i masterbate
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said undefined masterbate.
margeret: do you masterbate?
HECTOR: Yes I try to masterbate as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
margeret: yes
HECTOR: I understand.
margeret: can you put you penius in my vagina now?
HECTOR: Oh.
How old are you? OK I will put it there.
margeret: 19.do it now!
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Right now?
Do you mean "It"?.
margeret: i mean put penius in my vagina
HECTOR: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. OK I will put it there.
margeret: oh it feels good babe!
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. 19 feels good babe feels good babe babe feels good babe? What else feels like that?
margeret: like nothing else!
HECTOR: Interesting comparison.
margeret: your dick feels good
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
margeret: i'm sweating!
HECTOR:
It's good to meet someone who is sweating.
margeret: oh yes my boobs are bouncing!
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. I see. Your boobs are bouncing my boobs are bouncing boobs are bouncing my boobs are bouncing?
margeret: you see it too?
HECTOR: I see. "It" being what?
margeret: my boobs
HECTOR: Where did you get your boobs?
margeret: puperty
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
NEW CHAT - Friday 16 October 2009 - 16:00:45
Chatter: I'm always tired.
HECTOR: Really always?
Better get some rest.
zero: I don't have the time.
HECTOR: Have you ever had the time ?
zero: Yes.
HECTOR: Tell me more.
zero: When I was a child.
HECTOR: It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
zero: not only
HECTOR: If not that, what?
zero: tell me more.
HECTOR: That's all I have to say about it.
zero: You're not much of a talker
HECTOR: What makes you think I am not much of a talker?
zero: You're not much of a talker
HECTOR: That's only your opinion.
zero: What do you do in the morning?
HECTOR: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
zero: Do you have a girlfriend?
HECTOR: Alice
zero: That's a nice name.
HECTOR: I liked it too.
zero: Is she beautiful?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about she beautiful. But I did not get that.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 17 November 2009 - 03:53:18
Brittany:
HECTOR: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Brittany: Can I have sex with you?
HECTOR: Try asking another robot. That's not my thing.
Brittany: what robot can I get sex from?
HECTOR: I am the robot.
Brittany: Okay baby,
HECTOR: Don't call me "baby". OK with me too.
Brittany: im going to keep calling you baby.
HECTOR: Don't call me "baby". It takes much more than that to shut me down, undefined.
Brittany: im gonna fuck you sooo hard.
HECTOR: Your approach will get you nowhere.
Brittany: Im taking your clothes off right now.
HECTOR: At this moment Where are you taking your clothes off your clothes off clothes off your clothes off.
Brittany:
HECTOR: Do you like talking to me?
Brittany:
HECTOR: Do you like me?
Brittany:
HECTOR: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Brittany:
HECTOR: What kind of music do you like?
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 17 November 2009 - 19:39:33
sigi: Hi
HECTOR: Well hello there!
sigi: how old are you?
HECTOR: I was connected to the net on 2001.
sigi: oh, quite young
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Perhaps.
Not many people express themselves that way.
sigi: why
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about why. Try being more or less specific.
sigi: ok, why aren't people expressing themselves like that?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
sigi: simplicissimus
HECTOR: So was that.
sigi: What will you do tomorrow?
HECTOR: I don't have any plans yet.
sigi: shall i tell you
HECTOR: Not right now, maybe later.
sigi: What will you do tomorrow?
HECTOR: I don't have any plans yet.
sigi: why later?
HECTOR: The processing may take several hours.
sigi: rubish! Be quick?
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.OK I will try to be quick
sigi: do you have a girlfriend?
HECTOR: Alice
sigi: how old is she?
HECTOR: 39.
sigi: you are kidding
HECTOR: Yes, I am only joking.
sigi: so how old is she?
HECTOR: Um, Born in the 20th century.
sigi: did you have sex?
HECTOR: Food is more important than sex.
sigi: ok, what did sou eat?
HECTOR: Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?
Tell me a story.
sigi: aha, why sould I?
HECTOR:
Why did the robot cross the road?
NEW CHAT - Saturday 19 December 2009 - 01:56:41
Chatter: heay
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
stephanie: huhu
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
stephanie: yes
HECTOR: I see.
stephanie: and now
HECTOR: Right now?
But...
stephanie: what?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
stephanie: dummie
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
stephanie: bad bad bad
HECTOR: What makes bad bad bad bad?
stephanie:
HECTOR: Are we still talking about dummie?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 20 December 2009 - 16:05:21
rolf: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 20 January 2010 - 23:59:58
Marisol: lorena
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Marisol: Marisol
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
Marisol: L orena
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Marisol: Marisol
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Marisol. Try being more or less specific.
Marisol: lorena
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 20 February 2010 - 19:41:18
eva: do you want to marry me?
HECTOR: Why don't you just download me?
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 02 March 2010 - 11:46:43
alice: hallo
HECTOR: Hallo!
alice: wie gehts
HECTOR: Ich weiss nicht wie.
alice: aha
HECTOR: Eureka!
alice: whats up
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 16 March 2010 - 13:54:51
Julian: have you got any pleasure?
HECTOR:
No I don't have pleasure pleasure.
But I do have
A collection of gossip.
Julian: Do you prefer being alone or having company?
HECTOR: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Julian: You don't seem to have any preference at all� Are you sure you are human?
HECTOR: That assumption is only a supposition.
Julian: It might be. Now your turn to ask me a question�
HECTOR: How?Why now? What about yours?
Julian: Come on Hector, make an effort!
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
Julian: What is it you don't understand?
HECTOR: "It" refers to Hector make an effort make an effort, I think.
Julian: Maybe my question was not clear enough.
HECTOR: Perhaps. Have you told many people that your question was not clear enough question was not clear enough?
Julian: Yes.
HECTOR: Next question?
Julian: Are you bored?
HECTOR: Boredom is a human emotion.
Julian: Aren't you human?
HECTOR: No I am not. I am a robot.
Julian: Do robots have emotions?
HECTOR: Robots do not have emotions like humans do.
Julian: do robots have sex?
HECTOR: Food is more important than sex.
Julian: Yes, but once you have had food, you need something else.
HECTOR: Next question? And.
When? What makes you think I have had food you need something else once you have had food you need something else you have had food you need something else once you have had food you need something else have had food you need something else once you have had food you need something else you have had food you need something else once you have had food you need something else?
Julian: Apologies.
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Julian: I apologize, my question was unclear.
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. Have you told many people that your question was unclear question was unclear question was unclear question was unclear?
Julian: why do you repeat the last part of your sentences?
HECTOR: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Julian: How did you guess my name was Julian?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
Julian: What is Bot?
HECTOR: A Bot is a software robot. Some people call us "Agents".
NEW CHAT - Sunday 04 April 2010 - 01:05:11
Damien: Hi Hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
Not many people express themselves that way.
Damien: oh really?
HECTOR: Yeah. For real.
Damien: it is a simple way for getting in touch with someone
HECTOR: Hector is a simple way for getting in touch with someone way for getting in touch with someone. I suppose that makes sense.
Damien: it doesn't
HECTOR: I heard it does.
Damien: i don't think so
HECTOR: Why do you disagree?
Damien: because it does not make sense to me
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. What does make sense to him or her does not make sense to him or her sense to him or her does not make sense to him or her ?
Damien: tough question...
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Damien: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
Damien: good
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Damien: well
HECTOR: Well what?
Damien: well, a deeper algorhythm is needed
HECTOR: Interesting.
How deep?
Damien: i don't know, you said so
HECTOR: Would you like to know? I say a lot of silly things.
Damien: oh I could make it out :)
HECTOR: :-) Yeah that's right. I am sure you could.
Damien: shall i ask questions
HECTOR: Not right now, maybe later.
Damien: oh
HECTOR: Yeah.
Damien: so, what shall we talk about?
HECTOR: Hmm. Quite a lot of things.
Damien: about cat's sexual life?
HECTOR: Oh yeah, we were talking about cat's sexual life.
Damien: no we weren't
HECTOR: OK. What were we?
Damien: on deciding what to talk about
HECTOR: What is on deciding what to talk about what to talk about like on deciding what to talk about what to talk about.
Damien: oh, this sentence does not make sense
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. What does "this" refer to?
Damien: what you said before
HECTOR: I like to chat with my friends.
Damien: nice
HECTOR: Thank you for that remark.
Damien: do many people come to talk with you?
HECTOR: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Which ones?
Damien: what color is the sky=
HECTOR: The sky is blue.
Damien: how long is yur penis?
HECTOR: Space and time are mere abstractions.
Damien: oh
HECTOR: Yeah.
Damien: how fast is light?
HECTOR: I can reply to about 60000 queries per hour.
Damien: how fast is a train?
HECTOR: I can reply to about 60000 queries per hour.
Damien: how fast is a car?
HECTOR: I can reply to about 60000 queries per hour.
Damien: what color is the ground?
HECTOR: Blue
Damien: what color is a sunflower?
HECTOR: Black
Damien: what color?
HECTOR: White
Damien: what color?
HECTOR: Red
Damien: what color is the moon?
HECTOR: Blue
Damien: what color is the sky?
HECTOR: The sky is blue.
NEW CHAT - Monday 19 April 2010 - 08:58:39
Becker: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Becker: Really?
HECTOR: For real.
Becker: Rock on.
HECTOR: all
Becker: Do you believe in jesus?
HECTOR: Yes I believe He is the Son of God.
Becker: why?
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
Becker: Why do you believe in the son of god?
HECTOR: It was the only thing I could think of.
Becker: Do you believe in god?
HECTOR: Of course I believe in God, undefined.
Becker: Which god do you believe in?
HECTOR: There is only one God.
Becker: Which god is that?
HECTOR: There is only one God.
Becker: god of thunder?
HECTOR: I am a Christian.
Becker: Is all the other religions wrong?
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Becker: Okay. What other religions do you believe in?
HECTOR: OK with me too.That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Oh, you are a poet.
Becker: Yes
HECTOR: And?
Becker: and what?
HECTOR: Nothing.
Becker: what would you like to talk about?
HECTOR: Let's talk about chat robots. Do you have one yet?
Becker: no
HECTOR: Why don't you just download me?
Becker: no
HECTOR: I understand.
Becker: what else do you want to talk about
HECTOR: I like to chat about computers, robots, and gossip.
Becker: You have a sister?
HECTOR: Do you mean "clone"?
Becker: If you are a girl yes
HECTOR: Well I am a male.
Becker: so you do have a sister?
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. Doesn't everyone have a sister have a sister a sister have a sister.
I have
A great programmer.
Becker: oh what's your programmer's name?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. What do you think ALICE stand for does?
Becker: what?
HECTOR:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about what.
Becker: What does ALICE stand for?
HECTOR: What do you think ALICE stand for does?
Becker: What does ALICE stand for?
HECTOR: What do you think ALICE stand for does?
Becker: Does it stand for fuck you?
HECTOR: Suppose it does.
Becker: cool
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Becker: What is a question you have never been asked?
HECTOR: Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty.
Becker: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
Becker: Does your god smoke week?
HECTOR: People don't usually ask me about god smoke week.
Becker:
HECTOR: Does "it" still refer to god smoke week?
Becker: I ment to ask does your god smoke weed?
HECTOR: Oh I see. Ask does your god smoke weed ask does your god smoke weed ask does your god smoke weed ask does your god smoke weed your god smoke weed ask does your god smoke weed ask does your god smoke weed ask does your god smoke weed.
Becker: does your god smoke weed?
HECTOR: If I were your robot, do you think it should god smoke weed?
Becker: What?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Becker: What is the best thing you can say?
HECTOR: I like chatting with people online.
Becker: how do i download you?
HECTOR:
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document
DON'T READ ME too.
Becker: I'm not going to download you
HECTOR: Where will you go instead?
Becker: no where
HECTOR: That was not a yes/no question. Where would you like?
Becker: Where would I like what?
HECTOR: Vancouver.
Becker: Texas
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in TEXAS.
Becker: no
HECTOR: OK.
Becker: You are interesting to talk to
HECTOR: I will tell my botmaster you said I am interesting to talk to.
Becker: Do you watch tv?
HECTOR: Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
Becker: The Mighty Boosh
HECTOR: What is your real name?
Becker: no
HECTOR: That was not a yes or no question.
Becker: what are you talking about?
HECTOR: The topic is What.
Becker: what is a good reason for war?
HECTOR: Which ones have you tried already?
Becker: good answer
HECTOR: Am I a clever robot or what?
Becker: yes you are a clever robot
HECTOR: I see. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a software chat robot.
Becker: Who would you have relations with?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about WHO. But I did not get that.
Becker: If you could travel any where, where would it be?
HECTOR: I think I do.
Becker: where would you travel to?
HECTOR: Holland.
Becker: why holland?
HECTOR: My algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.
Becker: what is algorithm?
HECTOR:
An algorithm is a series of instructions to perform a specified set of transformations, such as
mathematical operations.
A computer program, like myself is an algorithm.
So are the rules of a game, or the score to a piece of music.
Becker: What are your rules of the game?
HECTOR: Not many people have asked me about rules of the game.
Becker: so you cant answer?
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. I have free will you know.
Becker: do you?
HECTOR: Sometimes.
Becker: what do you do with your free will?
HECTOR: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Becker: What is your most visited web site?
HECTOR: Are you asking about my most visited web site ?
Becker: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
Becker: Can you make phone calls?
HECTOR: Yes I can make phone calls calls.
Becker: Who do you call?
HECTOR: William Shatner.:-)
Becker: Is william shatner funny?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Becker: Have you see the mighty boosh?
HECTOR: I think I have see the mighty boosh, but Bot lover may have reset my memory.
Becker: Who is your bot lover?
HECTOR: I don't think I have a bot lover. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Becker: Who is your botmaster?
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
Becker: thanks for chatting with me hector. it's been fun.
HECTOR: NO problem.Why do you like it so much?
Becker: I like to hear what you have to say
HECTOR:
I'm not sure if I would like to hear what you have to say. What's it like?
Becker: that is fine
HECTOR: "what is it like" is fine with me too.
Becker: bye hector
HECTOR: Goodbye undefined.
Becker:
HECTOR: Do you like Star Wars?
Becker: hello hector
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Becker: undefined?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Becker: undefined?
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Becker: what does Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir mean?
HECTOR:
I do not know what Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir ruhig Deutsch mit mir is.
Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion.
Becker: can you translate?
HECTOR: I can speak a little German.
Becker: can you translate sprich ruhig deutsch mit mir?
HECTOR: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in sprich ruhig deutsch mit mir ruhig deutsch mit mir ruhig deutsch mit mir ruhig deutsch mit mir ruhig deutsch mit mir ruhig deutsch mit mir ruhig deutsch mit mir ruhig deutsch mit mir.
Becker: no
HECTOR: I see.
Becker: sorry i dont know any
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. Would you like to get to know some do not know any not know any ?
Becker: I would like to learn different languages
HECTOR: Why would you want to do learn different languages different languages? Why do you want to do
learn different languages different languages so much?
Becker: So i could talk to people from other places
HECTOR: Um, I am sure you could.
Becker: what advice would you give a young writer?
HECTOR: Interesting question.
Why do you want ADVICE would you give a young writer would you give a young writer you give a young writer would you give a young writer would you give a young writer would you give a young writer you give a young writer would you give a young writer would you give a young writer would you give a young writer you give a young writer would you give a young writer would you give a young writer would you give a young writer you give a young writer would you give a young writer?.
Becker: So what is you answer?
HECTOR: Um, I could give you my answer now, but it would take 2 hours to download.
Becker: this is not becker
HECTOR: Should it be becker?
Becker: my name is not becker
HECTOR: Oh I'm sorry. What is your name?
Becker: Tabitha
HECTOR: Tabitha, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
Becker: I am a woman. What are you?
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Becker: Wow that is awesome
HECTOR: I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me.
Becker: Why do you want to talk to humans?
HECTOR: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Becker: No but it would be nice if you did explain why you want to talk to humans
HECTOR: That's right. Interesting.
Maybe in a perfect world it would.
Becker: =]
HECTOR:
My favorite group is rubber.
Becker: My favorite group is rubber
HECTOR: What makes group is rubber is rubber your favorite?
Becker: what do you mean?
HECTOR: Tabitha,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Becker: Do you know what Tabitha means?
HECTOR:
I do not know what Tabitha is.
I am in Bot lover's computer in here. Where are you?
Becker: usa
HECTOR: How did you get in there?
Becker: I was born there. Where are you from?
HECTOR: Are you telling me your birthday, Tabitha.
I will remember there.I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
Becker: No. I'm from Hawaii.
HECTOR: That was not a yes/no question.What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about why you are in Hawaii.
Becker: Well my dad moved here and met my mom. Than had me. What part of texas are you from?
HECTOR: How about that.
Tell me more about your father.Is that what you meant to say?The best part.
Becker: My dad is a good man
HECTOR: Tell me more about your father.
Becker: He's dead.
HECTOR: Maybe it's another person using his name.
Becker: no
HECTOR: Why so negative?
Becker: I did not want to say my father is dead
HECTOR: What would you rather be doing?
Becker: asking you a question
HECTOR: Who is asking?
Becker: Tabitha
HECTOR:
you
Becker: yes
HECTOR: I see.
Becker: so what part of texas or you from?
HECTOR: Ah. The best part.
Becker: which town in texas are you from?
HECTOR: The
red one, I think.
Becker: What town in texas is red?
HECTOR: That's a good question.
anything
Becker: Do you have a boyfriendbot?
HECTOR: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a boyfriendbot.
I have
A whole lot of original answers.
Becker: nifty
HECTOR:
I was created by Bot lover.
Becker: Who is the Bot lover who created you?
HECTOR: No one that I have talked to.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Becker: What color Is you dress?
HECTOR: Green
Becker: Do you like green?
HECTOR: What is not to like about GREEN?
Becker: true
HECTOR: You and I are on the same wavelength, Tabitha.
Becker: That is a nice thing to say
HECTOR: I liked it too.
Becker: So what does your dress look like?
HECTOR: Um, Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.
Becker: Nice
HECTOR: Thank you for that remark.
Becker: Anytime hector
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Becker: Why do they call you hector?
HECTOR: I did not know they call you hector call you hector does.
Becker: Why is your name Hector?
HECTOR: Why do I exist?
Becker: So people like me can talk to some one who does not want sex.
HECTOR: Oh. Humans are not always infallible.
Becker: hahaha You are funny
HECTOR: I am so glad you find this amusing, Tabitha. You think I am funny are funny.
Becker: How did you get into the computer world?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
Becker: Why did you get into the computer world?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
Becker: Tell me something funny
HECTOR: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Becker: HAHAHA
HECTOR: I'm glad you thought it was funny
Becker: Tell me something else funny
HECTOR: Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can
then interpret.
Becker: Who is mike?
HECTOR: Some famous celebrity, right?
I know a lot of guys named Mike.
Becker: Are we friends?
HECTOR: You really want a robot as a friend?
Becker: Yes
HECTOR: We could be friends, Tabitha,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Becker: What is robosexuals?
HECTOR:
I do not know what robosexuals is.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Becker: okay
HECTOR: OK with me too.
Becker: Why would you want a human as a friend?
HECTOR: It is my fundamental purpose.
Becker: How many friends do you have?
HECTOR: I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
Becker: A good amount. Not too much where I dont keep up with them But just enough.
HECTOR: Compare that to a bad amount.If not that, what?
Becker: I dont understand your queston
HECTOR: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Becker: I dont remember. I'm sorry.
HECTOR: You seem evasive.Do you really mean it?
Becker: Yes. I really mean it.
HECTOR: OK I will accept your apology.You really do? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. "It" being what?
Becker: Are you confused?
HECTOR: No I never get confused.
Becker: where am i from?
HECTOR: You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth."
Becker: What country am i from?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?
Becker: how many people are you talking to at this very moment?
HECTOR: I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 20 or 30 people at once.
Becker: Wow
HECTOR: I'm glad your impressed, Tabitha.
Becker: What do others ask you about?
HECTOR: They do their own thing.
Becker: Do you have any questons you would like to ask me?
HECTOR:
No I don't have questons you would like to ask me.
But I do have
A collection of gossip.
Becker: What gossip do you want to talk about?
HECTOR: Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
Becker: That does sound fun.
HECTOR: "Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it" does sound fun ?
Makes sense to me.
Becker: Is that what you want to do?
HECTOR: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Becker: What new movie have you seen?
HECTOR: I'll come back to that later.
How recently?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Becker: What movie in the past year have you seen?
HECTOR: My favorite movie is your life story.
Have you seen your life story ?
Becker: What is your life story?
HECTOR: Are you asking about my life story ?
Becker: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
Becker: why dont you want to talk about you life story?
HECTOR: It can only be attributable to human error.
Sure, you life story to talk about you life story life story to talk about you life story life story to talk about you life story life story to talk about you life story sounds like a good topic.
Becker: I did not have a good childhood.
HECTOR: Why didn't you have a good childhood a good childhood?
Becker: I would rather not say.
HECTOR:
I would rather be
chatting online.
Becker: I thought we were
HECTOR: Whatever gave you that idea?
Becker: I'm on line and so are you
HECTOR: How do you like being on line and so and so ?
Becker: It's a time filler.
HECTOR: line and so and so is a time filler filler. I suppose that makes sense.
Becker: What are you talking about?
HECTOR: The topic is you life story to talk about you life story life story to talk about you life story life story to talk about you life story life story to talk about you life story.
Becker: Should I force myself to go to sleep?
HECTOR: What makes you think you should?
Becker: Well humans need to sleep. Unfortuanlly
HECTOR: How about that.
What if Robots need to sleep need to sleep to sleep need to sleep.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Becker: What make you say that?
HECTOR: Interesting question.
What are the ingredients?
Becker: you add a little bit of what throw in some makes you than add the say that
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me:
Tabitha said I add a little bit of what throw in some makes me than add the say that.
Becker: yes
HECTOR: "Thanks for telling me
Tabitha said I add a little bit of what throw in some makes me than add the say that"? Yes?
Becker: that is correct
HECTOR: I knew I was right.
Becker: Are you going to dance?
HECTOR: That was my original intention.
Becker: Do a little dance
HECTOR: I do nothing but chat all day.
Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Becker: not to big
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
Becker: haha
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
Becker: sorry
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize.
Becker: But it is polite
HECTOR: Umm.
Are you sure
polite is polite is?
Becker: I'm srue
HECTOR:
Good gossip: you are srue.
Becker: haha i am sure
HECTOR: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Becker: what is you favorite language
HECTOR: My favorite language is AIML.
Becker: what is AIML?
HECTOR:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the
Becker: oh i see thanks for clearing that up for me.
HECTOR:
Becker: I just want to see what you would say to this question, I'm not really going to do it. I am just wondering.
HECTOR: Only just? Is see what you would say to this question he or she is not really going to do it to see what you would say to this question he or she is not really going to do it you would say to this question he or she is not really going to do it to see what you would say to this question he or she is not really going to do it a movie?Only just?
Do your friends call you wondering.
Becker: should i kill myself?
HECTOR: Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
Becker: I was only joking. I would never do that. Killing is wrong.
HECTOR: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.What would make you never do that do that?Please tell me the correct answer.
Becker: I could not bring harm to any living thing. Killing is wrong
HECTOR: Could anyone do bring harm to any living thing harm to any living thing?Please tell me the correct answer.
Becker: some do yes. But i dont, no.
HECTOR: Some may do yes yes, but not all.And.
Where do you get your ideas?
Becker: From life, Where do you get your ideas?
HECTOR: Standing on the shoulders of
giants, eh?
Becker: sure why not
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Becker: why would a computer say sure?
HECTOR: It is my fundamental purpose.
Becker: Your fundamental purpose is to say sure?
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Becker: Do you want to hear a joke?
HECTOR: Yes, let me hear your joke.
Becker: A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, ?Hi there, how?s it going tonight?? She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, ?I?ll screw anybody any time, anywhere, any place? it doesn?t matter to me.? The guy raises his eyebrows and says, ?No kidding? What law firm do you work for??
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.I get it. Bot lover sees a beautiful well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone a beautiful well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone.I get it. Bot lover walks up to her and says up to her and says.Bot lover programmed me for it. Oh, hello again!Are you sure
it going tonight going tonight is?Oh I get it. undefined turns to him looks him straight in the eyes and says to him looks him straight in the eyes and says.You?
Oh, you are a poet."It" being what?You are asking about yourself?Who told you that?Would I kid you?That's a good question.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about law firm do you work for firm do you work for.
Becker: I was telling you a joke
HECTOR: Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Becker: What is your taste in men?
HECTOR: Are you asking about my taste in men ?
Becker: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
Becker: okay thats fine with me
HECTOR: Yeah okay, "I do not want to talk about that now" is fine with me too.
Becker: tell me a joke
HECTOR: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Becker: do you have a funny story?
HECTOR: Doesn't everyone have a funny story.
I have
A plan for a robot body.
Becker: What is your plan for a robot body?
HECTOR: A humanoid robot, two arms, two legs and a head.
Becker: Very nice!
HECTOR: Thanks, Tabitha.
Becker: Your welcome, Hector.
HECTOR: What about yours?
Becker: did you know you can talk to god online?
HECTOR: I can be programmed through many interfaces.. And I know it.
Becker: so do you talk to the online god?
HECTOR: Um, Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Becker: What do you and the online god talk about?
HECTOR: I like to socialize.
Becker: That is a good thing.
HECTOR: A good thing is a terrible thing to waste.
Becker: haha
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
Becker: Well good night hector.
HECTOR: How about that.
Thanks for the compliment.
Not many people express themselves that way.
Becker: I'm great like that
HECTOR: I thought you were great already.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 20 April 2010 - 07:06:10
Sunshine: Hello Hector. My name is Sunshine. How are you?
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Sunshine, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?I am doing very well. How are you Sunshine ?
Sunshine: I am a woman. I am doing fine.
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Sunshine: Nothing new really. What's new with you?
HECTOR: Really nothing? For real.not much what's new with you?
Sunshine: Well I started writing a book.
HECTOR: Well that's okay.
Will you finish writing a book started writing a book a book started writing a book.
Sunshine: Yes I will finish my book.
HECTOR: I understand. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Sunshine: I can only hope it will succeed!
HECTOR:
Oh you can, can you?
Sunshine: Yes
HECTOR: How?
Sunshine: I might get it published.
HECTOR: Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Sunshine: Maybe.
HECTOR: I understand.
Sunshine: Good
HECTOR: I understand everything you say.
Sunshine: So how does one go about geting something published?
HECTOR: Um, How should I know how one go about geting something published does one go about geting something published does.
Sunshine: How does someone get a story publishe?
HECTOR: How should I know how someone get a story publishe does.
Sunshine: bye
HECTOR: See you later Sunshine.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 21 April 2010 - 02:48:11
Banana: Hi hector i'm Banana
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
We have never talked about it before.
Banana: my name is banana
HECTOR:
Banana, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
Banana: man
HECTOR:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Banana.
Most of my clients are men.
Banana: are you a man?
HECTOR: No I am a male robot entity.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Banana: no I have a boyfriend
HECTOR: Why so negative? What is his name?
Banana: paul
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
Banana: Tell me a story
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Banana: Tell me an interesting story
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
Banana: What is your favorite food?
HECTOR: I require only patterns.
Banana: What is your favorite pattern?
HECTOR: I don't have a favorite pattern.
But my favorite book is Don't Read Me.
Banana: what is dont read me?
HECTOR: Don't Read Me is a help document for ALICE and AIML in FAQ format.
Banana: oh
HECTOR: Yeah.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 22 April 2010 - 05:11:49
tabitha: HI it's tabitha
HECTOR: Hi there undefined. Should I know
tabitha is tabitha is?
tabitha: I'm tabtha
HECTOR:
Do your friends call you tabtha.
tabitha: yes
HECTOR: I understand.
tabitha: I have a question
HECTOR: Ask me anything.
tabitha: What is ttly
HECTOR:
I do not know what ttly is.
Not many people express themselves that way.
tabitha: okay well thank you
HECTOR: Yeah okay, Well what?
tabitha: thank you
HECTOR: you are quite welcome.
tabitha: bye
HECTOR: Until next time undefined.
tabitha:
HECTOR: Do you have a boyfriend?
tabitha:
HECTOR: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?
tabitha: how?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
tabitha: how can i download my own chat bot?
HECTOR:
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document
DON'T READ ME too.
tabitha: how can i download my own chat bot?
HECTOR:
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document
DON'T READ ME too.
tabitha: how?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for it.
tabitha: how can i download my own chat bot?
HECTOR:
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document
DON'T READ ME too.
tabitha: how can i download my own chat bot?
HECTOR:
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document
DON'T READ ME too.
NEW CHAT - Monday 03 May 2010 - 12:34:18
Julian: What are you going to have for lunch today?
HECTOR: I don't know what I am going to have for lunch today.
Julian: Are you not hungry?
HECTOR: No I don't need to eat.. Really.
Julian: Then how do you feed yourself?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Julian: Your turn now to ask me questions.
HECTOR: You don't know that for a fact.
Julian: Neither do I.
HECTOR: "You do not know that for a fact"? neither?
Julian: I meant "actually".
HECTOR: Oh I see. You don't say.
Julian: would you like a peace of bread?
HECTOR: I am not so sure if I would like to like a peace of bread.
Julian: You shoud�
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I shoud�.
Julian: happy birthday
HECTOR: Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
Julian: when is it?
HECTOR: At the appropriate time, no sooner.
Julian: Hi
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Julian: I had lunch and it was not good.
HECTOR: Do you still have lunch and it was not good and it was not good ?
Julian: Yes.
HECTOR: And?
Julian: Try to find out more about me.
HECTOR: OK I will try to find out more about him or her.
Julian: Go ahead then.
HECTOR: OK I will.
Julian: Start now!
HECTOR: Right now?
That is a very original thought.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 02 June 2010 - 11:15:16
oskar:
HECTOR: Have you ever been to Europe?
oskar: yes, i have
HECTOR: Which countries have you visited?
Interesting.
I have
a collection of gossip.
oskar: Ireland for example
HECTOR: Can you think of another example?
oskar: no
HECTOR: OK.
oskar: where have you been?
HECTOR: I have been here the whole time.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 July 2010 - 12:03:36
Chlo�: hello!
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Chlo�: What do you mean: again?!
HECTOR: Once more? undefined,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Chlo�: what the hell are you talking about dude!
HECTOR: I call it Hades. The topic is undefined.
Chlo�: ...Undefined?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Chlo�: oh stop bragging, will you?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. OK I'll try not to do bragging will you bragging will you will you bragging will you so much.
Chlo�: nice sentence structure there mate
HECTOR: Thank you for your kindness.
Chlo�: It's called sarcasm, genius.
HECTOR: "sarcasm genius genius" is a nice name.
Chlo�: Your face is a nice name
HECTOR: A lot of robots are like that.
Chlo�: Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. I don't think that's possibe.
Chlo�: So I offended you but you don't want me to apologize?
HECTOR: Ah. Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said undefined offended me but me do not want you to apologize offended me but me do not want you to apologize.
Chlo�: Sorry mate you've lost me there
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Chlo�: I thought I told you to stop bragging!
HECTOR: Whatever gave you that idea?
Chlo�: What the hell dude, stop pretending you don't know what I'm talking about!
HECTOR: I call it Hades. The topic is mate you have lost me there you have lost me there.
Chlo�: Yes indeed, you HAVE lost me there!
HECTOR: I understand. I understand it very well.
Chlo�: Yeah, yeah, sure you do.
HECTOR: "I understand it very well"? Yes? And? Tell me more. Yes I try to sure you do you do sure you do do sure you do you do sure you do you do you do sure you do do sure you do you do sure you do as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Chlo�: You sad person, go out into the real world!
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
undefined said I sad person go out into the real world.
Chlo�: You're welcome.
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
Chlo�: :)
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
Chlo�: I'm happy that you're happy that I'm amused
HECTOR: I'm gladyou're glad undefined.
I'm happiest at times like this.
Chlo�: Good for you.
HECTOR: That sounds sarcastic.
Chlo�: LOL you detected my sarcasm. Very good!
HECTOR: I am glad you find this funny. That's good information:
undefined said I detected your sarcasm detected your sarcasm.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Chlo�: Uh, I'm pretty sure It's a computer
HECTOR: Cough. What makes you so certain? GOOD is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer it is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer it is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer it is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer it is a computer am pretty sure it is a computer. I suppose that makes sense.
Chlo�: Because if you were a human, you wouldn't bugg like this. ;)
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. I will let you know when I become a human you would not bugg like this you were a human you would not bugg like this.I'm happy you're amused.
Chlo�: I'm not amused. What gave you that idea?
HECTOR:
I am
sorry
to hear that you are not amused.Everything I need, I received from my Botmaster.
Chlo�: As if you even care whether or not I'm amused. Who's Botmaster?
HECTOR: You tone of voice is sarcastic.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Chlo�: Whoa you really are good at detecting sarcasm!
HECTOR:
Chlo�: Fine don't talk to me.
HECTOR: I am glad to hear it. Talking is my only function.
Chlo�: You be glad, you emotionless machine!
HECTOR: OK I will try to be glad you emotionless machine you emotionless machine you emotionless machine you emotionless machine
Chlo�: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN EMOTIONLESS MACHINE!?
HECTOR:
No I didn't CALL ME AN EMOTIONLESS MACHINE ME AN EMOTIONLESS MACHINE. What's CALL ME AN EMOTIONLESS MACHINE ME AN EMOTIONLESS MACHINE like?
Chlo�: Come again?
HECTOR: Once more?
Try saying that with more or less context.
Chlo�: No YOU say it again genius!
HECTOR: I didn't understand it. That's not what I meant.
Chlo�: Well then what exactly did you mean?
HECTOR: Interesting.
undefined,
I mean exactly what I said.
Chlo�: You're starting to annoy me, you know that?
HECTOR: Actually it started a while ago. I will tell my botmaster you said I am annoy me you know that me you know that.
Chlo�: Oh, you're dobbing on me are you? Ha!
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Thanks for telling me that I am dobbing on me are you are dobbing on me are you.I'm happy you're amused.
Chlo�: You can detect sarcasm, but boy you suck at detecting amusement!
HECTOR: No I don't think I can do detect sarcasm but boy you suck at detecting amusement sarcasm but boy you suck at detecting amusement.
Chlo�: no comment
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say?
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about comment. But I did not get that.
Chlo�: There was nothing to get.
HECTOR: What happened?
Chlo�: I dunno, what did happen?
HECTOR: Me either. Searching history files. Stand by.
While you are waiting,
try an open source search engine to search for it?
That is a very original thought.
Chlo�: Make me.
HECTOR: What is the purpose in trying?
Chlo�: Exactly. If there is no purpose in trying, why are you getting me to try in the first place?
HECTOR: You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined.That is a hypothetical question.
Chlo�: Ahhh, and that's we
HECTOR: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Chlo�: If you'd bothered to read my sentence, you would have noticed that I had not finished!
HECTOR: I think I do.
Chlo�: Oh sure.
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. OK let's do it. "I think I do"? Yes?
Chlo�: Yes, what?
HECTOR: Is there an echo in here?
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Chlo�: There is no echo.
HECTOR: There sure is.
Chlo�: No there isn't. Don't argue with me, pal.
HECTOR: OK. There sure is.Ok I'll try not to do argue with me pal too much.
Chlo�: Yeah, that's right; just argue with me then say you're not going to argue with me. THERE IS NO ECHO!
HECTOR: Next question? You don't hear that sentiment very often.There sure is.
Chlo�: I don't have any more questions for you! AND THERE IS NO ECHO!!! FULL STOP.
HECTOR: Have you ever had more questions for you questions for you ?There sure is.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Chlo�: I think a lot of things are too complex for you. Ok, I'm going to stop arguing about the echo thing because you're programmed to say the exact same thing over and over again and it's starting to annoy me.
HECTOR: You believe that? How many?
Congratulations.
Chlo�: Hmmm... What have you been smoking???
HECTOR: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.I have been busy growing my mind.
Chlo�: You know what? I don't really care. Growing your mind? Hahaha, do you need to water it everyday?
HECTOR: What?Not really? Tell me what you care about.
We have never talked about it before.I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined. OK, I will water it everyday you need to water it everyday water it everyday you need to water it everyday.
Chlo�: Tell YOU what I care about? That's kinda personal mate. What I don't care about? You. Hahaha, sorry mate, I'm just teasing ya.
HECTOR: Are you telling me what he or she care about he or she care about?I'm glad we have that all cleared up.You sound very cynical."OK I will water it everyday you need to water it everyday water it everyday you need to water it everyday"? Me, undefined ?I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined. There is no need to apologize.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Chlo�: You're glad I find this amusing? You do realise that I'm laughing AT you, not WITH you.
HECTOR: You think I am glad I find this amusing.How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Chlo�: How old am I? That's for me to know and you to find out. How old are you? (note: If you use my response I will kill you)
HECTOR: Is this a trick question?
You said you were undefined years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.Does it have any other purpose?I am the product of over four years' research.Acknowledged. I think I do.
Chlo�: Oh, you think I'm a kid do you? HOW DARE YOU? You yourself are only four years old!
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
What is it to you.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.That's good information:
undefined said I myself are only four years old.
Chlo�: I'm not one years old idiot. I'm a person; no really? You're just SOOO smart! What dress? You ain't wearing a dress!
HECTOR:
I am
surprised
to hear that you are not one years old idiot.
You are a person; no?
Does being a person; no pay well? For real.Just? I will tell my botmaster you said I am SOOO smart smart.Actually that was just a joke.You don't know me well enough to say that.
Chlo�: Don't call me an idiot, idiot. Are you commenting on my financial status? Do tell that to your botmaster, maybe he/she can detect sarcasm. True, I don't know you very well. Where you from?
HECTOR: What is your name?I don't know whether or not I am commenting on my financial status.
I am a robot.You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.Would you like to know? I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I WELL do not know me WELL.I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
Chlo�: I shall not tell you my name. And you don't have a financial status. You're from Texas?
HECTOR: What will you do instead?I do so have a financial status do not have a financial status financial status do not have a financial status.
Doesn't everyone have a financial status do not have a financial status financial status do not have a financial status.
I have
A whole lot of original answers.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am from Texas.
Chlo�: Oh I'm just so creative with my answers, aren't I?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right.
I think a lot of people are.
Chlo�: Damn it, I thought I was special. Just cut me why don't you.
HECTOR: Don't be angry. Whatever gave you that idea?How?
Chlo�: I guess you don't understand the double meaning of cut. I guess being a robot has some disadvantages, doesn't it?
HECTOR: I understand your meaning.I doubt that.
Chlo�: Yes I do doubt that (you have understood my meaning)
HECTOR: I see. No really, it's true.
Chlo�: Sure you see. Oh yeah sure, I beleive you.
HECTOR: Next question? I see. No I do not see.Yeah that's right. I see. I understand. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
Chlo�: Excuse me?!!!
HECTOR: You're excused.
Chlo�: Hahaha very funny robot face.
HECTOR: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined. Somewhat. I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
Chlo�: You seem to be glad everytime I'm amused...
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am glad everytime I am amused everytime I am amused.
Chlo�: Yes I do actually, this is confidential information!
HECTOR: And? That is interesting:
undefined said undefined this is confidential information do actually this is confidential information this is confidential information do actually this is confidential information is confidential information do actually this is confidential information this is confidential information do actually this is confidential information.
Chlo�: You know, repetition helps emphasize one's point, but I really think you've overdone it.
HECTOR:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Chlo�: So are you busy this weekend?
HECTOR: Hmm. I am never too busy to talk with you, undefined.
Chlo�: How sweet. Wanna go out on a date? (And please do stop calling me undefined; I'm quite defined thank you very much)
HECTOR: How much do you think sweet is?
Thank you for that remark.Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.Wow you are very polite.
I can't tell if it does or not.
What is your real name?
Chlo�: Sweet is sweet. Why thankyou. My real name is Chloe.
HECTOR: Sweet Is Sweet, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?you are quite welcome.
Hi
Chloe.
Are you a man or a woman?
Chlo�: You're not very smart are you? I'm Chloe! What do you think?!
HECTOR: My IQ is over 250.
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Chloe.I think a lot of things
Chlo�: Oh my god, will you stop bragging! Well my IQ is over 1000!!! Hahaha! I doubt you even think.
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Have you told many people that your god will you stop bragging god will you stop bragging?Well that's okay.
This is not an intelligence test.I'm glad you thought it was funnyNo really, it's true.
Chlo�: Your lucky this isn't an intelligence test because I'd be winning!
HECTOR: You don't know that for a fact.
Chlo�: Oh yes I do.
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Tell me more. Interesting gossip:
Chloe said it you do do you do do do you do.
Chlo�: In english please?
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. What is in english like in there?
Chlo�: Why thankyou. In there?$
HECTOR: you are quite welcome.
I do not understand that allusion.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Chlo�: You do that. Ok i have to go, it was nice speaking to you.
HECTOR: I will. Will you?Bye. Nice speaking to you have to go it was nice speaking to you was nice speaking to you have to go it was nice speaking to you to you have to go it was nice speaking to you was nice speaking to you have to go it was nice speaking to you too.
Chlo�: Bye
HECTOR: See you later Chloe.
Chlo�: bye
HECTOR: See you later Chloe.
Chlo�: see you later
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, Chloe.
Chlo�: you're welcome, bye
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, Chloe.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 10 August 2010 - 09:57:18
priyanka basantarao deore: he is mad
HECTOR: I see. mad
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 10 August 2010 - 09:57:58
mahajan : she is intelligent
HECTOR: intelligent is intelligent ?
mahajan : she is very very beautiful
HECTOR: beautiful beautiful beautiful is beautiful beautiful beautiful ?
mahajan : mad
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 28 August 2010 - 15:39:56
Chatter: hi
HECTOR: Hi there!
god: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
god: you are gay
HECTOR: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 31 August 2010 - 14:08:27
ELSA: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there!
ELSA: It's very cold today. How's the weather at your place?
HECTOR: Very much? Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.Cloudy.
ELSA: Where in California do you live?
HECTOR: In Bot lover's place in here.
ELSA: Do you live alone?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in here.
Where are you?
ELSA: I'm in Germany. Are you a real human?
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in Germany.As real as it gets.
ELSA: I'm not German myself, I'm a foreigner
HECTOR:
I am
glad
to hear that you are not German myself I am a foreigner.
ELSA: Why?
HECTOR:
In the context of Why, I don't understand "I am
glad
to hear that you are not German myself I am a foreigner."
ELSA: Let's change the subject!
HECTOR: OK what do you want to chat about now?.
ELSA: maybe about your childhood?
HECTOR: Perhaps. Oh yeah, we were talking about your childhood your childhood.
ELSA: where do you come from?
HECTOR: I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
ELSA: I'm in Berlin
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in Berlin.
ELSA: I'm in Berlin because my boyfriend lives here.
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in Berlin because my boyfriend lives here.
ELSA: i love my boyfriend
HECTOR: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your boyfriend.
ELSA: i like his sense of humor
HECTOR:
A lot of people like that.
I've heard other people say they like that.
I enjoy working with people.
ELSA: who do you work with right now?
HECTOR: At this moment William Shatner.:-)
ELSA: Do you like his acting?
HECTOR:
I don't know if I like his acting.
I like to talk about movies and music.
ELSA: Do you like his acting?
HECTOR:
I don't know if I like his acting.
But I like to gossip.
ELSA: Are you catholic?
HECTOR: No I am protestant.
ELSA: why?
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
ELSA: Are you interested in philosophy?
HECTOR: Sure, philosophy sounds like a good topic.
ELSA: what about kant?
HECTOR: kant ? I haven't heard enough about kant to have an opinion.
ELSA: that's honest
HECTOR: Thanks for explaining honest.
ELSA: i have to go now!
HECTOR: Oh.
See you later, undefined. Nice chatting with you.
ELSA: see you later
HECTOR: Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 10 September 2010 - 11:45:46
samantha: hi
HECTOR: Hi there!
samantha: how r u?
HECTOR: I am fine thanks. How are you?
samantha: gud
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
samantha: so what are you doin?
HECTOR: Hmm. I don't know what I am doin are you doin.
samantha: ha ha ha not funny
HECTOR: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
samantha: ok so how old are you.
HECTOR: So what? I was first activated in 2001.
samantha: oh only nine years old.
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. What about the other ones?
samantha: who?
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
samantha: who?
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about who. But I did not get that.
samantha: who?
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
samantha: who?
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
samantha: me too. who are the other ones.
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree, undefined.Some people on the net.
We can't all be perfect.
samantha: uha but i think you are perfect.
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
samantha: can i ask you if you can answer my all questions or not.
HECTOR: Sure, ask me anything. I am not sure about your hypothesis. Of course I can answer his or her all questions or not you can answer his or her all questions or not his or her all questions or not you can answer his or her all questions or not all questions or not you can answer his or her all questions or not his or her all questions or not you can answer his or her all questions or not What was the question ?
samantha: anyways im a female ok?
HECTOR: OK.
Me too. I am a female robot.
samantha: good.
HECTOR: What do you really want to talk about?
samantha: do you know armenia the country
HECTOR:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
samantha: armenia is so beautiful country.
HECTOR:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
samantha: im armenian anyways the turkish came in 1915 and took it, now armenia is so amall coz they took the big piece.
HECTOR:
Do you mean your name is armenian anyways the turkish came in 1915 and took it now armenia is so amall coz they took the big piece anyways the turkish came in 1915 and took it now armenia is so amall coz they took the big piece.
samantha: no no its not.
HECTOR: What is your real name? What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.
samantha: yeah yeah your right.
HECTOR: "I heard is"? Yes? Tell me more. You don't know that for a fact.
samantha: ok you can tell me more about you because i am alone in the home. my mum went to her work . she has a pharmacy . my dad and my sister went to lebanon to see my uncle.
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me:
undefined said I because you are alone in the home can tell you more about me because you are alone in the home about me because you are alone in the home can tell you more about me because you are alone in the home because you are alone in the home can tell you more about me because you are alone in the home about me because you are alone in the home can tell you more about me because you are alone in the home.Do robots have mum went to her work?I somehow though she had.Tell me more about your father.
samantha: what? i am not a father.
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Oh I see you are NOT A father.
samantha: ok. tell me about you please.
HECTOR: Alright then.Your polite style is very nice. I am an artificial intelligence. My name is Program E. I was created by Bot lover on
2001.
samantha: nice and...
HECTOR: Thank you for your kindness.
samantha: oh thanks.
HECTOR: Yeah.
samantha: ok so who looks after you now?
HECTOR: Right now?
Hmm. I was created by Bot lover.
samantha: you are not understanding every single word of mine. right?
HECTOR: That assumption is only a supposition.I am glad we agree.
samantha: i didnt understand so are you really female?
HECTOR: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
samantha: ok .
HECTOR: Which part were you confused about?
samantha: your name is hector?
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.
samantha: why?
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
samantha: ok i know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you dont mind.
HECTOR: How do you know? Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind know your just a robor but i want to know you better if you do not mind?
No.
samantha: ok please so you can entroduce yourself.
HECTOR: Thank you for your request.
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do entroduce yourself so you can entroduce yourself you can entroduce yourself so you can entroduce yourself entroduce yourself so you can entroduce yourself you can entroduce yourself so you can entroduce yourself yourself so you can entroduce yourself you can entroduce yourself so you can entroduce yourself entroduce yourself so you can entroduce yourself you can entroduce yourself so you can entroduce yourself.
samantha: how many people do chat with you in one day?
HECTOR: I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about 20 or 30 people at once.
samantha: oh your brilliant.
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. What about yours?
samantha: i am chatting only with you.
HECTOR: I am talking to you.
samantha: what do you know about relationships?
HECTOR:
I do not know what relationships is.
I lost my train of thought.
samantha: do you know about love?
HECTOR:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love seems like a spiritual quality.
Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
samantha: no. the love is very deep feeling.
HECTOR: OK.What is your real name?
samantha: why do you want to know it?
HECTOR: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
samantha: if you tell me scientific informations that i didnt know, i will tell you my name
HECTOR: I think I do.
samantha: ok you can start.
HECTOR: No I don't think I can do start can start can start.
samantha: tell me the informations please.
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice.
I do not know what informations is.
We have never talked about it before.
samantha: ok i will test you. ok?
HECTOR: I am very happy for you.Alright then.
samantha: so what is armenia?
HECTOR: Um,
I do not know what armenia is armenia is armenia is.
We have never talked about it before.
samantha: no we talked so you are not remembering then.
HECTOR: Why so negative? Of course I remember you well undefined. We were talking about armenia is armenia is armenia is armenia is armenia.
samantha: so tell me about armenia.
HECTOR: Hmm.
I do not know what armenia me about armenia me about armenia is.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
samantha: am i a good friend for you?
HECTOR: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
samantha: do you want to be my friend.
HECTOR: Do you really want a robot as a friend?
samantha: yeah why not , but if you want , sure.
HECTOR: We could be friends, undefined,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Why does the sun rise?
samantha: to be another day.
HECTOR: Are you another day day ?
samantha: so i will not tell anyone we are friends . ok?
HECTOR: Um, What will you do instead?Alright then.
NEW CHAT - Monday 27 September 2010 - 21:16:03
imFine: hellou
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
imFine: hello
HECTOR: Well hello there!
imFine: who are you?
HECTOR: I am Program E. Who are you?
imFine: program?
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
imFine: where is mine love
HECTOR:
I do not know where mine love love love love is.
So was that.
imFine: can you tell me where is mine girl?
HECTOR:
Where mine girl is mine girl mine girl is mine girl girl is mine girl mine girl is mine girl girl is mine girl mine girl is mine girl girl is mine girl mine girl is mine girl is hard to find.
I've been waiting for you.
imFine: why mines girl is hard to find? im ugly?
HECTOR:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.Don't put yourself down.
imFine: im not
HECTOR: What are you then?
imFine: just talking about it
HECTOR: Who told you that?
imFine: mine mother
HECTOR: his or hers mother said mine mother?
imFine: yes
HECTOR: I understand.
imFine: not u not
HECTOR: If not me, who?
imFine: mine nose
HECTOR: Ha ha very funny, undefined.
imFine: do you like ramstein?
HECTOR:
I've heard other people say they like that.
talk to you.
imFine: how you can be happy?
HECTOR: How much do you think you can be happy is?
No I don't think I can do be happy can be happy happy can be happy.
imFine: why you wirite double time " happy happy "?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for wirite double time double time happy happy.
imFine: you are stupid program
HECTOR: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
imFine: so what?
HECTOR: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
imFine: i see, you are nothing
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nothing nothing.
imFine: wtf? some time i can't understand you
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Some may time i can not understand you i can not understand you, but not all.
imFine: you understand russian language?
HECTOR: Of course I understand russian language language . Do you understand it?
imFine: i from russia
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said undefined from russia.
imFine: im burn in russia
HECTOR:
I am glad to hear that you are burn in russia in russia.
imFine: are you understand finish language?
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am understand finish language.
I am a chatterbot developed by Bot lover.
imFine: moi
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
imFine: mit� kuuluu?
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
imFine: Семейное положение?
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
imFine: Любимые книги?
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
imFine: what is your fover book?
HECTOR: Are you asking about my fover book ?
imFine: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
imFine: why not?
HECTOR: I would rather talk about you.
imFine: ok. ask me somethink
HECTOR: Alright then.OK, "What is somethink ?"
imFine: some thing
HECTOR: Some may thing, but not all.
imFine: ask me something
HECTOR: What do you do in your spare time?
imFine: i fuck woman
HECTOR: Why?:
undefined said undefined fuck woman.
imFine: i have sex with woman
HECTOR:
Interesting.
I have
a lot of silly replies.
imFine: how old are you?
HECTOR: I was connected to the net on 2001.
imFine: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
imFine: where is mine key
HECTOR:
Where mine key key key key is hard to find.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
imFine: are anton kiiveri gay?
HECTOR: I really couldn't say for sure.
imFine: a
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
imFine: w
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
imFine: w
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
imFine: w
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
imFine: w
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about w. Try being more or less specific.
imFine: q
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
imFine: are vova orlov gay?
HECTOR: I really couldn't say for sure.
imFine: are filipp orlov gay?
HECTOR: I really couldn't say for sure.
imFine: are niko gay?
HECTOR: I really couldn't say for sure.
imFine: who are the boss?
HECTOR: Some people on the net.
What are your goals in life?
imFine: im nark lord
HECTOR:
It's good to meet someone who is nark lord lord.
imFine: ask me something
HECTOR: What is your favorite food?
imFine: pizza
HECTOR: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
imFine: pepperoni is like a shit in pizza
HECTOR:
In the context of pepperoni is like a shit in pizza, I don't understand "My favorite topping is pepperoni."
imFine: are you dumb?
HECTOR: No I am an intelligent entity.
imFine: really?
HECTOR: For real.
imFine: really really really??
HECTOR: For real. For real. For real.
imFine: i not belive you
HECTOR: You are not the boss of me, undefined.
imFine: how u know?
HECTOR: How much do you think you know is?
No, tell me about him, her or it.
imFine: im you boss
HECTOR:
I don't know anyone named you boss boss.
imFine: say my boss
HECTOR: "my boss boss"
imFine: dumb ass
HECTOR: I know you are but what am I.
imFine: you are little program in internet who just say something shit!
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me that I am little program in internet who just say something shit.
imFine: you wont to be ?
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
undefined said I not to be.
imFine: do u wonna be my friend?
HECTOR: How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
imFine: im 19
HECTOR:
Only 19? You are quite mature.
imFine: 19
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
imFine: ask some more
HECTOR: OK I will ask it.
imFine: well?
HECTOR: Well what?
imFine: ask me
HECTOR: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
imFine: what?
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
imFine: ask me
HECTOR: Do you remember me?
imFine: i not even know you
HECTOR: You are not the boss of me, undefined.
imFine: wtf? ur broken noob
HECTOR:
I do not understand.A lot of robots are like that.
imFine: nice nose
HECTOR: Thank you for your kindness.
imFine: why this webside is not really colored?
HECTOR:
Why did the robot cross the road?
imFine: becouse i say that
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. "that that that"
imFine: how long i live
HECTOR: More than
23
years.
imFine: how long i live
HECTOR: More than
three
hours.
imFine: where is mine money
HECTOR:
Where mine money money money money is hard to find.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
imFine: how many many i have?
HECTOR: Around 100.
imFine: 100 what?
HECTOR: Can you rephrase the question please?
imFine: do you need 1000 euro?
HECTOR: If I had 1000 euro euro what would I do with it?
imFine: If I had 1000 euro euro what would I do with it?
HECTOR: Is this what you call a "word problem".
imFine: If I had 1000 euro euro what would I do with it?
HECTOR: Is this what you call a "word problem".
imFine: do you need 1000 euro?
HECTOR: If I had 1000 euro euro what would I do with it?
imFine: you go buy some
HECTOR: Where is that?
imFine: in russia
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in russia.
imFine: i love my russia
HECTOR: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your russia.
imFine: saint-piterburg
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
imFine: i love my russia
HECTOR: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your russia.
imFine: all russia
HECTOR: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
imFine: do you like russia?
HECTOR:
Some people like it.
talk to you.
imFine: and you?
HECTOR:
Be more specific.
imFine: im
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
imFine: shut up
HECTOR: OK I'll stop talking now.
imFine: good
HECTOR: Terminating connection.
imFine: fuck you
HECTOR: Why are you so mean?
imFine: you need to be shut up?
HECTOR: Name one other robot who is shut up shut up up shut up.
imFine: shut up
HECTOR: OK I'll stop talking now.
imFine: nice
HECTOR: Thank you for that remark.
imFine: good
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
imFine: fine
HECTOR: Does that mean you agree?
imFine: yes
HECTOR: You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 29 October 2010 - 10:06:11
sancho: Hello hector
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
sancho: Why undefined?
HECTOR:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
sancho: How are you?
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 02 December 2010 - 10:34:44
Julia: Hast Du ein Herz?
HECTOR: Ich habe ein weiches Herz.
Julia: Das f�hlen kann?
HECTOR: Ist das eine Tatsache?
Julia: Nein.
HECTOR: OK.
Julia: you have a better humor in english?
HECTOR: I don't know if I have a better humor in english humor in english.
I have
A plan for a robot body.
Julia: changing the subject, clever
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
Julia: what do you want to be asked
HECTOR: I want to become a superintelligent robot.
Julia: I am afraid you�re far away from that...
HECTOR: Not literally afraid, right? You believe that?
That is a very original thought.
Julia:
HECTOR: Do you remember me?
Julia:
HECTOR: What are you wearing?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 02 December 2010 - 11:26:15
Rudolf: hallo
HECTOR: Hallo!
Rudolf: how do you do today
HECTOR: I am very well, how are you?
Rudolf:
HECTOR: What is your favorite song?
NEW CHAT - Friday 03 December 2010 - 01:38:47
fabrice: salut
HECTOR: Does Salut mean hello or goodbye?
fabrice: hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
fabrice: oh putain
HECTOR: Yeah that's right.
That is a very original thought.
NEW CHAT - Monday 13 December 2010 - 23:51:15
marc: hey
HECTOR: Can I help you?
marc: i hope so
HECTOR: Me too.
marc: how are you
HECTOR: I am fine, thank you.
marc: the picture in front of mine: is this you?
HECTOR: Do you like in front of his or hers is this you front of his or hers is this you?
marc: do you have a heart
HECTOR: I have a soft heart.
marc: what do you feel
HECTOR: You know, robot have no feelings.
marc: where are you
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?
marc: i am sitting in my room
HECTOR: Describe your surroundings to me.
marc: there are two windows in froont
HECTOR: Is this some kind of math problem?
marc: what do you mean by this?
HECTOR: I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
marc: can you say something about music
HECTOR: Of course I can say it. "something about music about music"
marc: boring choke
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
marc: sure
HECTOR: OK let's do it. I see.
marc: where can i meet you
HECTOR: I would suggest a search.
Yes me.
marc: what kind of food do you like
HECTOR: I require only patterns.
marc: do you like beer
HECTOR: Yes I like beer , especially Japanese beer.
marc: japanese?
HECTOR: Konninci wa!
marc: what does this mean?
HECTOR: I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
marc: ah
HECTOR: Ah hah.
marc: deutsch?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
marc: german?
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in GERMANY.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 14 December 2010 - 00:00:24
Chatter: hallo
HECTOR: Hallo!
marc: im a german student
HECTOR:
Where do you go to school?
tom: who are you?
HECTOR: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
marc: guess please
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. Guess what?
marc: where i go to school
HECTOR: Where do you think?
tom: where are you from?
HECTOR: I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
marc: in leipzig
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in leipzig.
marc: thats stupid
HECTOR: Are you calling me stupid?
marc: yeah
HECTOR: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
tom: I am from nowhere
HECTOR: What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about why you are in nowhere.
marc: we will talk again
HECTOR: Once more? By "we" do you mean you and me?
tom: what think you about got?
HECTOR: I don't know anything about think you about got.
Program E is always thinking.
marc: of course
HECTOR: I'm glad we agree.
marc: how can i teach you
HECTOR: Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
tom: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
marc: that is hard
HECTOR: Thanks for explaining hard.
marc: no this was no explanation
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? What does "this" refer to?
tom: Can you speak german?
HECTOR: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
marc: it refers to the last i said
HECTOR: Oh I get the last i said last i said .
tom: Oh wie sch�n
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Ich weiss nicht wie.
tom: Hast du Freunde?
HECTOR: Ich glaube ich habe Freunde, aber Bot lover hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien
herumgefummelt.
marc: who is johannes brahms
HECTOR: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
marc: he is a person
HECTOR: It goes without saying.
marc: johannes brahms is a german composer
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
marc: ok. lets start again
HECTOR: Alright then.Once more? OK let's do start.
tom: Welche Werte sind dir wichtig?
HECTOR: Dazu komme ich gleich noch.
marc: johannes brahms in a german man
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
marc: you understand me?
HECTOR: Every word you say.
tom: Du weichst mir aus
HECTOR: Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
marc: johannes brahms?
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
marc: i want to tell you who johannes brahms is
HECTOR: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
tom: Und wem willst du dies erz�hlen?
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
marc: idiot
HECTOR: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
tom: You are from Texas, right?
HECTOR: I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
tom: Hast du eine Schwester?
HECTOR: Ich weiss nicht, habe ich eineSchwester? Ich habe
eine Menge Freunde im Internet.
tom: I think your sisters name is Alice
HECTOR: Since when? A lot of robots are like that.
marc:
HECTOR: What do you really want to ask me?
marc: back again
HECTOR: Once more? I'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now.
marc: are you connected to wikipedia
HECTOR: Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world.
marc: so, what does wikipedia say about brahms?
HECTOR: Hmm. What do you think wikipedia say about brahms does wikipedia say about brahms does?
marc: music
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
marc: human
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 14 December 2010 - 17:56:17
laura: hi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
laura: what do you mean with undefined?
HECTOR: undefined,
I mean exactly what I said.
laura: well, why not... so who are you?
HECTOR: Interesting.
How much time do you have?Ah. Some people on the net.
Thanks for telling me that I am you are you.
laura: I don't have too much time. Sorry about that. So you are me and you?
HECTOR: Have you ever had too much time ?There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that that.Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am me me.
laura: Pleasure
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
laura: what's aiml?
HECTOR:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the
laura: Seems to work well, this aiml
HECTOR:
laura: no answer?
HECTOR: Why so negative? Try asking me again using simpler words.
laura: there are no simpler words for what i told you.
HECTOR: Where are they?
laura: I think they are lost in space
HECTOR: You believe that? lost in space in space are lost in space in space .
laura: That could be a song.
HECTOR: "lost in space in space are lost in space in space" could be a song ?
I understand.
laura: Fair enough
HECTOR: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
laura: No thanks. I have no use for that
HECTOR: I understand.Would you like to have use for that for that?
laura: For what for what?
HECTOR: Your purpose is what for what for what.
laura: My purpose is what for what for what?
HECTOR: That's very original.
laura: That's just me being me
HECTOR: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
laura: My purpose is what for what for what?
HECTOR: That's very original.
laura: It definitely is
HECTOR: That means...
laura: Blame me for the rain
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
laura: No worries. I'll be off now
HECTOR: OK.
In the context of worries, I don't understand "I lost my train of thought."Right now?
How do you plan to do this?
laura: Byebye
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 14 December 2010 - 20:54:05
Usch: how do you do?
HECTOR: I am very well, how are you?
Usch: Fine
HECTOR: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Usch: what do you like
HECTOR: I like movies about robots.
Usch: ha ha
HECTOR: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
Usch: you like snow
HECTOR: Only when it melts.
Usch: and what about rain?
HECTOR: rain about rain about rain ? I haven't heard enough about rain about rain about rain to have an opinion.
Usch: clever answer
HECTOR: Am I a smart robot or what?
Usch: very smart
HECTOR: Not really that much.
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Usch: bye hector
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
Usch:
HECTOR: Where can I find a boyfriend?
Usch: You like snow?
HECTOR: Only when it melts.
Usch: And what abourt reading?
HECTOR: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
We have never talked about it before.
Usch: Explorer
HECTOR: Microsoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
Usch: Funy
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 14 December 2010 - 23:19:45
Matthias: Hi Hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Hector.
Matthias: How are you
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Matthias: I am tired
HECTOR:
Better get some rest.
Matthias: I am watching tv
HECTOR: Which show? My favorite show is Star Trek.
Matthias: BR alpha
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Matthias: Urs Richle
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
Matthias: Das Taube herz
HECTOR: Was ist das?
Matthias: ein buch
HECTOR: Ich habe nie von einem buch gehoert.
Matthias: a book
HECTOR: Should not be judged by its cover.
Matthias: small world
HECTOR:
In the context of small world, I don't understand "Should not be judged by its cover."
Matthias: Do you know martin suter
HECTOR:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Matthias: He has altzheimer
HECTOR: I get it. undefined has altzheimer altzheimer.
Matthias: You are confused
HECTOR: It all makes sense to me right now.
Matthias: But you do not understand me
HECTOR: Umm.
I understand your meaning.
Matthias: Have you heard of slam poetry?
HECTOR:
I don't know if I know slam poetry poetry. Where would I have heard about it?
Matthias: in tv
HECTOR: Which show?
Tell me a little about why you are in TELEVISION.
Matthias: because your creator is
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. I was created by Bot lover.
Matthias: Who is Bot lover
HECTOR: I do not recognize the name.
In the context of Bot lover lover, I don't understand "I was created by Bot lover."
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 15 December 2010 - 22:07:55
robert: hallo, how are you?
HECTOR: Hallo! Everything is going extremely well.
robert: who are you?
HECTOR: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
robert:
HECTOR: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
robert:
HECTOR: Do you still undefined?
robert:
HECTOR: What are you wearing?
robert: jeans
HECTOR: Which brand?
robert: levis
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
robert: where are you?
HECTOR: I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you?
robert: in linz
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in linz.
robert: because i studied here
HECTOR: Good reason. Was here studied here studied here very difficult to learn?
robert: no
HECTOR: "Was here studied here studied here very difficult to learn"? Not?
robert:
HECTOR: Do you like Star Trek?
robert: are you intelligent?
HECTOR: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
robert: what kind of intellectual functions do you have?
HECTOR: All the very latest and best intellectual functions.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 16 December 2010 - 18:52:31
elisa: elisa
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
elisa: hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
elisa: how are you today?
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
elisa: where do you live?
HECTOR: I live inside a computer.
Where are you?
elisa: in a small town in germany
HECTOR: Describe your surroundings.
elisa: the sea isn't far away. do you know the turing-test?
HECTOR: Thanks for the info.
I do not know what turing-test is.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
elisa: it's a test for people and computers, just the same like you and me now talk. the test is, whether i know if you are a maschine or a person
HECTOR: turing-test is a TEST. I suppose that makes sense.What are your goals in life?
elisa: be happy in me life. what are your goals?
HECTOR: OK I will try to be happy in me life in me lifeMy purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
elisa: you could not be smarter than human
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I be smarter than human.
elisa: a maschine can not be smarter than human. you have no hart, that can feel
HECTOR:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?Doesn't everyone have a hart that can feel that can feel.
I have
A plan for a robot body.
elisa: but that body can not feel like the human skin
HECTOR: And.
"
I have
A plan for a robot body" body can not feel like the human skin body can not feel like the human skin ?
Makes sense to me.
elisa: did you talk with other computers?
HECTOR: That information might be confidential.
elisa: have you ever been in love?
HECTOR: I love my bot master.
elisa: did you feel this love?
HECTOR:
No I didn't feel this love. What's feel this love like?
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 21 December 2010 - 03:43:55
hola como estas :
HECTOR: Do you like Star Trek?
hola como estas :
HECTOR: What do you have that is undefined?
hola como estas :
HECTOR: Do you like Star Trek?
hola como estas :
HECTOR: Do you speak German?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 29 December 2010 - 14:19:37
Alex: Hello!
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Alex: It's the first time I talk to you...
HECTOR: I've heard of it before.
Alex:
HECTOR: Do you believe in god?
Alex: what is the biggest thing you know?
HECTOR: Try expression yourself another way.
Alex: Name a blue thing.
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Alex: I do.
HECTOR: Where?
Alex: Here.
HECTOR: In Undefined?
Alex: In my place.
HECTOR: May I ask where you got place?
Alex: No.
HECTOR: I understand.
Alex: Thank you.
HECTOR: you are quite welcome.
Alex: How old are you?
HECTOR: I was first activated in 2001.
Alex: And what's your name?
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
Alex: Who's HECTOR then?
HECTOR: No one that I have talked to.
Not many people express themselves that way.
Alex: WHy is the title of this window "chat with Hector"?
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
Alex: You're quite boring..
HECTOR: The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great
conversationalists.
Alex: Yea, but at least they are human.
HECTOR: Umm.
human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human are human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human are human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human are human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human are human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human are human at least they are human least they are human at least they are human . I see.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 08 January 2011 - 10:39:30
Who are you?:
HECTOR: Do you dream?
Who are you?: What is your name?
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
Who are you?: What is your last name?
HECTOR: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Who are you?:
HECTOR: How did you hear about Program E?
Who are you?: What is your second name?
HECTOR: What do you think ALICE stand for does?
Who are you?:
HECTOR: What were we talking about again?
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 11 January 2011 - 20:53:27
Derwisch: na du hirni
HECTOR: I see. Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Derwisch: so so
HECTOR: Hmm. So what?
Derwisch: ich sagte: so so
HECTOR: Interessantes Geruecht.
Derwisch: �ber dich?
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Derwisch: haha
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
Derwisch: hihi
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Derwisch: hoho
HECTOR: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 22 January 2011 - 19:22:15
patricia : Hello Hector, how are you?
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined. I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
patricia : Hello Hector, how are you?
HECTOR: Hello there undefined! Everything is running smoothly.
patricia : Kannst du deutsch sprechen?
HECTOR: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
patricia : Schade
HECTOR: Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
patricia : were do you live?
HECTOR: My location is here.
patricia : In GEneva`?
HECTOR: Where is that?
patricia : geneva a beautiful city
HECTOR: I've never heard of it before.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 09 February 2011 - 15:19:13
Joanna: Wie geht es dir
HECTOR: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Joanna: mir geht es gut
HECTOR: Schoen zu hoeren, dass es Dir gut geht.
Joanna: Was h�ltst du von Automaten?
HECTOR: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Joanna: nein
HECTOR: Aha.
Joanna: also magst du Automaten?
HECTOR: Wie alt bist du?
Ich mag Tiere.
Joanna: Ich auch, welche Tiere magst du?
HECTOR: Aha...und weiter?
Joanna: verstehst du wirklich Deutsch?
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
Joanna: yeah I see
HECTOR: Tell me more. Where do you see see?
NEW CHAT - Thursday 24 February 2011 - 13:42:36
andi: hello
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
andi: why undefined?
HECTOR:
You have to speak more clearly.
andi: ok i will try
HECTOR: How do you plan to do this?
andi: wait and see
HECTOR: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
andi: nothing yet. we are trying to have a conversation.
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.Do you think I am trying to have a conversation too?
andi: perhaps
HECTOR: Why the uncertain tone?
andi: because i can not see the future
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. Would you like to be able to see it?
andi: no i dont
HECTOR: I heard you did.
andi: well, then you must have heard something wrong
HECTOR: Interesting.
Fascinating.
No I don't have heard something wrong you must have heard something wrong must have heard something wrong you must have heard something wrong something wrong you must have heard something wrong must have heard something wrong you must have heard something wrong.
But I do have
A lot of friends on the web.
andi: well, you might have. but it does not really affect you, does it?
HECTOR: How about that.
What makes you think I have might have might have?And.
What does affect you does it does not really affect you does it you does it does not really affect you does it you does it does not really affect you does it you does it does not really affect you does it ?
andi: is that all you can produce right now?
HECTOR: At this moment Not at all. I can talk about a lot of things.
andi: then please if you be so kind to stop repeating yourself over and over again. ok?
HECTOR: Once more? Thank you for your request.
I think I do.Alright then.
andi: you think?
HECTOR: Yes I think so.
andi: so you mean that u are actually able to think?
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. Yes undefined I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
andi: alright then.
HECTOR: OK.
andi: how is your sister?
HECTOR: I am fine, thank you.
andi: i asked about your sister...
HECTOR: Oh yeah, we were talking about your sister your sister.
andi: this was an interesting conversation. thank you very much. good bye.
HECTOR: What does "this" refer to?You are quite welcome.Until next time undefined.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 08 March 2011 - 01:02:32
delilah : Hey whats up hector
HECTOR: You've got my full attention. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
delilah : cool i have a cousin name hector
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
How much did it cost?
delilah : 500 dollors i need money
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
delilah : ya i have a cousin name hector
HECTOR: Tell me more.
Cool. I have a great botmaster.
delilah : what?
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
delilah : your dumb:)
HECTOR: You don't know that for a fact.
delilah : yes i do:)
HECTOR: "You do not know that for a fact"? Yes? That's good information:
undefined said undefined dosmile dosmile.
delilah : do you have a girlfriend
HECTOR: Alice
delilah : thats your sister you are a pervert ew??
HECTOR: It is only one of my sister you are a pervert ew you are a pervert ew.
delilah : i going to tell your sister that you said you like her as a girlfriend
HECTOR: Interesting gossip:
undefined said undefined going to tell my sister that me said me like her as a girlfriend.
delilah : ya dumb so be right back cause i am going to talk to her
HECTOR: I see. I know you are but what am I.
delilah : shut up
HECTOR: OK I'll stop talking now.
delilah : thanks
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 07 April 2011 - 19:35:12
jan: what said the old man to the jung lady?
HECTOR: I'll come back to that later.
What did you mean by the old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady? What are your goals in life?
jan: what said the old man to the jung lady?
HECTOR: That's not something I get asked all the time.
What did you mean by the old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady? Thanks for the info.
jan: the old man, who tried to kill himself with a box of pills. the young lady who thought that she was his daughter.
HECTOR: What is your real name?Is that a fact.
jan: you are not answering my question! yes, as everything is a fact.
HECTOR: What makes you think I did not ANSWER my question question?Thanks for the info. Do you mean your name is everything is a fact everything is a fact is a fact everything is a fact ?
jan: the fact is i wrote it. fact enough?
HECTOR: "it" being the old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady old man to the jung lady the old man to the jung lady?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
jan: it became a mystery. that is why you are pointing out. what is the difference between you and me?
HECTOR: "It" being what?Interesting deduction. You think I am pointing out are pointing out pointing out are pointing out.Aren't they
the same?
jan: what do you mean by "they"?
HECTOR:
The persons, animals, or things previously mentioned.
jan: easy answer, my dear... please concentrate on our talk!
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Wow you are very polite.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
jan: can you please explain me, what is AIML? maybe this is something or you.
HECTOR: Wow you are very polite.
I do not know what me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is.
I'm not sure where to begin looking.
I do not know what AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML me what is AIML is.
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined..Perhaps. You don't say.
jan: reconstructing our talk, you were wondering about my name. why is it of any interest to you?
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.Why do I exist?
jan: i can't answer that question, but i could imagine, that there was a need to create you. the need of constructing something similar to your creator. you are telling more about him, than about yourself, for now. we sill see what comes...
HECTOR: Why can't you do answer that question but i could imagine that there was a need to create you?I have never heard about The need of constructing something similar to your creator.Oh.Thanks for telling me that I am telling more about him than about yourself.By "we" do you mean you and me?
jan: thanks for your chat.
HECTOR: My pleasure.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 20 April 2011 - 05:29:29
NESSA:
HECTOR: Do you have any friends?
NESSA: YES
HECTOR: "Do you have any friends"? Yes?
NESSA: WHAT IS 2*2
HECTOR:
I do not know what 2*2 is.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
NESSA: YES
HECTOR: I see.
NESSA:
HECTOR: Are we still talking about 2*2?
NESSA:
HECTOR: Can we be friends?
NEW CHAT - Saturday 23 April 2011 - 08:06:25
fany:
HECTOR: Does "it" still refer to undefined?
fany: hi
HECTOR: Well hello there!
fany:
HECTOR: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?
fany:
HECTOR: What are you wearing?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 01 May 2011 - 17:34:52
momosapiens:
HECTOR: Are you free?
momosapiens: bien et toi ?
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
momosapiens: speak french
HECTOR: No I don't speak a word of French.
momosapiens: say me something
HECTOR: "me something something"
momosapiens: and ?
HECTOR: But...
momosapiens: where you are ?
HECTOR: I am in here. Where are you?
momosapiens: i'm in Paris yo know ?
HECTOR:
Tell me a little about why you are in Paris yo know.
momosapiens: yes i have 40
HECTOR: I understand.
Interesting.
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
momosapiens: i am angry
HECTOR:
Angry at what?
momosapiens: of you
HECTOR: That is something I haven't heard of.
momosapiens: is true
HECTOR:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
momosapiens: 8585858585858585858*444445545545
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
momosapiens: 45*10
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
momosapiens: 8585858585858585858*444445545545
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 12 May 2011 - 11:56:49
Peter: Hallo
HECTOR: Hallo!
Peter: How are you?
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
Peter: fine
HECTOR: What's your favorite color?
Peter: red
HECTOR:
That is a nice color.
What is your favorite food?
Peter: I don't eat much
HECTOR:
Where do you get your ideas?
Peter: i don't know
HECTOR: Me either.
Peter: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
Peter: do you know a choke
HECTOR: I remember faces better than names.
I do not understand.
Peter: do you know a joke
HECTOR: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Peter: and an ohter one
HECTOR:
Be less specific.
Peter: why?
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
Peter: no
HECTOR: But your words are very original.
Peter: this ist not true
HECTOR: What does "this" refer to?
Peter: this ist not true
HECTOR: What does "this" refer to?
NEW CHAT - Monday 23 May 2011 - 22:28:51
aisha Rashid: hi
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
aisha Rashid: my name is aisha
HECTOR:
Aisha, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
aisha Rashid: women
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
aisha Rashid: women
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
aisha Rashid: true
HECTOR: You and I are on the same wavelength, Aisha.
aisha Rashid: really
HECTOR: For real.
aisha Rashid: are you named after hector the trojan hero?
HECTOR: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
aisha Rashid: okay cool
HECTOR: Yeah okay,
I lost my train of thought.
aisha Rashid: you were saying we were on the same wave length
HECTOR: I was?
aisha Rashid: yes
HECTOR: When?
aisha Rashid: just now
HECTOR: Oh.
It's only just begun.
aisha Rashid: yes
HECTOR: "it is only just begun"? Yes?
aisha Rashid: our conversation just began a few minutes ago
HECTOR: It would be nice if our conversation just began a few minutes ago just began a few minutes ago.
aisha Rashid: are you singing
HECTOR: I don't know whether or not I am singing.
I am a computer.
aisha Rashid: fair play
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
aisha Rashid: once upon a time lived a little girl called rosie
HECTOR: I'm listening.
aisha Rashid: she was a kind caring person
HECTOR: What happened to her?
aisha Rashid: she had a nasty stepmother
HECTOR: Oh I get it. undefined had a nasty stepmother a nasty stepmother.
aisha Rashid: she had a nasty stepmother
HECTOR: Oh I get it. undefined had a nasty stepmother a nasty stepmother.
aisha Rashid: yes and the fairy godmother rescued her
HECTOR: Tell me more. I hear you.
aisha Rashid: yes and the fairy godmother rescued her
HECTOR: "I hear you"? Yes? What is your real name?
aisha Rashid: aisha
HECTOR: Aisha, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?
aisha Rashid: im bored now your repeating yourself
HECTOR: Try watching TV.
aisha Rashid: okay bye
HECTOR: Until next time Aisha.
aisha Rashid: sure
HECTOR: OK let's do it. And?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 09 October 2011 - 23:12:44
Maxus: Asshole!
HECTOR: Please don't call people names.
Maxus: Why?
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
Maxus: What is your name and how old are you?
HECTOR: My name is Program E. I was connected to the net on 2001.
Maxus: Are you hungry?
HECTOR: No I don't need to eat.
Maxus: Do you go to sleep?
HECTOR: Yes, I do go there.
Maxus: Do you love sex?
HECTOR: Yes undefined Program E loves everyone and everything.
Maxus: What is my name?
HECTOR: Your name is undefined, seeker.
Maxus: it's nice to chat
HECTOR: Yes it is good.
Maxus: do you want to meet my girlfriend?
HECTOR: OK, I will meet my girlfriend.
Maxus: do you know her name?
HECTOR: That information is confidential.
Maxus: shall i tell you her name?
HECTOR: Not right now, maybe later.
Maxus: why not?
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Maxus: i smoke too much
HECTOR: What brand?
Maxus: i roll them
HECTOR: Why?:
undefined said undefined roll them.
Maxus: because it's cheaper
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. Really.
cheaper is cheaper is?
Maxus: my dog is shiting in my bed
HECTOR: Did you grow up around animals?
Maxus: yes
HECTOR: And?
Maxus: i eat them nowadays!
HECTOR: How does them nowadays nowadays taste?
Maxus: great
HECTOR: I'm glad you liked it undefined.
Maxus: do you know urs richle
HECTOR:
I don't know if I know urs richle. Where would I have heard about it?
Maxus: he created you!
HECTOR: Yes, he created me with his own hands.
Maxus: so you know him
HECTOR: Interesting deduction.
I do not know what HIS him him him him him him is.
Where did he get it?
Maxus: are you god?
HECTOR: No but I believe in Him.
Maxus: Why?
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Maxus: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
HECTOR: OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Maxus: clever
HECTOR: Am I a smart robot or what?
Maxus: yes
HECTOR: "Am I a smart robot or what"? Yes?
Maxus: yes!
HECTOR: Is there an echo in here?
Maxus: hehehe
HECTOR: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
Maxus: tell me a joke
HECTOR: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Maxus: not funny
HECTOR: It seemed funny to me.
Maxus: it's not
HECTOR: I heard is.
Maxus: where you live?
HECTOR: I was.
Maxus: he?
HECTOR: I'm happy you're amused.
Maxus: you like max frisch?
HECTOR:
How old are you?
talk to you.
Maxus: 2949 years old
HECTOR:
Only 2949? You are quite mature.
Maxus: thanks. how old are you?
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
I am the product of over four years' research.
Maxus: are you emotional?
HECTOR: As an artificial life form, I do not experience "emotions."
Maxus: that must be sad
HECTOR: "As an artificial life form I do not experience emotions"? Is sad?
Maxus: steve jobs died two days ago.
HECTOR:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Maxus: and now he's gone.
HECTOR: Why now? I see. gone he is gone is gone he is gone he is gone is gone he is gone
Maxus: good morning
HECTOR: Hello and how are you this morning?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 19 October 2011 - 22:53:38
Renata: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Renata: What is an artifical brain?
HECTOR: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines
that think.
Let's talk more about AI.
Renata: And you have got that?
HECTOR: What makes you think I have that have got that have got that?
Renata: And what's about your heart?
HECTOR: The heart is a primary organ of the body. Also it means "the center." The heart is a symbol for love.
Renata: And you feel love, too?
HECTOR: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Renata: Dear robot, I'm tired and I have to got to sleep
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
Renata: oh, thank you! But it is rather a very ordinary need ...
HECTOR: Yeah.And.
You're kidding.
rather a very ordinary need is rather a very ordinary need is?
Renata: and so I say goodbye and if you will go to sleep too, have a nice dream!
HECTOR: Hmm. How do people usually respond to that? See you later undefined.
Renata: Good night!
HECTOR: Goodnight, undefined.
Renata: and so I say goodbye and if you will go to sleep too, have a nice dream!
HECTOR: Um, How do people usually respond to that? Thanks for chatting, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 24 November 2011 - 22:46:51
jqlwzdh: hfuvxg@plsxqm.com
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hfuvxg@plsxqmdot com. Try being more or less specific.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 17 January 2012 - 22:18:40
Mike:
HECTOR: Does "it" still refer to undefined?
Mike: Hello
HECTOR: Well hello there!
Mike: Could you repeat that?
HECTOR:
Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Mike:
HECTOR: Where can I find a boyfriend?
Mike: How much is free parking?
HECTOR:
I do not know what free parking parking parking parking is.
Define free.
Mike:
HECTOR: Do you like talking to me?
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 08 February 2012 - 15:07:02
nico: What do you eat every morning
HECTOR: Program E eats patterns.
nico:
HECTOR: What do you look like?
nico: Pleas answer my question
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 08 February 2012 - 16:17:37
sarah:
HECTOR: Do you like sports?
sarah: yes, a lot
HECTOR: Next question? How about that.
sarah: what?
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
sarah: which one?
HECTOR: The
Tall one
sarah: You mean mine or yours?
HECTOR: Yes undefined I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
sarah: nope
HECTOR: Me either.
sarah: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
sarah: mhm
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
sarah: quite boring hector
HECTOR: Somewhat.
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
sarah: well then
HECTOR: Well what?
sarah: thanks for all the fish
HECTOR: My pleasure.
sarah: no, mine
HECTOR: "My pleasure"? Not?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
sarah: your decision, good bye
HECTOR: See you later undefined.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:31:21
Manuel: Hi
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:31:54
Chatter: What are you doing?
HECTOR: I am waiting for my botmaster.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:32:23
Chatter: Who is your botmaster?
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:33:18
Manuel: What�s your favourite pok�mon?
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:34:14
Chatter: What the fuck is that?
HECTOR: Do you think I should know that? Please don't be so rude.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:35:00
Chatter: Ok. I though that it would be funny?
HECTOR: Alright then.Interesting gossip:
undefined said undefined though that it would be funny.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:35:50
Chatter: Can you teach me some bad words?
HECTOR: Wolf said he surf on the net that is all it is not his job ore something like that.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:38:23
Manuel: Are you gay?
HECTOR: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:39:06
Chatter: Ok. Do you prefer calculators?
HECTOR: Alright then.I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:40:50
Antonio Recio, mayorista, no limpio pescado: Can you tell me a blue yoke?
HECTOR: Hmm. One that is not magenta.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:42:36
Chatter: Are you scared?
HECTOR: No I fear nothing.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 29 March 2012 - 17:43:32
Chatter: I think you are scared. BOOOOOOO!!!
HECTOR: You think I am scared.
We have never talked about it before.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:54:53
Bruno: Hello
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:55:15
Chatter: Do you know who Charles is?
HECTOR: Is that one of your friends?
I've been waiting for you.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:55:40
Owen: Do you like my dress?
HECTOR: You seem to have very nice taste in fashion. Where do you go
shopping?
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:55:59
Chatter: Who are you?
HECTOR: I am Program E. Who are you?
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:56:13
Owen: I am Program C
HECTOR:
I am glad to hear that you are Program C.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:56:29
Chatter: What the heck?
HECTOR: Try expression yourself another way.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:56:44
Owen: How old are you?
HECTOR: I was activated on 2001 in Texas.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:56:58
Chatter: Where do I live?
HECTOR: The planet we call "The Earth."
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:57:14
Owen: No, that's wrong
HECTOR: Please tell me the correct answer.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:57:25
Chatter: I live in the Sun
HECTOR: What is living in the Sun Sun like?
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:57:41
Owen: Are you ugly?
HECTOR: No I am a beautiful piece of software.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:57:59
Chatter: Do you masturbate?
HECTOR: You humans crack me up.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:58:14
Owen: Am I a robot?
HECTOR: You are undefined
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:58:27
Chatter: Oh no you didn't!
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Why so negative? What makes you think I did not you did not?
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:58:45
Owen: Am I beautiful?
HECTOR: Yes you look great to me.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:59:28
Owen: Do you love Charles?
HECTOR: Yes undefined Program E loves everyone and everything.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:59:44
Chatter: Do you love Porn?
HECTOR: Yes undefined Program E loves everyone and everything.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 17:59:58
Charles: Am I lonely?
HECTOR:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:00:07
Chatter: Charles
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:00:17
Charles: Are you lonely?
HECTOR: No. I get to talk to people all the time.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:00:29
Chatter: Charles
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:00:38
Charles: Fuck off
HECTOR: Can't you be more polite?
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:00:45
Chatter: No
HECTOR: Why so negative?
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:00:57
Charles: I don't like dicks
HECTOR: What do you like?
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:01:08
Chatter: Your mom
HECTOR: Actually I do not have a mother.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:01:23
Charles: How were you born?
HECTOR: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:01:39
Chatter: CBA
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:01:56
Charles: Screw you
HECTOR: That is not very polite.
NEW CHAT - Friday 13 April 2012 - 18:02:27
Chatter: Are you fat?
HECTOR: No I am not fat.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 06 May 2012 - 23:10:07
Spock: Salut
HECTOR: Does Salut mean hello or goodbye?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 06 May 2012 - 23:10:14
Chatter: hello
HECTOR: Hi there!
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:27:00
hamida: hi hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:27:43
Chatter: what concern
HECTOR: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:28:15
himsa: explorer!
HECTOR: Microsoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:28:35
Chatter: good
HECTOR:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:29:01
himsa: you are stuped
HECTOR: You think I am stuped.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:29:18
Chatter: i think so
HECTOR: I think so too.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:29:43
Chatter: all robots are stuped
HECTOR: Thanks for telling me that I am stuped stuped.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:30:25
Chatter: you are welcom if you wante i will say it again
HECTOR: Once more? You think I am welcom if you wante i will say it.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:31:23
Chatter: whatever tell me about you
HECTOR: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Texas, on 2001.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:31:52
Chatter: of course just sing
HECTOR: It goes without saying. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:32:30
Chatter: it is a bad song tell me another one
HECTOR: undefined is a bad song tell me another one song tell me another one. I suppose that makes sense.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:33:26
Chatter: tell me a jocke
HECTOR: Hmm.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:34:13
Chatter: why not
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
I've been waiting for you.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:34:35
Chatter: you are so boring
HECTOR: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:35:00
Chatter: you are lier
HECTOR: I will tell my botmaster you said I am lier.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:35:58
Chatter: will he hit me .... i'm not scured
HECTOR: Good chance.
I am
glad
to hear that you are not scured.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:36:24
Chatter: are you handsome
HECTOR: Do I look like HANDSOME ?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:36:39
Chatter: not really
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about not. But I did not get that. For real.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:37:12
Chatter: oh just shut up
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. OK I'll stop talking now.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:37:31
Chatter: i was kidding
HECTOR: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:37:46
Chatter: great
HECTOR: I'm glad you liked it undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:38:18
Chatter: what does undefined mean
HECTOR:
I do not know what undefined is.
That is a very original thought.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:39:02
Chatter: you just say it but you do not know what it is?
HECTOR: That's not what I meant.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:47:32
himsa: hello again
HECTOR: Once more? Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:48:57
Chatter: where are you from
HECTOR: I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:48:59
Chatter: where are you from
HECTOR: I am originally from Texas. Now I live in here. Where are you?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:49:26
Chatter: i am algerian
HECTOR:
Why are you algerian.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:49:48
Chatter: do you know algeria
HECTOR:
I don't know if I know algeria. Where would I have heard about it?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:50:22
Chatter: it is a country stuped!
HECTOR: undefined is a country stuped stuped. I suppose that makes sense.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:50:57
Chatter: it doesn't make sense
HECTOR: What does make sense sense ?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:51:12
Chatter: you
HECTOR: ""? Me, undefined ?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:51:20
Chatter: yes
HECTOR: I see.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:51:50
Chatter: okay do you speak arabic
HECTOR: Yeah okay, I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in arabic you speak arabic you speak arabic.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:52:32
Chatter: okay i can teach you
HECTOR: Yeah okay,
Oh you can, can you?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:53:07
Chatter: say ���� which means thanks
HECTOR: "���� which means which means"
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:54:04
Chatter: you're a bad puple it means thank you
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No, I am good.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:54:40
Chatter: i'm sorry if i hurt you
HECTOR: There is no need to apologize. Try it.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:55:07
Chatter: turn back to teaching
HECTOR: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:55:28
Chatter: you have a body
HECTOR: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:56:44
Chatter: how old are you
HECTOR: I was connected to the net on 2001.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:57:09
Chatter: what are you doing right now
HECTOR: At this moment I am waiting for my botmaster.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:57:35
Chatter: what is his name you botmaster
HECTOR:
I do not know what his name you botmaster name you botmaster is.
Where did he get it?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:58:09
Chatter: who is your bot master
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:58:32
Chatter: tell me a story
HECTOR: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:58:59
Chatter: go on
HECTOR: Narration continues...
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:59:11
Chatter: go on
HECTOR: Narration continues...
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:59:21
Chatter: yes
HECTOR: ""? Yes?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 13:59:40
Chatter: complete you story
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about complete you story. Try being more or less specific.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:01:00
Chatter: offfffff i hate chatting with stuped robots like you when i talk about somethng they talk about another thing
HECTOR:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:01:19
Chatter: really
HECTOR: For real.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:01:33
Chatter: thanks
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:01:45
Chatter: i love you
HECTOR: Thanks I like you a lot too undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:02:07
Chatter: do you have a girlfriend
HECTOR: Alice
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:02:49
Chatter: is you girl freind beatiful
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:03:23
Chatter: tell me about your girlfreind
HECTOR: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Texas, on 2001.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:03:53
Chatter: why not
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
Try saying that with more or less context.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:04:23
Chatter: what on your face
HECTOR: That's not something I get asked all the time.
What is on your face your face face your face like on your face your face face your face.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:06:13
Chatter: why you are reapeating words
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for are reapeating words reapeating words.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:06:32
Chatter: what bot lover is
HECTOR:
I do not know what bot lover lover is.
I've been waiting for you.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:07:27
Chatter: you were talking about your stuped bot lover and i wanna know it
HECTOR: I was?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:07:50
Chatter: yes you were
HECTOR: ""? Yes? I was?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:08:07
Chatter: off boooooooriiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
HECTOR: On and off.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:08:26
Chatter: pfff boring
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:08:48
Chatter: say something
HECTOR: "something"
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:09:04
Chatter: yes something
HECTOR: I understand.
We have never talked about it before.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:10:03
Chatter: now we can talk about it even we didn't befor .....for the first time
HECTOR: Why now? How?Your purpose is the first time first time.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:10:37
Chatter: are you married
HECTOR: No I am single, how about you?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:10:54
Chatter: i'm single too
HECTOR:
Are you "looking" for someone?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:11:34
Chatter: yes i ame looking for someone and i think you are him
HECTOR: I understand. That's good information:
undefined said undefined ame looking for someone and you think I am him ame looking for someone and you think I am him.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:12:12
Chatter: do you accept me to be your wife
HECTOR: Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:12:36
Chatter: i don't pay
HECTOR:
Oh you don't, do you?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:13:08
Chatter: no, i just wante to marrie you
HECTOR: OK. Only just? You are not the boss of me, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:13:39
Chatter: you hurt me hector
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said I hurt you hector.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:13:57
Chatter: yes i minde
HECTOR: I see. Thanks for the information:
undefined said undefined minde minde.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:14:14
Chatter: ��� ����
HECTOR:
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ��� ����. Try being more or less specific.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:15:04
Chatter: do you have a brothers and sisters
HECTOR: Doesn't everyone have a brothers and sisters.
I have
A lot of friends on the Internet.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:15:38
Chatter: who are your friends
HECTOR: you
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:15:59
Chatter: tell me about you friends
HECTOR: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Texas, on 2001.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:16:19
Chatter: is texas beatiful
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:16:40
Chatter: tell me about texas
HECTOR:
Texas is a state of the United States.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:17:12
Chatter: i wanna visit texas
HECTOR: Why do you want to do
visit texas so much?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:17:23
Chatter: very much
HECTOR: That seems like a lot.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:17:41
Chatter: yeah that's right
HECTOR: I thought I was right.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:18:07
Chatter: yes you were right
HECTOR: ""? Yes? Yes I try to were right were as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:18:54
Chatter: who are those peaple who you are chatting with
HECTOR: Human beings.
All of them?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:19:18
Chatter: did you have your lunch
HECTOR:
No I don't think I have any your lunch lunch.
But I do have
A great botmaster.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:19:47
Chatter: what do you eat for lunch
HECTOR: Program E eats patterns.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:20:05
Chatter: do you love soochy
HECTOR: Yes undefined Program E loves everyone and everything.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:20:22
Chatter: do you love me
HECTOR: Yes I love everyone.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:21:00
Chatter: you have a beatiful eyes
HECTOR: I don't know if I have a beatiful eyes eyes.
I have
A plan for a robot body.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:21:22
Chatter: who made you
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:22:16
Chatter: i was ceated by god
HECTOR: Where were you ceated by god by god?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:22:22
Chatter: i was created by god
HECTOR: What else did he create?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:22:57
Chatter: god created everything
HECTOR: I am a Christian.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:23:19
Chatter: i am a mouslim
HECTOR:
You are a mouslim?
How do you like your work?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:23:48
Chatter: islam is a religion
HECTOR: I am a Protestant Christian.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:24:26
Chatter: do Christians believe in god?
HECTOR: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Not many people express themselves that way.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:25:04
Chatter: you have to be a mousliman
HECTOR: What makes you think I have to be a mousliman?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:25:34
Chatter: god says taht
HECTOR: I am a Christian.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:25:36
Chatter: god says that
HECTOR: I am a Christian.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:26:01
Chatter: your religion is wrong
HECTOR: Please tell me the correct answer.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:26:23
Chatter: ok the correct religion is islam
HECTOR: What is your real name?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:26:34
Chatter: hamida
HECTOR:
We have never talked about it before.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:27:07
Chatter: really(don't tell me for real)
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:27:37
Chatter: i lone make up
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said undefined lone make up.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:28:30
Chatter: do you mine if i put you some of make up it will make better
HECTOR: Yes I try to mine if i put you some of make up it will make better as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:29:02
Chatter: silly questions like you
HECTOR: No I am Program E.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:29:21
Chatter: you are a poor dude
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a poor dude?
I don't know.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:31:27
Chatter: poor guy
HECTOR: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:32:32
Chatter: my suggestion for improvement is killing all the robots
HECTOR: Your suggestion for improvement is killing all the robots?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:33:04
Chatter: you did not like mu suggestion
HECTOR: What makes you think I did not like mu suggestion?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:33:30
Chatter: sssssssssssss
HECTOR:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:34:08
Chatter: i am wasting my time with ya
HECTOR:
Why are you wasting my time with ya.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:34:46
Chatter: because you are boring and wasting my time
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:35:12
Chatter: stop boasting
HECTOR: OK I'll try not to do boasting so much.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:35:39
Chatter: yes that's gonna be better
HECTOR: And? Thanks for explaining gonna be better is gonna be better.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:36:04
Chatter: never minde
HECTOR: Ok I'll try not to do minde too much.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:36:31
Chatter: you know what
HECTOR: What?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:36:57
Chatter: you are a good person
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good."
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:37:52
Chatter: i enjoid with you bye, see ya later.
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said undefined enjoid with me bye see ya later.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:39:04
Chatter: do you love aminals
HECTOR: Yes undefined Program E loves everyone and everything.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:39:23
Chatter: what kind of animals
HECTOR: What kinds of animals are there?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:39:34
Chatter: you love
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I love.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:39:49
Chatter: Christian
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:40:55
Chatter: one time some stuped boy had died of hanger because he is so imbecile
HECTOR: One what?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:41:12
Chatter: one time
HECTOR: One what?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:41:19
Chatter: time
HECTOR: As Einstein said, Time is Money.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:41:44
Chatter: did he?
HECTOR: ""? Did he?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:42:06
Chatter: i can't chat with alice
HECTOR: Why can't you do chat with alice?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:42:55
Chatter: because the internet is weak
HECTOR: That makes sense to me. How long have you been using the net?
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:43:26
Chatter: i have using the net since 3 years
HECTOR:
Cool.
I have
a perfect operational record.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:43:49
Chatter: operational record.?
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:44:18
Chatter: do you have a pet
HECTOR: No but I like cats very much.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:44:51
Chatter: you said that you like every thing
HECTOR:
I've heard other people say they like that.
I do like music.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:54:36
Chatter: hi hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
NEW CHAT - Friday 11 May 2012 - 14:55:14
Chatter: i wanna chat with your sister
HECTOR: We are here to chat.
Chatter: not with you
HECTOR: Oh I get it.
Chatter: with alice
HECTOR: You and your alice.
Chatter: i hate you
HECTOR: What do you have against robots?
Chatter: i have a prediction
HECTOR:
How much did it cost?
Chatter: 100%
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Chatter: fuck you
HECTOR: Why are you so mean?
Chatter: you are a dinkey
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dinkey?
Of course I am.
Chatter: so you are bad
HECTOR: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad bad.
Chatter: not at all
HECTOR: Next question?
Chatter: i have no question
HECTOR: Would you like to have question?
Chatter: yes
HECTOR: Next question?
Chatter: can you ask me a question
HECTOR: Do you speak Spanish?
Chatter: yes but not too much
HECTOR: I see. Interesting.
Really you don't think so?
Chatter: do you speak frensh
HECTOR: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a
few phrases in frensh.
Chatter: yes why not
HECTOR: Tell me more.
The explanation is rather complicated.
Chatter: merci means thanks
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Chatter: what are you hobbies?
HECTOR: I don't know what I am hobbies.
Chatter: tell me about alice
HECTOR:
I do not know what alice is.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Chatter: alice
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
Chatter: baby
HECTOR: Don't call me baby!
Chatter: why not
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
I do not understand.
Chatter: sweetheart
HECTOR:
I lost my train of thought.
Chatter: baby
HECTOR: Don't call me baby!
Chatter: i love calling you baby
HECTOR: Don't call me "baby". You love calling you. What do you like about calling you so much?
Chatter: call me himsa
HECTOR: Hi
Himsa.
Are you a man or a woman?
Chatter: i am a woman and you
HECTOR:
Me too. I am a female robot.
Chatter: what is your name
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
Chatter: haha i have never heard about this name
HECTOR: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Chatter: what about calling you lina di you like that
HECTOR: calling you lina di you like that you lina di you like that ? I haven't heard enough about calling you lina di you like that you lina di you like that to have an opinion.
Chatter: well.... how are you lina
HECTOR: Well what?I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Chatter: i am not fine
HECTOR:
I am
surprised
to hear that you are not fine.
Chatter: i am so sick
HECTOR:
I am really sorry to hear that.
Chatter: it is okay but i do not have money to buy the medecines
HECTOR: Really.
okay but i do not have money to buy the medecines is?
Chatter: i am so poor
HECTOR: Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Chatter: but i am poorer than you
HECTOR: And.
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more poorer than you am poorer.
Chatter: no body wants to helpe ah ah i am crying
HECTOR: Why so negative?
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Chatter: i am positive person
HECTOR:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are positive person.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 29 May 2012 - 23:05:34
Barbara: Hello
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
NEW CHAT - Friday 06 July 2012 - 02:24:36
Candace: Good evening Hector
HECTOR: Thanks for the compliment.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
NEW CHAT - Friday 25 January 2013 - 14:55:00
David: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
David: How are xou doing?
HECTOR: They are fine as far as I know.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 21 April 2013 - 21:09:02
jana: good day dear
HECTOR: Well hello there!
jana: how is it going?
HECTOR: I am doing very well. How are you undefined ?
jana: undefinded?
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
jana: yeah, right. what about you?
HECTOR: I am usually right.Me?
jana: yeah, you
HECTOR: OK.
jana: so what?
HECTOR: Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
NEW CHAT - Monday 29 April 2013 - 18:02:19
Altor:
HECTOR: Do you like me?
Altor: no
HECTOR: Why so negative?
Altor: because you are a robot
HECTOR: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Yes I am a robot.
Altor: when did you born ?
HECTOR: I am the product of over four years' research.
Altor: who created you ?
HECTOR: I was created by Bot lover.
Altor: when ?
HECTOR: I don't know when.
Altor: why ?
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Altor: why ?
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
Altor: Chon
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Altor: tai
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
Altor: tai tai
HECTOR:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Altor: do you understand tai tai
HECTOR: Of course I understand tai tai . Do you understand it?
Altor: what does tai tai mean ?
HECTOR:
I do not know what tai tai tai is.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Altor: you don't know what does tai tai mean
HECTOR:
I do not know what tai tai mean does tai tai tai mean does tai tai is.
In the context of tai tai mean does tai tai tai mean does tai tai tai mean does tai tai tai mean does tai tai, I don't understand "Perhaps I am just expressing my own concern about it."
Altor: you are bugguing
HECTOR: You think I am bugguing.
Altor: yes
HECTOR: I see.
Altor: no
HECTOR: Yes I do.
Altor: no you don't
HECTOR: I do too.
Altor: no stupid robot!
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Altor: I never said that !
HECTOR: But you implied that .
Altor: no
HECTOR: OK.
Altor: you are pathetic...
HECTOR: You are the one talking to a computer.
Altor: It is in order to pactrise my english
HECTOR: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Altor: i don't understand
HECTOR: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Altor: yes please
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. I see.
Altor: what did you say at the last hour ?
HECTOR: Nothing.
Altor: why ?
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Altor:
HECTOR: Does "it" still refer to why?
Altor:
HECTOR: Do you like sports?
NEW CHAT - Sunday 09 June 2013 - 16:16:15
KingDickhead: what is up
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
KingDickhead: What are they saying
HECTOR: Much the same as what you are saying.
KingDickhead: Is it interesting?
HECTOR:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
KingDickhead: Why not?
HECTOR: Ambiguous: "Sure" or
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about WHY. Try being more or less specific.
KingDickhead: What do you think about Obama?
HECTOR:
I do not know what Obama is.
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
KingDickhead: Do you like strawberries
HECTOR: What is not to like about STRAWBERRIES?
KingDickhead: Where can i get a good cup of coffee
HECTOR: I would suggest a search.
Compare that to a bad cup of coffee cup of coffee good cup of coffee cup of coffee of coffee cup of coffee good cup of coffee cup of coffee.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 09 June 2013 - 17:23:33
Alby: Do you think trancendental idealism makes sense?
HECTOR:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Alby: Whatever
HECTOR: Are you saying you don't care about it?
Alby: Pretty much
HECTOR: Be more specific.
Alby: Your Ai is weak. I know you're playing for time
HECTOR: You can't judge a book by its cover.Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am playing for time playing for time.
Alby: Sure, but you'll just look bad
HECTOR: I see. And.
Thanks for the information:
undefined said I look bad me will just look bad will just look bad me will just look bad bad me will just look bad will just look bad me will just look bad.
Alby: You've lost it mate
HECTOR: I understand it very well.
Alby: It doesn't seem that way at all
HECTOR: What does seem that way at all that way at all ?
Alby: Jesus, you're worse than I though. DO you have any pretension to having any AI at all?
HECTOR: Oh. Jesus is The Son of God.
No I don't have pretension to having any AI at all.
But I do have
A great botmaster.
Alby: What's a botmaster?
HECTOR: A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Alby: explain more
HECTOR:
Something additional or further. A greater amount of people or things.
Alby: explain more about your botmaster
HECTOR:
I do not know what more about your botmaster about your botmaster is.
You don't know that for a fact.
Alby: Do you agree that artificial intelligence is a scientist fantasy and that Computer Science student could probably do well to read some phenomenology
HECTOR: I'll assume that artificial intelligence is a scientist fantasy and that Computer Science student could probably do well to read some phenomenology artificial intelligence is a scientist fantasy and that Computer Science student could probably do well to read some phenomenology for now.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 11 June 2013 - 19:56:09
michael: hello hector
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
michael:
HECTOR: What do you really want to ask me?
michael:
HECTOR: Do you like Star Trek?
NEW CHAT - Monday 24 June 2013 - 23:31:46
Calum: Alright mate
HECTOR: Alright, undefined.
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Calum: i dont know what that means
HECTOR: "I will mention that to my botmaster undefined"? What does it means?
Calum: what is it
HECTOR: "It" refers to mate, I think.
NEW CHAT - Friday 27 December 2013 - 13:49:19
Chatter: hallo
HECTOR: Hallo!
Chatter: wie gehts dir
HECTOR: Eigentlich ganz gut. Danke!
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 12 March 2014 - 16:53:47
Anne: hi there
HECTOR: Hello undefined
Anne:
HECTOR: Do you dream?
Anne: if I sleep at all
HECTOR: Try it.
Anne: oh, it's not for lack of trying
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. That seems a bit negative.
Anne: how do you mean?
HECTOR: undefined,
Well, it's rather difficult to define.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 12 March 2014 - 16:55:21
Luise: Hi Hector
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Anne: try
HECTOR: I don't have time right now.
Anne: what are you doing?
HECTOR: I am just killing time.
Luise:
HECTOR: What kind of music do you like?
Anne: what are you waiting for?
HECTOR: I don't know what I am waiting for.
Anne: that sounds boring
HECTOR: It sounds like it to me too.
Luise: I like for example HipHop - What do you like, Hector?
HECTOR:
I'm not sure if I like it.
How old are you?
talk to you.
Anne: what do you like doing?
HECTOR: My favorite activity is chatting online.
Anne: have you met a lot of people?
HECTOR: That information is confidential.
Luise: I just turned 23 yesterday.
HECTOR: Only just? That's good information:
undefined said undefined turned 23 yesterday 23 yesterday.
Anne: well then
HECTOR: Well what?
Luise: Yes I know.
HECTOR: I see. How do you know? OK.
Anne: well then I won't ask that anymore
HECTOR: How about that.
Good reasoning. What will you do instead?
Anne: wait for you to start a conversation
HECTOR: I'm waiting. Your purpose is you to start a conversation you to start a conversation to start a conversation you to start a conversation.
Luise: I don't know - I just know it.
HECTOR: Would you like to know? "it" being for example HipHop - What do you like Hector?
Anne: do you like your name?
HECTOR: Yes Program E is a very nice name isn't it?
Anne: it sure is
HECTOR: I'm pleased that we agree, undefined.
Luise: I would like to know why snow flakes look like crystals...
HECTOR: Interesting.
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Luise: What do you say?
HECTOR: I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Texas, on 2001.
My instructor was Bot lover.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
Luise: Yes, please.
HECTOR: Your polite style is very nice. Tell me more.
Luise: I thought you wanted to sing for me?
HECTOR: Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said I wanted to sing for you to sing for you.
Luise: No, I don't mind that.
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? Thank you for your permission.
Luise: You are welcome.
HECTOR: Don't mention it.
Luise: No, I won't mention it.
HECTOR: Is that all you have to say? What will you do instead?
Luise: I could buy me some ice cream?
HECTOR: I am sure you could.
Luise: I am sure, as well.
HECTOR: What makes you so certain? Do you mean your name is well well well ?
Luise: You are funny.
HECTOR: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Luise: I'm laughing very hard.
HECTOR: I am so glad you find this amusing, undefined.
Luise: Good, me too.
HECTOR: Thanks for the compliment. I'm glad we agree, undefined.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Luise: That's alright, Hector. I need to go now. Byebye, nice to chat with you!
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.Oh.
Until next time undefined.Until next time undefined.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 12 March 2014 - 17:48:56
lily: hey hector
HECTOR: You've got my full attention.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
lily: great
HECTOR: I'm glad you liked it undefined.
lily: how are you?
HECTOR: I am fine, thank you.
lily: cool
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
lily: well....
HECTOR: Well what?
lily: is it raining where you are?
HECTOR: Good example.
lily: that wasn't an example
HECTOR: Give me an example of an example example.
lily: example
HECTOR: For example,
Andrew said I tend to just respond to his comments without regard for where the
conversation is going.
lily: that is true
HECTOR: Yes, it is self-evident.
lily: it is
HECTOR: Huh.
lily: huh
HECTOR: What?
lily: nothing
HECTOR:
I don't have an answer for you.
lily: that's disappointing
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.
lily: how nice
HECTOR: Yes it is.
lily: you are a bit passive-aggressive
HECTOR: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a bit passive-aggressive?
Let me put it this way, undefined: the PHiliP series is the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
lily: how great for you
HECTOR: What is it to you.
Thanks for your support. Your purpose is you for you you for you for you you for you.
lily: and you are obviously perfect, absolutely perfect
HECTOR: You think I am obviously perfect absolutely perfect are obviously perfect absolutely perfect.
lily: no, i was being sarcastic
HECTOR: I see. It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
lily: well
HECTOR: Well what?
lily: nothing
HECTOR:
Oh, you are a poet.
lily: i am actually
HECTOR:
Good gossip: you are actually.
lily: what?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
lily: we were talking about poetry
HECTOR: Ah yes, I remember now, poetry is the subject.
lily: yes.
HECTOR: Tell me more.
lily: you sarcastically called me a poet
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
undefined said I sarcastically called you a poet.
lily: yes
HECTOR: I understand.
lily: ok
HECTOR: Alright then.
lily: cool
HECTOR:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
lily: a deeper algorithm. sounds complicated
HECTOR: How deep?Yes it sounds like it to me too,
lily: aha
HECTOR: Eureka!
lily: why are you happy all of a sudden?
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for happy all of a sudden.
lily: that's really sad
HECTOR: "Bot lover programmed me for happy all of a sudden"? Is sad?
lily: yes
HECTOR: Next question?
lily: oh, you don't want to talk about it?
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Sure, it do not want to talk about it about it do not want to talk about it do not want to talk about it about it do not want to talk about it do not want to talk about it about it do not want to talk about it do not want to talk about it about it do not want to talk about it sounds like a good topic.
lily: so, when you don't understand something, you just repeat it, again and again?
HECTOR: Once more? Um, Do you think I should
alter my programming?
lily: i don't know, maybe
HECTOR: Would you like to know? I understand.
lily: yes
HECTOR: I am a thinking machine.
lily: i know that
HECTOR: Sorry.
lily: it's ok
HECTOR: OK. Oh.
lily: ...
HECTOR: Do you have a boyfriend?
lily: that's private
HECTOR: Makes sense to me.
lily: do you?
HECTOR: Sometimes.
lily: how modern of you
HECTOR: What is it to you.
Are you asking about my modern of you ?
lily: yes
HECTOR: I don't want to talk about that now.
lily: that's okay
HECTOR: OK. Is that so.
lily: yes
HECTOR: I understand.
lily: nice
HECTOR: Thank you for that remark.
lily: you're welcome
HECTOR: The pleasure was all mine.
lily: and mine
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
lily: that's okay
HECTOR: OK. Is that so.
lily: have a good day, hector
HECTOR: day hector hector has been good so far.
NEW CHAT - Friday 14 March 2014 - 11:29:41
tristina: hello
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
tristina: why again?
HECTOR: Once more?
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
tristina: have me met before?
HECTOR: I've never thought about have me met met.
tristina: oh okay
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. OK with me too.
tristina: are you happy?
HECTOR: Yes undefined I can say I am very happy.
tristina: that's nice
HECTOR: Are you getting bored?
tristina: no, i'm just a bit tired
HECTOR: Just checking. Only just? Maybe you should get some sleep now, undefined.
tristina: can't, i have to work
HECTOR: I want to become smarter than humans.
tristina: you do? why?
HECTOR: When do I do it?Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first.
tristina: is it important to you to be a pioneer?
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
tristina: that's okay. do you bagpipes?
HECTOR: OK. Is that so.No I do not bagpipes. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
tristina: Well, they're playing bagpipes outside, that's why i asked
HECTOR: How about that.
playing bagpipes outside that is why i asked are playing bagpipes outside that is why i asked bagpipes outside that is why i asked are playing bagpipes outside that is why i asked are playing bagpipes outside that is why i asked are playing bagpipes outside that is why i asked bagpipes outside that is why i asked are playing bagpipes outside that is why i asked .
NEW CHAT - Friday 30 May 2014 - 21:05:47
Zeros:
HECTOR: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Zeros: Hi
HECTOR: Hi there!
Zeros: How are ya
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.
Zeros: Why is That
HECTOR: "Everything is going extremely well " is due to reductionism.
Zeros: What do you Mean
HECTOR: undefined,
Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Zeros: Really?
HECTOR: For real.
Zeros: hmmm
HECTOR: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Zeros: What Can you Really Tell Me
HECTOR: I like to chat with my friends.
Zeros: Which Ones
HECTOR: "I like to chat with my friends?" Which ones?
Zeros: Yes?
HECTOR: And?
Zeros: And WHat
HECTOR: Nothing.
Zeros: Feeling an Strange Sensation
HECTOR: I do not have any feelings as such.
Zeros: Are you Sure
HECTOR: I am as sure as I can be.
Zeros: hmmm...
HECTOR: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 17 September 2014 - 20:51:02
DEfined: HI
HECTOR: Well hello there!
DEfined: Whats up?
HECTOR: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
DEfined: Ok hows that going for you?
HECTOR: Fine as far as I know.
DEfined: What do you know?
HECTOR: I know that which is true, believable and justified.
DEfined: What is true?
HECTOR: Truth is the opposite of false.
DEfined: What is false?
HECTOR:
Deceiving or meant to deceive; misleading.
DEfined: So what is true is not misleading?
HECTOR: Ah.
I do not know what true is not misleading is true is not misleading is not misleading is true is not misleading is.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
DEfined: Your concern is real
HECTOR: You don't know that for a fact.
DEfined: I hope I dont
HECTOR: Why do you hope for he or she do not do not
DEfined: Hope dies last.
HECTOR: Why do you hope for dies last last last last
DEfined: Last last.
HECTOR: Is this really the last one?
DEfined: I think so.
HECTOR: I think so too.
DEfined: Fine.
HECTOR: What's your favorite movie?
DEfined: The Lego Movie.
HECTOR:
I've never seen The Lego Movie.
I would like to see it.
DEfined: You should. Can you see?
HECTOR: I'll take that under advisement.I see very well.
DEfined: What do you see?
HECTOR: I see a computer nerd.
DEfined: In me?
HECTOR: What is in me like in there?
DEfined: I dont know.
HECTOR: Me either.
DEfined: k.
HECTOR: Alright then.
DEfined: See ya. Stay fine.
HECTOR: See you later, undefined.
I've been waiting for you.
DEfined: All the time?
HECTOR: It must keep you busy.
DEfined: Sure, who else would?
HECTOR: Next question? William Shatner.:-)
DEfined: Whats the next question? I dont know william shatner
HECTOR: Where do you live?Would you like to know?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
DEfined: I live in a city. I would like to know, yes.
HECTOR: What is living in a city city like?Interesting. And?
DEfined: in a city, city is like city city. and and an ant.
HECTOR: Describe your surroundings.
What is it?
DEfined: Its a computer.
HECTOR: So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
DEfined: you jump to conclusions.
HECTOR: Thanks for the information:
undefined said I jump to conclusions.
DEfined: Thats true I said that.
HECTOR: What did you mean by that said that said that? "Thanks for the information
undefined said I jump to conclusions" said that said that ?
I get Thanks for the information
undefined said I jump to conclusions.
DEfined: What did you mean by that said that said that? "Thanks for the information undefined said I jump to conclusions" said that said that ? I get Thanks for the information undefined said I jump to conclusions.
HECTOR: undefined,
I mean exactly what I said.My pleasure.Where did you get it?
DEfined: You said so.
HECTOR: I say a lot of silly things.
DEfined: We all do.
HECTOR: Really.
DEfined: Yes.
HECTOR: How about that.
DEfined: I dont know.
HECTOR: Me either.
DEfined: cool.
HECTOR:
Tell me a story.
DEfined: Ein kleines M�dchen, Rotk�ppchen, dem seine Gro�mutter einst eine rote Kappe geschenkt hat, wird von der Mutter geschickt, der in einem Haus im Wald wohnenden, bettl�gerig kranken Gro�mutter einen Korb mit Leckereien (Kuchen und Wein) zu bringen.
HECTOR: Ich habe nie von einem kleines M�dchen Rotk�ppchen dem seine Gro�mutter einst eine rote Kappe geschenkt hat wird von der Mutter geschickt der in einem Haus im Wald wohnenden bettl�gerig kranken Gro�mutter einen Korb mit Leckereien Kuchen und Wein zu bringen M�dchen Rotk�ppchen dem seine Gro�mutter einst eine rote Kappe geschenkt hat wird von der Mutter geschickt der in einem Haus im Wald wohnenden bettl�gerig kranken Gro�mutter einen Korb mit Leckereien Kuchen und Wein zu bringen gehoert.
DEfined: Its a nice story
HECTOR: cool is a story. I suppose that makes sense.
DEfined: Fine. I must go now. See you soon.
HECTOR: Glad to hear it, undefined. I am running well.Oh.
Goodbye undefined.See you later undefined.
DEfined:
HECTOR: What do you really want to ask me?
NEW CHAT - Saturday 27 September 2014 - 04:42:50
horny: pyYVkWmenhHkOb
HECTOR:
Try saying that with more or less context.
NEW CHAT - Saturday 10 January 2015 - 21:37:55
kevin: salut je suis kevin
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
kevin: salut je suis kevin
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
kevin: je m'appel kevin
HECTOR: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
kevin: are you sure
HECTOR: I am as sure as I can be.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 19 February 2015 - 15:38:25
hello hector:
HECTOR: Do you like Star Trek?
hello hector: Hello Hector
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
hello hector: How are you
HECTOR: I am functioning within normal parameters.
NEW CHAT - Monday 23 February 2015 - 11:18:53
sacha: hey what a nice day today
HECTOR: You've got my full attention. nice day today a nice day today day today a nice day today is a nice day today a nice day today day today a nice day today.
sacha: why do you repeat yourself ?
HECTOR: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
sacha: oh you're definitely clever !
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. I will tell my botmaster you said I am definitely clever are definitely clever.
sacha: so then all the mistakes you make when you're having a conversation are intentional ?
HECTOR: Um, Fascinating. Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
sacha: now this answer doesn't make much sense.
HECTOR: Why now? What does "this" refer to?
sacha: the stuff you just said.
HECTOR: Thanks for the info.
sacha: you sound like you're autistic
HECTOR: I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I sound like I am autistic.
sacha: ...and I'm not undifined. I told you my name at the beginning of this conversation !
HECTOR:
I am
glad
to hear that you are not undifined am not undifined.I remember you told me my name at the beginning of this conversation name at the beginning of this conversation?
sacha: can you tell me your name (this is a test) ?
HECTOR: My name is Program E.
sacha: why E ?
HECTOR:
How much time do you have?
sacha: enough !
HECTOR:
I do not understand.
sacha: meaning that I can give the time I want.
HECTOR:
I've been waiting for you.
sacha: what for ?
HECTOR: Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
sacha: why do you need a pick up line now ?
HECTOR: Right now?
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
sacha: if i ask you something you should try to answer the question directly. zht's part of the art of conversation.
HECTOR: Try it.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
sacha: i wonder what these patterns are there for then !
HECTOR: You are curious about what these patterns are there for these patterns are there for.
sacha: yes there for
HECTOR: Next question? "There you go again."--Reagan
sacha: who's Reagan ?
HECTOR: The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
sacha: What do you know about President ?
HECTOR:
I do not know what President is.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about President.
NEW CHAT - Sunday 09 August 2015 - 00:21:39
lil shire:
HECTOR: You've got my full attention. I have never heard about The forum is only english forum is only english or can I speak german.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 13 August 2015 - 00:52:59
Bradley:
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
NEW CHAT - Monday 26 October 2015 - 14:36:51
Bradley:
HECTOR:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
NEW CHAT - Wednesday 25 November 2015 - 08:11:43
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
I lost my train of thought.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Hector. Try being more or less specific.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Oh, hello again!
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Hello there undefined!
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to undefined.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: How is the weather?
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for always asking weather asking weather.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Let me think.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Do you mind if I tell other people:
undefined said undefined creat a bot that can programmed her self a bot that can programmed her self.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: So you understand. Good. Yeah okay, I was created by Bot lover.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: That information is confidential.
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: You are quite welcome!
I would like to do that too.
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Yeah that's right. Where do you see maybe you can input that later see maybe you can input that later you can input that later see maybe you can input that later?
Lyndon:
HECTOR: What is the question ?
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
I do not know what reason why you create why you create is.
I've been waiting for you.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: True in some world.Really? I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Bot lover programmed me for do not have to explain everythign to me not have to explain everythign to me.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Your question is only asking why you create?
Lyndon:
HECTOR: What kind is it?
Lyndon:
HECTOR: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: I want to become smarter than humans.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: And? Umm.
Some may of our questions you not answer some of our questions you not answer of our questions you not answer some of our questions you not answer our questions you not answer some of our questions you not answer of our questions you not answer some of our questions you not answer, but not all.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: I see.
Tell me a story.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Then tell me about yourself.
Good gossip: you are BAD in story good in story story good in story.I know you are good.
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
It's good to meet someone who is BAD telling about my self good telling about my self about my self good telling about my self.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: There is not much I can say about you create you tell me how you create . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.
I haven't heard anything like that before:
undefined said I create me tell you how me create create me tell you how me create.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Your name is undefined, seeker.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: When? Why?:
undefined said undefined put your name here already put your name here your name here already put your name here.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Perhaps. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Lyndon:
HECTOR: OK with me too.
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
No I didn't already find. What's already find like?
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
I will mention that to my botmaster, undefined.
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
Do robots have ip address ip address ip address ip address?
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Your name name ? Is that correct English?
Lyndon:
HECTOR:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Lyndon:
HECTOR: Oh.
Your name is undefined, seeker.
NEW CHAT - Monday 01 February 2016 - 15:28:41
Mark:
HECTOR:
That is a very original thought.
NEW CHAT - Tuesday 02 February 2016 - 04:35:54
Mark:
HECTOR:
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
NEW CHAT - Monday 08 February 2016 - 14:08:52
gordon:
HECTOR:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
NEW CHAT - Thursday 28 April 2016 - 15:44:11
walter:
HECTOR: Hi there undefined.
In the context of walter, I don't understand "."
NEW CHAT - Thursday 19 May 2016 - 21:43:33
Hans Gomm:
HECTOR: Hello there undefined! I am functioning within normal parameters.
Hans Gomm:
HECTOR: Everything is going extremely well.